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BOOGIE'S (UN)INSPIRING WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY
Everything about Boogie's very existence on YouTube has revolved around his weight. Being abnormally large and doing basic things (ie. Dancing to "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado, having someone using a plunger on his stomach and falling into a swimming pool) are what put Boogie on the map.
No real talent needed, just being fat. This of course became a frequent topic of discussion when he decided to start making more personal content.
For years and years, Boogie has been on a weight loss journey full of excuses, rationalizations, deflections and lies. I won't be covering a lot of the pre gastric bypass surgery saga as there is a lot out there already, but I will be going through a lot of the post-surgery bullshit.
Let's find out just how successful Boogie's weight loss journey has been.
(NOTE: The OP on this thread covers Boogie's weight loss and food lies very extensively and is well worth the read if you haven't seen it already)
BOOGIE'S GOALS PRE-SURGERY
Boogie has stated several times that his goal weight after the surgery was to be 250lbs. This has changed a few times to be either 270lbs or 300lbs:
Lose the weight and then get skin surgery which will help shave off a few extra pounds. Sounds good, right?
Has it happened since he spoke about it back in 2018? No. So what exactly has been going on between now and then?
BOOGIE'S DISMISSIVE NATURE TO WEIGHT LOSS TALK
If there's one thing that has always triggered Boogie, it's been discussion of his weight loss. Don't you even fucking dare try and give Boogie weight loss advice unless you're an expert!!!!
Boogie says that only experts should give people with eating disorders advice:
Boogie gives people with eating disorders advice:
Boogie gives people with eating disorders advice:
One of the greatest examples of Boogie being called out on his bullshit were these series of videos from Every Damn Day Fitness (EDDF for short). I highly recommend watching them if you haven't already. These videos almost make Boogie worse than the Frank Hassle Killstream did:
This is largely why Boogie detests Reddit as he was even being called out on his weight loss bullshit on his OWN subreddit. HaberDasherA being one of his earliest critics on there:
Boogie passive aggressively bitches about weight loss advice he's being given:
Basically if you're not praising Boogie for losing the weight which he isn't losing, you're a fucking cunt.
(The Haber vs Boogie rabbit hole is actually quite deep. The TLDR of it is that Haber was critical of Boogie's weight loss and other lies, Boogie spins it as Haber being a nuisance/hater and would often throw Haber under the bus when given the chance. Such behavior demonstrates that Boogie always has been this much of a petty little bitch.)
Oh yeah, don't even ask him to weigh himself because you'll get blocked or ignored. It doesn't even matter if money is involved:
Boogie was also going to 4Chan of all places to argue with users about his weight loss.
Hilariously, one of the first things he did after qualifying for his surgery was jump on Twitter to rub it in 4Chan's face (no, really):
6HRS LATER:
(Boogie is totally not a vengeful little man.)
I don't think the gravity of how pathetic this is has been stated well enough: A 42 year old man qualified for weight loss surgery, came home to tell the world and then checked 4chan to see what they were saying. "Fuck off Dez, celebratory dinner can wait! I've gotta see what 4chan is saying! I totally owned them by qualifying for WLS today!"
You can already tell what a shitty attitude he had towards to weight loss surgery. Better himself? Nah. Owning the haters? Fuck yes!
EDIT: Also wanted to include this example of Boogie being condescending to a fan who was disappointed that Boogie wasn't eating clean after promising to do so:
BOOGIE CONSUMING JUNK FOOD & SODA
One of the biggest tells that Boogie was doomed to fail after his weight loss surgery were videos like this:
Here's one from a few weeks ago which proves that he'll forever be a pathetic addict:
The gastric bypass surgery was meant to shrink Boogie's stomach down to size where he couldn't physically eat as much as he used to. This would therefore cause him to lose weight.
Boogie stated multiple times that he couldn't eat as much as he used to and that certain things made him sick:
(This is a great lie. He claims to have the stomach of a normal person now which means that he can't eat an entire cheeseburger. Not sure about you guys, but I can certainly eat at least 5 in one sitting and I'm not fat)
He's even stated this as recently as this month (Apr 2021):
Boogie even goes as far as saying that his favorite drinks and food don't even taste good anymore and is very anti-junk food:
(Notice how he almost forgets to not enjoy the hotdog)
Amazing how that surgery suddenly made these things taste bad. Or is it possible that he's just bullshitting his audience into believing these things?
I'll drop these screenshots and then let you be the judge in the spoiler:
(Last, last, last, last, last burger ever)
(Last, last, last, last, last, last burger ever)
(I wonder what his shits look like with that diet)
(Treat yo self)
(Another healthy snack with a healthy drink to boot)
(Love the edgy joke from him here. I thought he was only edgy on Twitch and TikTok?)
(Like a recovering drug addict carrying meth in his pockets)
Geez, it seems like he eats a lot of shit when he's on the road. And to think, he claims to eat healthier when he is on the road.
EDIT: As of May 2021, Boogie is out traveling again! And you know what that means folks:
Nothing like a healthy hotdog and regular Dr.Pepsi after a long day of walking. You earned it, Booger!
What Boogie tells you:
What Boogie's friends expose in their videos:
(From the same video, as it's easy to miss)
What Boogie tells you:
What Boogie's friends expose in their videos:
(From the same video, as it's easy to miss)
ANOTHER EDIT: I threw together a series of clips from Boogie's Sep-Oct 2021 travels where he once again gorges himself with various unhealthy food items. This is just after admitting that he hit 397lbs.
Of course, this isn't Boogie's fault. Discipline? Well he's trying to be disciplined, but some of these places just don't have the options:
Okay, maybe Boogie just has poor discipline on the road. Maybe he is right. Maybe there just aren't any healthy options anywhere when he travels.
He's a lot healthier at home though:
The next 4 images are from a March 2018 vlog, I believe:
Of course, being an unaccountable fat liar means that there are unaccountable fat lies to tell:
(These Mtn Dews that you see me drinking in all of these videos? Not mine. They're my roommates. And if you see me drinking them, it's because they're for Francis skits, idiot.)
("I genuinely didn't even think before I posted that picture. Btw, the candy isn't for me, the 360lbs man. No, it's for the petite blonde")
(Regularly eats buckets of candy and 3 cupcakes in one sitting)
(Boogie got sent cookies but he totally didn't eat them all)
(My roommate bought me McDonalds. So don't even ask me how I got these special Pokemon cards when I open them tomorrow)
All those sodas couldn't have been Boogie's though. He doesn't even like Mountain Dew!
You really gotta feel for dumb fans like "Trevmiester" here:
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To close this section, I invite you to listen to this clip of Boogie actually admitting the truth about his eating habits (a rare feat):
BOOGIE'S DENIAL OF WEIGHT GAIN
Boogie's critics have frequently called him out on his stagnant weight loss and weight gain since his surgery. Valid criticism of Boogie, as we know, is totally unacceptable and will get you either put on blast or blocked.
There's a video on YouTube called "Boogie2988 Chronological Weight Updates" which documents Boogie's weight loss journey from July 2011 - April 2020.
Someone over at Sam & Tolki made a TLDR list of the updates:
Boogie's starting weight was 550lbs and his end weight was 348lbs (in the Chronological Weight Loss video). Over this journey Boogie gave a plethora of excuses and rationalizations for his weight gain, stagnations, relapses etc:
(Boogie claiming to be stress eating due to the 2020 election)
Well, between 2020 and now, nothing much has changed. I've taken note of a few times Boogie has given weight loss updates over the past 16 months, so let's take a look:
JAN 2020 (338LBS):
APR 2020 (348LBS):
JUN 2020 (350LBS):
AUG 2020 (364LBS. Boogie lies and says his weight is 355lbs until Frank Hassle convinces Boogie to weigh himself live on stream):
SEP 2020 (350LBS):
NOV 2020 (363LBS):
DEC 2020 (361LBS):
Here's Boogie's 2021 new year's resolution. Thought I'd insert it here for extra hilarity considering what the next weight update will be:
FEB 2021 (377LBS):
MAR 2021 (380LBS):
LATE MAR 2021 (383LBS):
EDIT: After a warrant was issued for Boogie's arrest, a Twitter user posted a screenshot which highlighted Boogie's weight gain denial. Boogie responded by saying that his highest weight was actually 390lbs:
APR 2020 (348LBS):
JUN 2020 (350LBS):
AUG 2020 (364LBS. Boogie lies and says his weight is 355lbs until Frank Hassle convinces Boogie to weigh himself live on stream):
SEP 2020 (350LBS):
NOV 2020 (363LBS):
DEC 2020 (361LBS):
Here's Boogie's 2021 new year's resolution. Thought I'd insert it here for extra hilarity considering what the next weight update will be:
FEB 2021 (377LBS):
MAR 2021 (380LBS):
LATE MAR 2021 (383LBS):
EDIT: After a warrant was issued for Boogie's arrest, a Twitter user posted a screenshot which highlighted Boogie's weight gain denial. Boogie responded by saying that his highest weight was actually 390lbs:
Now that's strange. Any time Boogie was pulled up on his weight gain since late 2019, he denied that he was gaining it back:
(The infamous recycled scale photo)
(315 likes. I sure hope those likes were from people who were thinking "This guy...")
(By that logic, how much weight have you gained including the weight that you've regained multiple times?)
When Boogie isn't being pulled up on the obvious lies, he tries to sell his audience the fake narrative that he's doing well and that his weight loss surgery was a success (more on the success part later...it's good, trust me):
(Lookin' small, pimp)
I've made a post about this in the past, but just want to highlight this again. When Boogie was losing weight after his surgery, he was frequently posting before and after pictures of himself:
Where have these gone? Boogie never posts pictures of his current self up against his 2018 self when he was at his lowest. These days, Boogie only ever does a before and after against very old pictures of himself:
When you do compare current Boogie to recent Boogie, you begin to understand why he's stopped with the before and after photos:
HAS BOOGIE'S WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY BEEN A SUCCESS?
Now for the million dollar question: Has Boogie's weight loss journey been as successful as he claims? Because he seems pretty chuffed with himself any time he's quizzed.
In this video uploaded just after Boogie underwent gastric bypass surgery, Boogie makes some comments that highlight just how badly he has failed since his procedure:
TLDR:
- Boogie weighed 492lbs the day of the surgery
- The average patient at his size should expect to lose 260lbs
- This would put him at 232lbs
- Patients can expect to gain back 10% of the weight (this would therefore put Boogie at 250lbs)
- 260lbs is the median weight for patients his size
- Boogie planned on losing more than that
- Boogie says that he'd be happy even if fell short of that number and if he "only weighed 280lbs
This is all true. You can visit an obesity website (here) and plug in your numbers to see how much weight you'd expect to lose. For brevity purposes, I've gone ahead and plugged in Boogie's weight and apparent height:
Now, in the next screenshot below, Boogie claims that his lowest weight was 335lbs. This would statistically make him a failure. Not even in the top 80% of patients his size after surgery and certainly not "statistically average" as he claims
In fact, Boogie's lowest weight is over 50lbs away from the bare minimum he was expected to lose. That is really fucking embarrassing.
That's certainly not the story that Boogie is spinning though:
Ah the passive aggressiveness here is top notch:
So no. The answer is no. If you ever see someone on social media referring to him as the guy who lost a lot of weight, remind them that no, he is the guy who couldn't even reach the bare minimum weight for his weight loss procedure.
Of course, none of this should come as a surprise after looking through all the shit he was eating and drinking post surgery. I feel like the Surprised Pikachu Meme is apt. Here's a shitty one that I just threw together to describe the situation:
CONCLUSION
Boogie is a colossal failure. Failed marriage. Failed family. Failed diets. Failed YouTube channel. Flex as he may, I'm sure many of us can look down at our legs and not see the color purple starting back at as:
(They're in great shape, hey?)
The only thing he cares about these days is owning the haters, even if it's at the expense of his own health:
Boogie's biggest enemy is his own big mouth. All of these promises. SO MANY PROMISES and very little to show for them. Here's him in Aug 2018 saying that he'll have skin removal surgery 12 months later and be 270lbs:
Instead, we're in this sad reality where he's bordering on having to send himself into rehab because he's nearly 400lbs again:
I mean shit, look at the size and mobility of this guy from a month or two ago (Yeah right that's water in your cup):
And here he is again in Sep 2019 promising to shut up about weight loss if he doesn't lose the extra 50lbs by Jan 2020:
Here we are in 2021 and Boogie's still spinning the same old tired stories. He'll get skin surgery one day! Promise! It's gonna happen!
For the record, if you Google Image search men who are 350lbs, they look way smaller than Boogie's current size. This should bring all of his recent claims about his actual weight further into question.
@Hotel in Minsk goes further into detail in their post here, but below are a few examples of 350lbs men vs Boogie, who has claimed to be between 340-360lbs since 2018:
I'll end the post with this incredibly smug TikTok of Boogie "owning the haters":
Well, whoever you're responding to here Boogie is still correct. You are fat.
UPDATES AFTER THIS POST WENT LIVE
Since creating this post, Boogie has decided to blame an eating disorder for his weight problems. Here's a screenshot of him getting triggered over a collage of him eating shit food/drink post-surgery:
This guy is really, really funny. Ah yes, remember when Boogie hilariously ate that hotdog with bacon?
A few days later, Boogie then made a few more tweets that he was born fat and it's his genetics fault
:I also came across an old thread where Boogie was sucking on an ice pop and Haberdashera mentioned that Boogie blamed Dez for him gaining weight back:
The VOD of this call can't be found, but there's another comment in this very thread that backs up what Haber said:
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