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Madmartigan said:
I couldn't stomach listening to his whole covid rant, but here's a couple of things I noted:
"States like Washington are incredibly behind on vaccinating..."
This is completely false. The country as a whole is meeting the vaccination goals set by the President, and Washington is actually slightly ahead of the national average.
"I'm looking around for a way for Kat and I to get vaccinated."
Assuming Kat is still in the same line of work she has been for some time, she has already been eligible for a while. She should have been eligible in the current phase, or even the previous phase. Why the fuck wasn't she looking into this weeks ago?
I'm curious to see if he'll only be able to go to get the vaccine when both Kat and him are off, like how it has to be for him to go to the ear doctor.
BTW, was there any sort of consensus as to why that is? I recall hearing people theorize he may have lost his license, which seems like a possibility, but I dunno if that or any other reasons were confirmed.
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100% to all of this. He said during the pre stream he looked for sites a mile from his house....ah go 2-5 miles out and there are loads of places in his town. It also doesn't take genius to figure out Washington States covid website and how to book an appointment. Sure they are going to fill up quick but this crap about waiting on the phone for hours is garbage. I was looking through the site could find the shot at Costco pharm and see all the slots available and could click to book one. He's just flat out being a lazy liar. Kat has been qualified for a couple of weeks now to get the shot because of the type of job she has, so what her excuse is who knows. Maybe because he can't do anything outside the house with out "mah wife" she couldn't get one till he could *pure speculation on my part* I hadn't heard the theory about losing his license but it's kind odd that she can't walk to work (10 minute max according to the Farms sleuths) and him take the car to go to the ENT Doc but he goes ballistic when that is mentioned.
 
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His take on the covid thing made me stop on the side of the road, get out and smoke a cig all while contemplating how fucked we are if this is the future of humanity. After that it hit me and then i started laughing like a maniac driving back. Imagine a dood who barely goes out, has next to zero social life and barely has his life together, telling people about covid. This mofo is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
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you guys made it through the covid rant, I got as far as the truth of the matter and the elite from a guy who doesn't vote and claims to leave the house one day a week. I noped the fuck out and didn't look back.

I did understand his recent obsession with RNG, it's that one phil personality that still has a grasp on reality crying for help RNG means it random which phil will have the hot take on the issue he knows nothing about, there's like 3 or 4 Phil on Covid personalities.
 
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Sorry guys but I agree with Phil. It's boolshit that anybody expects him to wear overheating vests in his office with the windows sealed shut, not only is he busting his ayass but now he has to sweat his bawls off too!? Sorry this just can't keep going on.

We need to rally around the hardest working underdog on the Internet and get him a new outfit to wear as a tips reward. Yes the reward is 100% to our benefit, but he deserves to naht suffer in the process!

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00R-Gundam said:
His take on the covid thing made me stop on the side of the road, get out and smoke a cig all while contemplating how fucked we are if this is the future of humanity. After that it hit me and then i started laughing like a maniac driving back. Imagine a dood who barely goes out, has next to zero social life and barely has his life together, telling people about covid. This mofo is the gift that keeps on giving.
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Thankfully, he is not, because the closest thing to a child he has is Jasper and if Jasper somehow has kittens, they will not inherit anything of the Lord of Gout.

Phil's bloodline ends with him.
 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
Unapologetic toxic reaction for putting on the platinum vest. Later he is going to tell us he was joking.
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ACKnowledging the platinum vest is stupid, despite it being that for any vest for that matter, yet still having it as a reward goal is just...ugh

I don't know anymore. This isn't sad, it's pathetic. Both for him and the paypigs. Only a matter of time until platinum vest gets removed permanently anyways,
 
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Fill Bern El said:
ACKnowledging the platinum vest is stupid, despite it being that for any vest for that matter, yet still having it as a reward goal is just...ugh

I don't know anymore. This isn't sad, it's pathetic. Both for him and the paypigs. Only a matter of time until platinum vest gets removed permanently anyways,
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You think he would be grateful, because the vest is causing people to donate money.
 
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Gensou Hadou said:
"NinStarRune tipped me $90, he says 'spell icup.' Uhh, no! That's stupid. You're a fucking idiot. Huh huh!" - Phil "No Fun Allowed" Burnell, probably
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“Mature adult” Burnell acts like the Icup joke is beneath him. Meanwhile he has to let us know when he’s scrubbing his tater tot balls.
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Gensou Hadou said:
"NinStarRune tipped me $90, he says 'spell icup.' Uhh, no! That's stupid. You're a fucking idiot. Huh huh!" - Phil "No Fun Allowed" Burnell, probably
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Homosexual Phil would be more popular if he was actually fun, instead of stuck up. Come on Phil, just embrace yourself as the man who gets naked in front of men online!
 
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For a man who claims to "bust his ass working all the time" he sure gets pissy when you ask him to sweat a little. Where's that fine line between working hard and being uncomfortable Phil? Cause for most people they go hand in hand.

Forget wondering about him getting a real job, can this pussy bitch even keep one? The dude would sweat just bagging groceries and then cry to his manager after his first shift about stupid customers buying too much stuff. Forget any kind of lawn work or landscaping jobs. Phil you talk a big game but you're a bitch to your very core. You're a whiny ungrateful piss ant, and you will NEVER be able to do anything other than e-beg. Try to drown out that thought tonight with the gin.
 
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YokuNama said:
Didn't watch the stream because... well why. Caught the last 5 mins and of course Phil is thinking about wagequitting COD. Guilt trips his viewers. Stalls a little bit. Bans a few people and clocks out.

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If anyone feels like watching it, he had the top tipper of only being 30 dollars and it was stuck at 33 for the longest time. I've never seen him figuratively get on his knees and beg so hard.

"guys, PLEASE consider tipping..." blah blah almost every match. Somehow getting 17 dollars from someone to get him to 50/100 got him really pepped up. Before that he seemed to really want to drop the game, but after that total amount of 55/100, CoD is back on the menu.

I swear he has got around the same the past three streams of that fuckin' game and the threat of axing the game was looming. Weird. He must really not want to play anything else on his schedule since he's killed games quicker than that. Dude, you have been playing this shit since November (hasn't even touched Zombies mode), move the fuck on.

The variety streamer gimmick doesn't hold much when you have been having the same games on your schedule for months, with one being rotated in every so often. Also, Genshin Impact is back tomorrow, it just needed a day break from being played again. I wonder why$$$.
 
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Gensou Hadou said:
"NinStarRune tipped me $90, he says 'spell icup.' Uhh, no! That's stupid. You're a fucking idiot. Huh huh!" - Phil "No Fun Allowed" Burnell, probably
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You’re mixing viewers up, Ninstar was the guy who only tipped 50 bits until Phil bitched about it and then bumped it up to 51 bits.
He’s also been banned for like 2 weeks.
 
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