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This is just more fodder for my theory that obeying a sexually delinquent man like he's your massah is being a cuck with extra steps.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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He's definitely going to have her open an OF eventually.
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New Episode Today.
Some banter, penis enlargement works according to the Discord or something, not sure if it’s Derek. Chauvin trial is a joke, Dick still hates cops. Everything is just dumb. Dick wants people to just shut the fuck up, in general. Racism is a public health threat again, more so than obesity. Dick is hyped up today.
Anyways, shut the fuck up and calm down. Some talk about 300 and war elephants and women, 80’s Girl is a fucking retard.
They got a Roomba, because 80’s Girl isn’t doing her job as a woman. Both Dick and the dog actually like it. Time for politics. Dick doesn’t care if the Supreme Court is expanded, because then there would be a mix of young and old people. 150 million people went from middle class to poor, but don’t worry we saved some lives. Some stats, MLB, vaccine cards vs voting ID blah blah blah go to AnH.
More news and studies, I’m pretty sure Dick follows Catparty here. More whores accusing guys because they wanted to fuck a ‘famous’ guy and didn’t get married. Men can tolerate women, almost never are they friends unless they are gay.
Dick is just tired of people, in that he is just extremely cautious and afraid of others now. Like, this past year or so has just destroyed his faith in others. Women are now running the economy, buy crypto. A little debate about government shit, some letters and rages.
Women Posting Their Ls calls in, very comfy call in. Basically his followers do his work for him, and it’s hilarious how angery people get at him. They go over some posts, good a bit, literally just chilling with the lads.
Some advice, women are found in places you hate going to, clean your room. Tanner calls in.
He’s just chatting, chilling, and is not up to that much interesting stuff. Dick does have a forged vaccine card, FYI.
Music, voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
Some banter, penis enlargement works according to the Discord or something, not sure if it’s Derek. Chauvin trial is a joke, Dick still hates cops. Everything is just dumb. Dick wants people to just shut the fuck up, in general. Racism is a public health threat again, more so than obesity. Dick is hyped up today.
Anyways, shut the fuck up and calm down. Some talk about 300 and war elephants and women, 80’s Girl is a fucking retard.
They got a Roomba, because 80’s Girl isn’t doing her job as a woman. Both Dick and the dog actually like it. Time for politics. Dick doesn’t care if the Supreme Court is expanded, because then there would be a mix of young and old people. 150 million people went from middle class to poor, but don’t worry we saved some lives. Some stats, MLB, vaccine cards vs voting ID blah blah blah go to AnH.
More news and studies, I’m pretty sure Dick follows Catparty here. More whores accusing guys because they wanted to fuck a ‘famous’ guy and didn’t get married. Men can tolerate women, almost never are they friends unless they are gay.
Dick is just tired of people, in that he is just extremely cautious and afraid of others now. Like, this past year or so has just destroyed his faith in others. Women are now running the economy, buy crypto. A little debate about government shit, some letters and rages.
Women Posting Their Ls calls in, very comfy call in. Basically his followers do his work for him, and it’s hilarious how angery people get at him. They go over some posts, good a bit, literally just chilling with the lads.
Some advice, women are found in places you hate going to, clean your room. Tanner calls in.
He’s just chatting, chilling, and is not up to that much interesting stuff. Dick does have a forged vaccine card, FYI.
Music, voicemails, see you next Tuesday.
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For someone so worried about freedom and companies staying out of your business, I wouldn't think you'd get a Roomba. It maps out your home and collects a lot of personal data. While iRobot says they don't sell it, they do store and use it.
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I guess I don't have a Roomba, then. I have a little vacuum that just turns when it bumps into things. No way that thing is mapping anything.
I may be retarded, but my robo vacuum definitely is.
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Is that... classic content I used to actually like? In current year? I mean, I still won't listen but I guess it's nice that he's trying to have fun content that isn't bitching about the coof.
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Aside from some current event talk, this felt like a much more ‘old school’ episode.
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Insert Skinner meme here. Good grief.
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If only Dax had led by example a year ago...
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I see I'm not the only one who goes trawling for ass at the D.M.V.
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And why exactly would anyone have faith in him? Dax whining about others’ untrustworthiness? That’s fucking rich. He should entertain the possibility that he’s long been a source of deep disappointment and betrayal for many people in his life. Dax can’t afford the Ferrari, but otherwise this is shaping up to be a real mid-life crisis. This dumb motherfucker only just realized he’s closer to death than he is to his teen years.
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I was thinking about @CivilianOfTheFandomWars 's summation. Dax is calling 80s girl retarded again?
Dax gives such bad advice to his audience of young virgins. Despite what people like him claim, women are no more likely to be dumb than men*.
They're all fucking crazy, no mistake, the estrous cycle is a hell of a drug. But while retarded women are fun to goof on, men are just as likely to be bags of rocks. Men who spend years with dumb women are just exposing their own inadequacies-- Dax lives with a stupid woman, because a woman with any sense can do better than Dax Herrera.
They've been together what, five plus years now? That's a marriage, papers or no. It's one thing to get some pussy out of a dumb broad; it's quite another to devote your life to her.
Never settle for stupid, young fellows. Life's not worth living with a bitch who can't handle ordinary tasks.
*Men are more likely to be geniuses, but they're also more likely to be literal retards. The percentage of women who fall under the line of "this person can't pour piss from a boot" is fairly close to the same as with men.
Dax gives such bad advice to his audience of young virgins. Despite what people like him claim, women are no more likely to be dumb than men*.
They're all fucking crazy, no mistake, the estrous cycle is a hell of a drug. But while retarded women are fun to goof on, men are just as likely to be bags of rocks. Men who spend years with dumb women are just exposing their own inadequacies-- Dax lives with a stupid woman, because a woman with any sense can do better than Dax Herrera.
They've been together what, five plus years now? That's a marriage, papers or no. It's one thing to get some pussy out of a dumb broad; it's quite another to devote your life to her.
Never settle for stupid, young fellows. Life's not worth living with a bitch who can't handle ordinary tasks.
*Men are more likely to be geniuses, but they're also more likely to be literal retards. The percentage of women who fall under the line of "this person can't pour piss from a boot" is fairly close to the same as with men.
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Bro she's a school teacher, of course she's retarded.
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Oh, yeah. My point was not that she isn't retarded.
She's shacked up with Dax Herrera after leaving George Ouzounian. She isn't a great decision maker.
She's shacked up with Dax Herrera after leaving George Ouzounian. She isn't a great decision maker.
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X-posting this here because Vito doesn't have his own thread AFAIK.
(My notifications are flooded with Vito replying to absolutely everyone trying to get them to watch, like, and subscribe to his friend Mr.Girl)
(My notifications are flooded with Vito replying to absolutely everyone trying to get them to watch, like, and subscribe to his friend Mr.Girl)
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I would say it's related to the thread, Mint's situation is basically Dick's fault anyways.
ETA: Man, what's the deal with Vito? At least we knew Asterios was just a Liberal guy with issues, but Vito I can't quite get a read on.
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LA based comedian attention seeking behavior.
He's also reading these two threads and remarking that I'm screenshotting his tweets.
Definitely, he was directly involved with Max's song and they think they're going to make thunder strike twice with some sort of avant garde 'dark comedy' sketch. I'm intentionally not featuring this because I can smell the desperation off this little goblin's spastic, thousand-tweets-a-minute behavior.
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Vito? more like he should 'Vito' his own existance am i right guys?
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Makes sense. At least Asterios actually fought a guy and did shit, but Vito just kind of leeches off drama and mills about.
Aside from fucking a tranny and the bathwater gag, I can't think of anything funny Vito's done.