The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Man With No Name]

With this taser-pistol misidentification, it's really hard to tell who is retarded and who glows in the dark.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Redditors rely entirely on appeals to authority. If they were running the prosecution, they'd probably have Anthony Fauci or Neil DeGrasse Tyson as expert witnesses.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is too smart for them. I think they'd call Bill Nye the Science Guy

 

[Celebrate Nite]

What is that horrid font?

It's the kind of squiggly/bubbly font that you would see on mobile phones like Android.

Similar fonts include Cool Jazz and Rosemary

 

[The Elusive Earl]

That’s a Sig not a Glock.

A SIG Sauer P320 to be precise

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

 

[Probably An Autist]

a high IQ follow up, apparently the guy is now an expert himself in excited delerium. Note how he didn't say the expert said he showed no signed of it. He thinks he smart.

 

[HandsomeDan]

What is that horrid font?

I think it is called "dreaming of being a Supreme Court Justice" ...or something like that.

 

[The Demon]

a high IQ follow up, apparently the guy is now an expert himself in excited delerium. Note how he didn't say the expert said he showed no signed of it. He thinks he smart.
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Redditor retarded, world shocked

 

[potato in mah painus]

They legit want it to be the Andy Griffith show. Which would be great because community policing has been shown to work but it's very difficult to do that type of policing when guns in the US outnumber people.

You mean drugs outnumber people, we have always had an obscene number of guns. Its the drug situation that has changed in the last 40 years and its ruining American society.

 

[Pizza Munch]

a high IQ follow up, apparently the guy is now an expert himself in excited delerium. Note how he didn't say the expert said he showed no signed of it. He thinks he smart.
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I'm a little concerned big brains like this could be sitting in the jury imagine deliberating with that logic

eta god bless you for reading that thread... I couldn't last 5 mins

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

That’s a Sig not a Glock.

Addendum for comedy with a bit of gun autism. That looks like a Sig P320, which a lot of police depts have adopted in light of the US Army adopting it as their new sidearm. The funny bit comes in with the fact that this pistol has an astonishingly bad drop safety. Bad to a point that there’s police body cam footage of them going off in holsters. How much more ridiculous would all this have been if we had an accidental discharge because some faggot Germans decided to cut corners?

 

[Probably An Autist]

what the fuck am i reading

 

[Iceland Heavy]

do they expect cops to act like kindergarten teachers and treat the people like infants?
i genuinely do not understand redditors

They want him to grovel and apologize for slavery, Jim Crow, and reaffirm the Asian-Black alliance against White Supremacy. And then order them some Burger King, anything less is racist militarism.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

what the fuck am i reading
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Everyone now has to call me Miss fuck you bigot that's my honorific

 

[Roybertitos]

It's a fucking pistol. Whoever started this rumor deserves the rope. I don't know of any taser that has a fucking blowback slide and ejection port, do you?

Yeah looking at the thing closely, it's definitely a gun I even noted that it had what looked like an ejection port. The guy I was replying to is either spreading false info or didn't express his point very clearly. I was just shocked that they would model a Taser to look so much like a handgun, that seems like an accident just waiting to happen, as we can see with that lady cop. Guess I just jumped the gun there.

 

[Mnutu]

They want him to grovel and apologize for slavery, Jim Crow, and reaffirm the Asian-Black alliance against White Supremacy. And then order them some Burger King, anything less is racist militarism.

Kang*

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Addendum for comedy with a bit of gun autism. That looks like a Sig P320, which a lot of police depts have adopted in light of the US Army adopting it as their new sidearm. The funny bit comes in with the fact that this pistol has an astonishingly bad drop safety. Bad to a point that there’s police body cam footage of them going off in holsters. How much more ridiculous would all this have been if we had an accidental discharge because some faggot Germans decided to cut corners?

They "fixed" that problem by just issuing out the lighter weight target triggers

 

[7he47r0n]

what the fuck am i reading
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Wait for someone to point out that the male part of the jury will be "simping" for her, seeing her as single.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

That’s a Sig not a Glock.

I'm so confused on what you're trying to say. Are you saying this picture is showing the cop pointing a taser? Because you're remarkably wrong if you are.
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Holy shit, I've followed the Floyd thing since it kicked off and this is the first time I've seen someone call that a Taser. I thought it was pretty excessive to come at Floyd guns blazing from the get-go but that's actually a Taser? Seems like a pretty stupid design choice to model a Taser to look exactly like a Glock. It even looks like it has an ejection port, it's so convincing. No wonder he started freaking out the second he saw that thing.

ETA: I keep looking at it, but the thing even has sights. I'm beginning to think that it's in fact a gun and not a Taser.

Well, poop. I stand by the spirit of my point. I mostly wanted an excuse to share Officer Tang's video

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]