The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Nameless One]

Comparing the early witnesses for both sides, we have the Virgin Pissy Hambeast vs. The Chad Aggressive Nubian Kween. I would pay to see those two fight, no holds barred.

 

[JustFuckinaDude]

Brief tangent, but SPEAKING of body cam footage. The footage from the shooting yesterday was released. Female cop pulled her service piece instead of the taser and shot the kid. Whooops!

Rate me late, but when I first heard about this I figured it was another nothingburger and didn’t care to find the footage. But now that I see it...the term “negligent homocide” comes to mind. Aren’t Tasers yellow specifically to avoid this shit?

 

[mate]

Comparing the early witnesses for both sides, we have the Virgin Pissy Hambeast vs. The Chad Aggressive Nubian Kween. I would pay to see those two fight, no holds barred.

More like no holes barred, amirite?

 

[Trying Too Hard]

I think the jury is going to appreciate the candid, uncut body cam footage more than hours upon hours of "expert opinions" and doctors patronising them with 2nd grade biology lessons.

 

[Linako 2.0]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

 

[Clotso Coof]

This shit-show is such good entertainment.

Typical day outside Cup Foods apparently.

The park cop can't understand why Richardo and Tawanda were sitting in the same car when they don't even know each other, but that's every day junkie shit in the hood. They ran into a mutual acquaintance in Cup Foods (Floyd), and he had a car. So they all pile into the car to go somewhere and/or do drugs. Makes perfect sense in the ghetto.

 

[MoeChotto]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

The worst (funniest) witness in the trial so far.

The park cop can't understand why Richardo and Tawanda were sitting in the same car when they don't even know each other, but that's every day junkie shit in the hood. They ran into a mutual acquaintance in Cup Foods (Floyd), and he had a car. So they all pile into the car to go somewhere and/or do drugs. Makes perfect sense in the ghetto.

It's not that he can't understand. He's asking them why because he was trying to get them to admit that they were buying/selling drugs. Floyd's girlfriend testified on the stand that Shawanda did drugs with Floyd and Morries "William Ricardo" Hall was their dealer. They didn't run into a mutual acquaintance, they all met up for a drug deal, and the park cop knows that already in the bodycam footage.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

A beautiful origin story uncut.

 

[reinigen]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

Bodycam footage from Cop#5 who was keeping an eye on the passengers from Floyd's car.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

Lightning round of witnesses from the defense. Currently watching Chang's body am footage unedited.

 

[aussiejinjo]

I think the jury is going to appreciate the candid, uncut body cam footage more than hours upon hours of "expert opinions" and doctors patronising them with 2nd grade biology lessons.

real talk most people calling for chauvin's head still haven't seen the full body cam footage the daily mail first (god bless their souls) leaked last year

in australia the average normie has the most ignorant, brainwashed understanding of american issues so a lot of them don't even know GF was on drugs or what he had been arrested for

 

[Pizza Munch]

fuck I forgot to tune in, what have I missed so far?

I would honestly watch what you missed v entertaining

ETA does anyone else feel like it was disingenuous for the prosecution to play basically all the video available but this one?

 

[The Nameless One]

Just a reminder that if you want to see an endless stream of salt and "totes not mad", skim through the reddit megathread here https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...y_12/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Basically they're going through what we did the last two weeks, just gayer.

 

[Hexadecimal]

Rate me late, but when I first heard about this I figured it was another nothingburger and didn’t care to find the footage. But now that I see it...the term “negligent homocide” comes to mind. Aren’t Tasers yellow specifically to avoid this shit?

Yes and are generally kept stored on the weak side so the officer has to cross-body draw in order to get the taser out which is a very different body movement from a strong side handgun draw

 

[reinigen]

Just a reminder that if you want to see an endless stream of salt and "totes not mad", skim through the reddit megathread here https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...y_12/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Basically they're going through what we did the last two weeks, just gayer.

Holy shit you weren't kidding.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Just a reminder that if you want to see an endless stream of salt and "totes not mad", skim through the reddit megathread here https://www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...y_12/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Basically they're going through what we did the last two weeks, just gayer.

they've been doing it the entire time. Everytime Nelson walks on stream and the defence got a go, they cried hard about him.

 

[Hackallier]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.
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Every time I see a screencap of reddit, I miss my lunacy rating.

 

[JohnDoe]

They are painting a good picture of a chaotic, tense scene around the whole incident, in stark contrast to the sterile klear-kut killing the prosecution was angling for previously.

 

[Trianon]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.
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Lol. It seems like he's been very polite and personal with them, they just keep pushing the boundaries of what they're allowed to do. And even then he's just like "Let's hang back. We don't want to get involved in that [the Floyd site]."

 

[Meat Target]

Holy shit you weren't kidding.
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>shooting the shit with bystanders
>not forming a connection or creating a community bond or outreach

My vision is going blurry reading that sentence.