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I really don't want to think about Russell's dick.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I'll never not be amused by Russ using that fake photoshopped(sic) smile on 'publicity' photos right next to self-written blurbs that talk about how he's overcoming his disability
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All that said, it's oddly satisfying seeing a legal document that doesn't piss off @AnOminous through its shittiness or laziness. Especially in this case.
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* The state is controlling my destiny and my penis
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I know a couple of guys who are around Russ' height, maybe shorter, who've dated really hot women. The reason why they're able to is because they're secure with their body, confident, and most of all, funny.
Russ is none of those things.
Russ is none of those things.
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Height is what incels think they're missing when they can't get a date.
Ratface could be 6'2", built like a tank, fully functioning face and he'd still be an incel because he's a creep.
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If Russ were 6'2" I'm sure animal control or crypto-zoologist would've shot him, stuffed him full of cotton and pipe-wire, and stuck him in a oddity museum. Probably get a History Channel series, too.
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Who knew him getting called a grade school insult could trigger him so much.
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Makes me think he was really called that and similar things in school.
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It activates his trauma lumps
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Joking aside, let's look at the other artists featured on that page, shall we?
These guys have toured, played hundreds of shows, released dozens of songs, played in multiple bands. They pride themselves on their lyricism and musicianship. Maybe they're pretty shitty overall, but they're actually trying. They're putting in the work that Russ thinks is beneath him. As a result, despite taking the questionable step of paying for exposure, they're infinitely more successful in the music industry than Russ will ever be.
Judge them by their fruits, right? What does Russ have to show for anything? He has two or three songs no one wants to listen to, a book no one wants to read, and a bunch of lawsuits that went exactly nowhere. (Well, we listen, read, and await his legal filings with bated breath, but we're slightly sadistic people who love watching him humiliate himself.) Oh, and a criminal record for stalking. He's got that, and I guess he has his very own probation officer, alongside a moldy old loveseat he bought for that hooker and the latest in keytar technology. Truly the marks of a life well-lived. Obviously things to aspire to by the age of 30.
But hey, he can read music AND play by ear.
Pathetic little weasel.
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I just had to wipe Pepsi off my monitor. Because I'm allegedly too white to spray Coke on it. You madman.
Pipsqueak needs to be the new "thing."
I can't find it, but those first few photos I think came from a facebook post he made where he said something along the lines of "Here's some pictures of the women who I didn't have to pay to date."
As if this is a point of personal pride.
As if this sounds completely well-adjusted.
As if this makes you sound desireable.
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StraightShooter2
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I think the "be funny to get girls" thing is kind of cliché - I don't think any of the hotter girls I've ever been with found me particularly funny (if I have a sense of humor, it tend to be 'dry and sarcastic', for what its worth) but was able to be attractive enough in other areas in order to get attention.
As far Russ, he's "funny" but in the circus clown kind of way where people get laughs at his sheer stupidity, rather than in a confident kind of way.
Also, I'm curious how he'll escalate further once his latest "Yovanna" saga bombs out, given all the wasted time and effort he's spent on his stupid music video - right now it looks like a repeat of the Taylor Swift saga, and that he'll file another lawsuit claiming that his video was ignored because of "dischrimination" - only difference is that the courts have a record of his frivolous lawsuits and him being fined for filling the Ariana Grande lawsuit in bad faith, so I don't think the courts will go easy on him, and he'll be a laughing stock again.
This makes me think he'll be tempted to escalate in some way.
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Since he has no idea how other people live, he thinks it's normal to pay for sex and sue people and eat generic cereal.
He's funny in a "one man freak show" kind of way where everyone laughing is doing so at his expense. He THINKS he's entertaining, and he is, just not in the way he wants. He's also convinced he's the smartest guy in the room when to an outside observer, he's not real bright. He's not a sped, he's too functional for that, but he's obviously not just real sharp.
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Problem is he's lying - one of those photos was from an escort at the Bunny Ranch brothel.
Also his idea of a "date" is receiving one FB message from an attractive woman like Erika who already has a boyfriend and then immediately claiming he's in a "relationship" with a model. (MovieBlob has a similar idea of interpersonal relationships, and that hoarding a years-old photo that some woman let him take with her out of pity means they're "chums" or something).
If anything, he probably just offered free food or cash for the women to pose with him in a photo for 10 seconds and claimed that was a "date".
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He did that after Erika specifically told him she wasn't interested in dating him. He blows right through boundaries unless you're ruthless enough to ignore his victim act and force him to comply. Did he ever claim he was dating Danica (the sex worker from New Zealand) or did he just try to woo her with a ratty old couch and his usual "I'm the only guy who'll be nice to you" routine? He's said he has dates before because some random woman on Instagram DMs him back and he immediately decides that means she'll go out with him.
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A "date" for Pipsqueak is basically some instathot says, "sure, let's go out for coffee some time" and she never actually goes. Meanwhile he sends her a hundred messages saying when and where he'll be. He then spends $10 on an Oreo Macchiato and a chocolate muffin which he slowly nurses over the next hour while he waits for her and sends her more messages before sending her an angry one that she was leading him on.
But it was totally a date.
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I would think that him calling out the male escort for saying he flaked on him also proves he reads here.
StraightShooter2
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Out of curiosity, is there any possibility the male escort was a troll?