Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As usual, I have to pick and choose what I reply to, because too much concentrated Blob exposure make my brain stop work good.

Normal people: "One of the BLM founders purchased multiple mansions worth several million dollars combined? Seems pretty hypocritical, think of the good she could've done with that money. Maybe she's actually just in it for the payday and doesn't give a shit about her cause anymore, if ever."
Bob, the intellectual: "REE YOU JUST HATE WHEN BLACK WOMAN HAS NICE THING YOU RACIST REE"

Of course, this is the man behind tactics and targets, so it's clear that hypocrisy is totally fine to Bob when you're on his side.

The stange thing is that people are trying to pivot this as "oh, a black woman can't be successful huh?" when the issue ain't that at all.

The woman didn't just buy a expensive house in a white neighbourhood, she bought at least 4. Even rich people, with 7 figures a year, can't make this sort of deal, in fact, vey few people do, and that raises the obvious question, did she embezeled the money that was supposed to be used for the black communities?

She was smart to invest in real state, always a good business, but dumb to buy it almost at the same time (in a rush before the money was taken by the dems for the next election maybe), and now the gov will take a look at it.

Nothing will come out of it, no one wants the headache to deal with the BLM shit. The leader helself is probably going to be excused from the frontlines, but looks like she is going to be ok.
 
Because if Bob were getting any kind of sex he would be tweeting about it 24/7.

I actually do think it's possible Bob has visited whores, which is something he would never admit because he'd be shredded for it by all sides.
I can see Bobbert being one of those guys who hires escorts but really does just want company, so he spends all evening talking her ear off about Wandavision until she wishes she'd got hired by the Russian drug dealer who beats the shit out of her instead.
Can't speak for everyone, but I'm pretty sure what people usually take issue with is the full face covering niqab, not the hijab, for the obvious reason it allows you to hide your identity.

Also, let me know when nuns start strapping suicide vests to themselves and screaming 'God is great' before murdering scores of innocents and I promise to start caring.
 
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And there are more in common to them both than we first suspected:
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I was mining Luke's Twitter for content and I saw this.
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And there are more in common to them both than we first suspected:
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Okay, so... If transhumanism ever comes to pass in our lifetime, what makes you think you, Mr. Luke Lockhart, and you too, Mr. Robert Chipman, deserve to be made into an everlasting being? Do you think it won't be used first and foremost on the elites of this world? The top bankers, the investors, the Silicon Valley bigwigs, the media head honchos and whatnot?

And what are the chances you will like it to live forever? Chances are you'll end up like FNV's Mr. House, a decaying husk of a human being who only lives on thanks to some heavy machinery and who is hell-bent in turning the post-nuclear holocaust society into his personal fiefdom, believing himself the sole thinking person in the entire world. Is that what you want?
 
Okay, so... If transhumanism ever comes to pass in our lifetime, what makes you think you, Mr. Luke Lockhart, and you too, Mr. Robert Chipman, deserve to be made into an everlasting being?
It is much easier to make Twitter bots that faithfully emulate their writing styles and hang-ups, automatically updating info based on current affairs, Hollywood crap, and video games.

This is the kind of immortality they can hope for.
 
Okay, so... If transhumanism ever comes to pass in our lifetime, what makes you think you, Mr. Luke Lockhart, and you too, Mr. Robert Chipman, deserve to be made into an everlasting being? Do you think it won't be used first and foremost on the elites of this world? The top bankers, the investors, the Silicon Valley bigwigs, the media head honchos and whatnot?

And what are the chances you will like it to live forever? Chances are you'll end up like FNV's Mr. House, a decaying husk of a human being who only lives on thanks to some heavy machinery and who is hell-bent in turning the post-nuclear holocaust society into his personal fiefdom, believing himself the sole thinking person in the entire world. Is that what you want?
This really exposes the insane sense of entitlement Bob and his ilk have developed. I've said it before, but they believe their mere existence should grant them access to defying death itself. What's worse is that they would easily sacrifice broad swaths of humanity to make it happen.
 
We have her on film describing her and the other co-founders of BLM as "trained Marxists." Yet, here she is buying up pricey real estate.
A quick look at the former Soviet Union should show you that many Marxists see no disconnect between Marxism and dachas.
what makes you think you, Mr. Luke Lockhart, and you too, Mr. Robert Chipman, deserve to be made into an everlasting being?
Autism.
Do you think it won't be used first and foremost on the elites of this world? The top bankers, the investors, the Silicon Valley bigwigs, the media head honchos and whatnot?
This is probably one of the reasons why Blob kisses up to anyone with power. In his mind they'll be the first to get immortality; therefore they'll selflessly reward their loyal followers with whatever makes them immortal, right? Because as we all know, Kamala Harris' top priority is making 40 year old hamplanets live forever.
 
Because if Bob were getting any kind of sex he would be tweeting about it 24/7.

I actually do think it's possible Bob has visited whores, which is something he would never admit because he'd be shredded for it by all sides.
I disagree. Even with his Patreon bucks, The King of the Incels could never afford the mid 5 figures even a deathfat would charge him to take his V card.

Plus, if Blobert was "supporting sex workers", he'd be virtue-signalling about nonstop on Twitter. Remember, he has not been the slightest bit shy about his Sahara Desert level thirsting over the girls in his beloved capeshit, or balloon-titted Chinks.

Bobert The Stupid of House Fat is still a virgin and will die as one.
 
So whats the damage to Culkin there? That he has a cute Asian girlfriend? Is Bob suddenly against race mixing?
I don't get it.

The crime? Having a shady past with drugs, and a damaging life. Bob once again shows his elitist view of him by boxing him being unworthy of a girl. 'How dare he getting a woman? He doesn't deserve to have a legacy! It should be me since I am more worthy than this junkie!". I know for a fact he would be saying this if it wasn't for his hard-on for getting in his senpais good sides.

Forget the fact, he cleaned his act. Forget how much he is been trying to become a better person? For Chipman, fuck up once and you deserve to be gassed

His dehumanization strikes again. Motherfucker.
 
Okay, so... If transhumanism ever comes to pass in our lifetime, what makes you think you, Mr. Luke Lockhart, and you too, Mr. Robert Chipman, deserve to be made into an everlasting being? Do you think it won't be used first and foremost on the elites of this world? The top bankers, the investors, the Silicon Valley bigwigs, the media head honchos and whatnot?

And what are the chances you will like it to live forever? Chances are you'll end up like FNV's Mr. House, a decaying husk of a human being who only lives on thanks to some heavy machinery and who is hell-bent in turning the post-nuclear holocaust society into his personal fiefdom, believing himself the sole thinking person in the entire world. Is that what you want?
Bob will more likely end up as Porky Minch from Mother 3, wizened and white-haired through the abuse of science, but still a child inside, and rolling around in an impenetrable capsule happy to be forever separated from everyone who hates him (ie: the rest of the world.)

There's a reason that people who long for immortality in fiction and who are willing to abuse Science to get it wind up having bad ends. It's either because they reject a purer, humbler afterlife in favor of a prolonged, selfish, worldly existence (in settings with a God), or because they can't come to terms with their place in the universe as a finite being (in settings without a God.) I know Bob and his friends lack self awareness, but it astounds me how they can act like run of the mill villains and still think of themselves as the heroes. Having a certain set of politics doesn't automatically place you on the side of the angels for all time no matter what you do. Even in the Bible, there were plenty of people on God's side and under His direct command who did terrible things on occasion. People are morally gray beings who sometimes are led to do the wrong things, even if they are virtuous most of the time. Bob would consider it unthinkable that he could ever be wrong about anything, or that anyone on the opposite side of the political aisle could ever be right.
 
And what are the chances you will like it to live forever? Chances are you'll end up like FNV's Mr. House, a decaying husk of a human being who only lives on thanks to some heavy machinery and who is hell-bent in turning the post-nuclear holocaust society into his personal fiefdom, believing himself the sole thinking person in the entire world. Is that what you want?

Short answer?

Yes.

Longer answer?

Yes, because immortality means that even if I fuck up ruling humanity (and I won't) or end up as some hollowed out entity incapable of the emotion of joy (which I also won't), I can always just outlive the crybaby bastard obsoletes who told me I was wrong, and that's all that matters! I can end every day of my existence from now till the end of time itself saying WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW? as another thousand mayoghouls cack it and I'm still here! If I'm so wrong, how come you're DEAD? Huh?

I WIN! YOU LOSE!
 
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Yes, because immortality means that even if I fuck up ruling humanity (and I won't) or end up as some hollowed out entity incapable of the emotion of joy (which I also won't), I can always just outlive the crybaby bastard obsoletes who told me I was wrong, and that's all that matters! I can end every day of my existence from now till the end of time itself saying WHO'S LAUGHIN' NOW? as another thousand mayoghouls cack it and I'm still here! I WIN! YOU LOSE!
So Bobby's version of Eternal Return means living his grudges anew each day. Nietzsche wept.

Here, have something more uplifting instead:
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Andrew Sullivan was paying his big boy bills as an out and proud conservative editor while Bob was still sticking his dick in jars of paste at school. This parallel universe where Bob was a major player in the world of indie web content is a figment of his imagination. If only Bob could harness that ability to create a rich (if ridiculous) fantasy life and use it to make a living.
 
I kinda figured that Bob would be all over this new police shooting but I've not seen him post a single thing about it. In fact I haven't seen as much talk about this as I thought I would've. Maybe it's because the guy was white enough that he doesn't get a pass? Maybe it's because the cop that shot him is a woman? Maybe it's because everyone's so burnt out since Saint Floyd was martyred that they just don't care anymore? I legit don't know.
 
I kinda figured that Bob would be all over this new police shooting but I've not seen him post a single thing about it. In fact I haven't seen as much talk about this as I thought I would've. Maybe it's because the guy was white enough that he doesn't get a pass? Maybe it's because the cop that shot him is a woman? Maybe it's because everyone's so burnt out since Saint Floyd was martyred that they just don't care anymore? I legit don't know.
Nah, Blob has more important things to discuss then police brutality, like the MCU!
 
The crime? Having a shady past with drugs, and a damaging life. Bob once again shows his elitist view of him by boxing him being unworthy of a girl. 'How dare he getting a woman? He doesn't deserve to have a legacy! It should be me since I am more worthy than this junkie!". I know for a fact he would be saying this if it wasn't for his hard-on for getting in his senpais good sides.

Forget the fact, he cleaned his act. Forget how much he is been trying to become a better person? For Chipman, fuck up once and you deserve to be gassed

His dehumanization strikes again. Motherfucker.

How dare a molestation victim like Mac more or less get his shit together. Behind all the stardom and drugs, Blobbert is really quick to forget how abused Culkin was by those producers and bigwigs. The fact that he's clean, happy and not diddling kids of his own is pretty rad.

Then again, no one is as tortured as Chipman is.
 
Bobby wants Disney to sue Jordan Peterson.
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Defending The Squad.
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Angel concurs:
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Fukushima:
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Today must be Fedora Day, i.e. everyday that ends with "y".

"Lapsed but aware Catholic":
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The Romans were right because some crackpot Christians today deliberate between covid, demonic possession and zombification (transcript of the convo)
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If you question a BLM leader on her real-estate investment, you're just jealous and racist.
If you question a televangelist on his private jet, you're doing God's work.
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Bobby is still jealous that Macaulay Culkin has a beautiful Asian wife.
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Why is Bobby so angry given he's fed consoomables endlessly down his gullet?
 
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