Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

I'm pretty sure Antony is FOR Bobby jumping into lakes etc etc.
I'll supply the context later. Right now just note how Chris sees fit to retweet this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wasn't a lot of that due to Marvel's head more or less wanting to "kill off" the X-Men franchise and mutants in general, and wasn't that solely to whittle away the value of the franchise so they could get the movie rights back from Fox?

It got worse in the 2010s but it's more a result of the Morrison run and the FOX movies having weird morality. Since the X-Men were being treated as a mutant only club that only associates with other mutants and the mixed messages of doing "Minority allegory" and "Next stage of evolution" at the same time. Comes and goes but the X-Men are kinda stuck in a rut of basically being supremacists like Magneto except they believe it's inevitable and not worth killing humans. Even though this is not how it works and mutants can even have non-mutant offspring, the X-gene has been part of humanity since the time the Celestials encountered Homo Erectus and started their experiments that the potential for powers sprang from, if they were taking over the world then it would've happened by now. Morrison tried to justify this by introducing Sublime, a micro-orgamism that makes people more bigoted as the reason mutants aren't even bigger but it's best not talked about.


Non-mutants with exceptions like Spider-Man have been getting a similar problem of being presenting as ultra celebrities who mostly associate with others in their clique too so it's not wholly unique but the X-Men have it the worst since nobody's willing to drop either the minority allegory or presenting them as "more evolved". I'm not even sure how to distance the mutants from it without causing controversy.

 

[BubbleButt]

> "Positive Post"
> Posts only negativity and spitefilled rants about surface level politics and shills his garbage that no one is ever, ever going to fund because it's all terrible

 

[Mr Snek]

Consoom wokeness:
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Huge amount of capeshit sperging ensued.

The argument about Superman being an immigrant is the dumbest thing, because outside of his adoptive parents and him once he finds his powers, no one has any reason to see him as different. He's a lily white, completely normal looking guy who was raised in American since he was a toddler. Hell, iirc he never even remembered Krypton so he had no reason to think he was out of place. Even once he realised he had powers he'd have no reason to think he wasn't some human who's magic or something, until his adoptive parents told him he showed up in a rocket. There are no parallels that could be drawn to a modern immigrant child, aside from maybe him feeling isolated once he realises that he's not human.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Chris does understand that Nuns don't always wear their nun clothes while muslim women wear a hijab all the time right?

 

[make_it_so]

Chris does understand that Nuns don't always wear their nun clothes while muslim women wear a hijab all the time right?

Also, nuns don't have a habit of detonating in large crowds of people.

 

[Tronathon242]

Chris does understand that Nuns don't always wear their nun clothes while muslim women wear a hijab all the time right?

That doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that Christendom at large doesn't force every woman to wear a habit on the street or be flogged. To his woke mind Muslim always equals brown person, so whatever practices they hold are not to be criticized. Granted, he's probably never had to see a woman in a hijab sweating half to death in the summer sun while wrangling her children as her jagoff husband sits around in a shirt and shorts and dicks around on his phone.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that Christendom at large doesn't force every woman to wear a habit on the street or be flogged. To his woke mind Muslim always equals brown person, so whatever practices they hold are not to be criticized. Granted, he's probably never had to see a woman in a hijab sweating half to death in the summer sun while wrangling her children as her jagoff husband sits around in a shirt and shorts and dicks around on his phone.

Honestly I really shouldn't have expected much from the Chipman's because if Chris had that level of understanding, then Bob wouldn't be treated so favorably by him considering how Bob is essentially a very bigoted person.

 

[Bolo]

Chris does understand that Nuns don't always wear their nun clothes while muslim women wear a hijab all the time right?

Don't think so, also it seems he doesn't get that Nuns make the CHOICE of becoming Nuns as adults (and thus knowing what comes with it), while a Hijab is usally a forced dress code since early age. Also, nice use of whataboutism and false equivalence there, I thought you guys were against that.

Also, most people don't have a problem with a Hijab, don't be a smooth brain. People bring Hijabs up on these stupid Twitter fights because the people shrieking about white-patriarchy supremacy are the same one who are silent when people bring up the hijab and show that patriarchy ain't just a white man's game, and why aren't you fighting for those women as well?

It is just to show that internet activism abuses convenienceto excuse the hard questions, and in the end it ain't about any causes, but just pure, selfish indulgent righteousness with no objective other than make people feel better about themselves.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

what a fucking pig part 2

I'll be charitable to Bob and say that when he refers to diet drinks, he's referring to meal replacement shakes. These often are or look like they're made of milk, so dumping yogurt into them isn't all that disgusting. But it shows you how little willpower Bob has that he isn't willing to use the shakes as advertised and must increase their size somehow. He sounds like the kind of guy who'd turn every day on the Butterfield Diet into a cheat day:

 

[Caustic Gelatin]

The X-Men thing is even worse given that the franchise has basically turned into full on supremacist wank, complete with the entire current run/status quo for the X-Men being that a timeline hopping mutant version of a human supporting cast member basically mindraping Xavier to go full Nazi, due to the character finding out in various timelines, that mutants were never the master race Magneto and others thought they were but were just literal freaks of nature and that transhumanism (IE man/machine) is the real next step in human evolution.

Also, the fact that Marvel spent the bulk of the 10s presenting Scott Summers as a literal proto-expy for Richard Spencer before anyone ever knew who Richard Spencer was, complete with SJWs non-ironically pushing the member that "Scott did nothing wrong" due to them being pissy that the big Avengers Vs X-Men storyline of the early 10s had Scott lose to the Avengers, in a storyline where he tried to force a young child soldier to become the new Dark Phoenix so he could have her threaten humanity whenever he felt like it (and not giving a shit that one of the big nightmare timelines for the mutants has Hope killing millions of humans), then gaining the power himself and promptly imprisoning the child soldier and torturing those who would rescue her and nearly destroying the planet out of spite when everyone called him out on how drunk with power he had become.

Wasn't there a X-force series which cyclops put together a black ops team lead by wolverine that went around assassinating/wiping out threats deemed too dangerous/ problematic to let live so they could be rid of the problem without tarnishing the image of the X-Men being good guys or whatever? Granted the bad guys were terrorist, anti-mutant hate groups, and maybe some super villains but I do find it funny that Scott basically had a unaccountable strike team on payroll for destroying any problems that would be too messy for the regular team and is "totally a good guy guys".

I could be totally remembering this wrong.

 

[Positron]

Big Business Good. Republican Bad. If someone gave you money you should turn a blind eye.

Will Bobby tell AOC to do so?

"Money is inherently socialist."


Big Business defends voting rights.


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Kill clumps of cells and castrate children! Be on the Side of Science!

(The bill in question)

Never mind the embezzlement; you are just jealous that a sheboon has nice things.


Globalism is bad when the wrong person advocates it. Remember Bobby prides himself for having an Asian in-law.


Matt Gaetz is supposed to be so ugly that even prostitutes reject him. I don't know about you but it sounds to me suspiciously close to "This bitch is so ugly no man would rape her" narrative.


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Of course that man's question depends on what kind of "institution" he is talking about. If he is referring to political parties, then Bobby is on point: the raison d'etre of political parties is ideology. But he could be referring to academia and school teachers, in which case Bobby is dead wrong. In either case he fails Biology: the mitochondria are what process oxygen to produce chemical energy.

Bobby's Biology fail doesn't end here.

These are blisters with the skin popped open. Speaking of the relationship between travail and pride, well Bobby works hard, has pride in his "job", but you don't see any blister or calluses on him unless you cut open his liver.


I
Have
No
Fucking
Words.
If more idiots like this pops up I'll have no option but to abandon this thread.



Let's rewind a bit. Shant Mesrobian's comment must have hit a nerve, because it touches upon journos and demos, two sacred institutions of Superior Future. And the follow-up discussion tarred the third sacred institution -- Big Tech -- as well:



Huh?


Huh?


Very funny Bobby. I can't identify as the Chief Accountant, but luckily I can still simply waltz in the break room one day and declare myself a woman. Science says so!

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MCU:




The next product to get excited about is... Gundam Movie!


And now something not so cool: Sylvester Stallone has joined the Deplorables.

 

[King Dead]

As usual, I have to pick and choose what I reply to, because too much concentrated Blob exposure make my brain stop work good.

Never mind the embezzlement; you are just jealous that a sheboon has nice things.
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Normal people: "One of the BLM founders purchased multiple mansions worth several million dollars combined? Seems pretty hypocritical, think of the good she could've done with that money. Maybe she's actually just in it for the payday and doesn't give a shit about her cause anymore, if ever."
Bob, the intellectual: "REE YOU JUST HATE WHEN BLACK WOMAN HAS NICE THING YOU RACIST REE"

Of course, this is the man behind tactics and targets, so it's clear that hypocrisy is totally fine to Bob when you're on his side.

Bobby's Biology fail doesn't end here.
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These are blisters with the skin popped open. Speaking of the relationship between travail and pride, well Bobby works hard, has pride in his "job", but you don't see any blister or calluses on him unless you cut open his liver.

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I
Have
No
Fucking
Words.
If more idiots like this pops up I'll have no option but to abandon this thread.

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Since Bobby's been sedentary since birth, it's obvious that he doesn't actually think that things like "pride in a hard day's work" exist, and I don't have much else to say beyond that.

But holy shit, that Novowels guy. Yet another waste of space blathering on Twatter about topics he thinks he knows way more about than he does (religion, politics) and utter banality (cats, WoW). Also, "survivor of Christian Ritual Abuse?" I would not be surprised if he's simply referring to being forced to go to church on Sundays, I can sense the fedora from here.

The next product to get excited about is... Gundam Movie!
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Oh boy, yet another anime live-action Netflix adaptation that will assuredly be complete trash and an utter disrespect to the source material. I'm not the biggest Gundam superfan, but I know enough about the series to understand that it's generally at least a bit more complex than just "big robot shoot other robot good," at least most of the UC stuff anyway. If you just want big robot fights, you watch G Gundam (which is good, fight me). If you want to make an adaptation that Gundam fans will approve of, you're gonna need to be sure to treat the story with some seriousness. Kong: Skull Island wasn't utter garbage, but it was schlock, and I'm not holding out hope that its director can handle a storied property like Gundam well. You can do just about anything with a giant monkey and make it work for its target audience, but Gundam has 40+ years of history under its belt.

Bob, being the complete simpleton he is, just thinks "OH MY GOD BIG ROBOT I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOM." Absolutely embarrassing.

 

[Koby_Fish]

That basically sounds like ”what if Moviebob wrote a script based around his political views”.

That is exactly how I feel when I hear the phrases ”interfaith dialogue”, ”Nostra Aetate”, or, more generally speaking, ”Second Vatican Council”. [/tradcath]

What always gets me is how a lot of secular Jews - that is to say, people raised in a religion that follows the Mosaic law - end up pulling shit like this.

That said, globohomo leads Jews into modernism and apostasy as much as it does Christians. Look up ”Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg” or ”Reconstruction Jews” if you want to see atheists larp as God's Chosen™.

What always gets me is how those same antitheists use Christian symbolism and build on the traditions of Christendom as they try and destroy it. Case in point; the anarchists in Catalonia (yes, those same anarchists who destroyed churches and burnt nuns alive) used the song Els Segadors as their anthem, which has lyrics like this;

Spoiler: Catalan text and translation

N'han cremat un sagrat lloc
They [the Spanish] burnt down a sacred place

qui Santa Coloma es deia.
Which was named after Saint Colomba of Sens.

Cremen albes i casulles
They burnt albs and chasubles,

i carpoles i patenes
and corporals and patens.

I el Santíssim Sagrament,
And the Blessed Sacrament

(alabat sia per sempre!)
(may it be praised for eternity!)

Mataren un sacerdot,
They killed a priest,

mentres que la missa deia.
as he celebrated Mass.

Mataren un cavaller
They killed a knight

a la porta de l'esglesia,
at the door of the church,

Don Lluis de Furria
Sir Louis, of Furria,

i els angels li fan grand festa
and the angels held a great party [in his honour].


I wonder why they changed the lyrics.

I never thought a perpetually MATI Chilean would be one of my favourite farmers to read, but here we are.

For all that Blob makes fun of Southerners for eating traditional food from their region, his appetite makes chit'lins look appetizing.
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> Religion does not offer any... proof

It's not like 70 people have been miraculously cured at Lourdes or anything, or like St Thomas Aquinas came up with five proofs for God's existence.

A conspiracy theorist has exactly the same worth as an intelligent man with a doctorate (excluding the fact that being a professor doesn't exclude you from conspiracism); we are all equal in the eyes of God.

As always, Bob sees a chance to prove he knows nothing and leaps at it.

What ”actual wars” is Blob talking about, and could he enlighten us as to why the world's biggest religion has stopped existing?

Given that these people's utopian ideas invariably end up looking like Brave New World, I think I'll pass on the utopianism.

So the court of public opinion is the best way to judge people. That sounds a lot like populism, which I thought was doubleplusungood in Blob's mind.

I will gladly pay reparations for slavery when you can explain to me how my ancestors, who were either Irish labourers, Finnish peasants, English peasants or, at best, English landowners in bumfuck Lancashire, ever benefitted from slavery, and when you can show me a single black person alive today in the US or in the Commonwealth who was enslaved by da evul honkies.

the autistic argument about how whitey of all time benefited from slavery is... uh...
......they didn't have to pick their own cotton?
(as if cotton would grow in Lancashire or Finland LOL)

I guess they benefited from uh, not being killed by police? Oh wait no that's bollocks too.

Um, by being white, they basked in white privilege and thus were able to become successful on the backs of the n1gg0s?

Nope that's complete and utter bollocks...

Not that bob or his senpais would know anything about that

 

[AirdropShitposts]

He’s going to do the same thing when he writes the script for JJ’s Superman reboot.

I was skimming and thought you were talking about Robert for some reason. Now I want to see Film Robert's JJ Abrams' Superman. Just the black Superman president going around giving illiterate Randian-length speech lectures as he heat visions a bunch of the Mayo Ghouls for two hours and then it ends with that SUPERIOR FUTURE image freeze framed with a force ghost Jor-El (played by Morgan Freeman) giving a thumbs up:

 

[Koby_Fish]

Big Business Good. Republican Bad. If someone gave you money you should turn a blind eye.
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Will Bobby tell AOC to do so?

"Money is inherently socialist."
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Big Business defends voting rights.
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+ + + +
Kill clumps of cells and castrate children! Be on the Side of Science!
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(The bill in question)

Never mind the embezzlement; you are just jealous that a sheboon has nice things.
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Globalism is bad when the wrong person advocates it. Remember Bobby prides himself for having an Asian in-law.
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Matt Gaetz is supposed to be so ugly that even prostitutes reject him. I don't know about you but it sounds to me suspiciously close to "This bitch is so ugly no man would rape her" narrative.
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Of course that man's question depends on what kind of "institution" he is talking about. If he is referring to political parties, then Bobby is on point: the raison d'etre of political parties is ideology. But he could be referring to academia and school teachers, in which case Bobby is dead wrong. In either case he fails Biology: the mitochondria are what process oxygen to produce chemical energy.

Bobby's Biology fail doesn't end here.
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These are blisters with the skin popped open. Speaking of the relationship between travail and pride, well Bobby works hard, has pride in his "job", but you don't see any blister or calluses on him unless you cut open his liver.

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I
Have
No
Fucking
Words.
If more idiots like this pops up I'll have no option but to abandon this thread.

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Let's rewind a bit. Shant Mesrobian's comment must have hit a nerve, because it touches upon journos and demos, two sacred institutions of Superior Future. And the follow-up discussion tarred the third sacred institution -- Big Tech -- as well:
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Huh?

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Huh?

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Very funny Bobby. I can't identify as the Chief Accountant, but luckily I can still simply waltz in the break room one day and declare myself a woman. Science says so!

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MCU:
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The next product to get excited about is... Gundam Movie!
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And now something not so cool: Sylvester Stallone has joined the Deplorables.
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re: the rando bitching about blisters from McD work: If you're getting blisters and callouses from working at fucking McDonald's, you're doing it wrong.
(and if the blisters are on the bottoms of the feet, wearing the wrong footwear).
Source: Working at McD's back when dinosaurs roamed the earth.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I'm fine with that, if you're okay with accepting that a hypothetical fat movie critic from Boston who constantly criticises Catholics and evangelicals but never mentions Islam is also a bigot.

Chris does understand that Nuns don't always wear their nun clothes while muslim women wear a hijab all the time right?

Yeah. The closest parallel to hijab in Christianity is women choosing to wear a veil for Mass, and even then that's a very traditionalist thing to do, something women do of their own free will, and something that a very small amount of Christians do.

Also, most people don't have a problem with a Hijab, don't be a smooth brain.

Speaking as a Britbong, I never saw anyone try and ban the hijab. I only ever saw people try and ban the burka, and even then that didn't gain that much traction.

Big Business Good. Republican Bad. If someone gave you money you should turn a blind eye.

I'm surprised that Nerdskull thinks conservatives support absolute free speech and also manages to declare that conservatives are fascists.

"Money is inherently socialist."

Seeing his followers say shit like this is probably Karl Marx's punishment.

Big Business defends voting rights.

Let's say, hypothetically (no, my last name isn't Shapiro. Why d'you ask?) that Bernie won the election and tried to implement the Green New Deal, and in exchange a coalition of right-wing oligarchs got together and threatened to boycott any states that didn't oppose what Bernie was doing. Do you really think Bob would be in favour of ”free association” in the way he is now?

Kill clumps of cells and castrate children! Be on the Side of Science!

North Korea is an atheist country that runs on Science™.
According to these people, the US is an evangelical Protestant theocracy.

Would you rather live in North Korea or the US, Moviebob?

Never mind the embezzlement; you are just jealous that a sheboon has nice things.

I would have absolutely no problem with her doing this if it wasn't with the money she grifted.

It's also worth pointing out that I see a lot of left-wing black people pointing out that BLM is run by a bunch of grifters. Are they all Uncle Toms, then?

> don't blame non bigots for not siding with the party of Jim Crow

So you agree that if you aren't bigoted you should vote Republican. Cool.

Bobby's Biology fail doesn't end here.

First off, talking down to a manual labourer because you know the differences between callouses and blisters and he doesn't is why we say you're an elitist.

Secondly, working-class people are just as essential to society as everyone else; in fact, I'd say that they're more essential than overpaid film critics.

Work gloves are not a magical substance that stop you getting blisters.

 

[The tired cat]

Mind linking to where that shit was posted cause I vaguely remembered the Dexter tweet

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/743-png.1545150/
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I couldn't find one more, but I do recall he simped for the idea of Dexter being a good lookin' nerd a couple of times.

 

[Tronathon242]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/743-png.1545150/
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I couldn't find one more, but I do recall he simped for the idea of Dexter being a good lookin' nerd a couple of times.

Funny how Tartakovsky already did something like that in the show and it made Dexter into a plastic freak that melted at the end.

Normal people: "One of the BLM founders purchased multiple mansions worth several million dollars combined? Seems pretty hypocritical, think of the good she could've done with that money. Maybe she's actually just in it for the payday and doesn't give a shit about her cause anymore, if ever."
Bob, the intellectual: "REE YOU JUST HATE WHEN BLACK WOMAN HAS NICE THING YOU RACIST REE"

Of course, this is the man behind tactics and targets, so it's clear that hypocrisy is totally fine to Bob when you're on his side.

The hypocrisy with this bitch is so blatant it's almost jaw dropping. We have her on film describing her and the other co-founders of BLM as "trained Marxists." Yet, here she is buying up pricey real estate. Of course Bob is such a simp for BLM that he won't even acknowledge the contradiction, but the fact that there surely had to be embezzlement involved is something that cannot be ignored.

But, sure, Bob, we just hate it when black women achieve any measure of success. Now, please describe your opinions on Candace Owens and Ayaan Hirsi Ali, if you please. I'm sure you'll be entirely consistent.

 

[Red Hood]

The Superman thing isn't accurate either though it's common to hear people claim it, kinda like what everyone always says about the X-Men even if the allegory stuff didn't start until Claremont. He's mostly the product of Siegel and Shuster mashing together sci-fi/action series tropes they liked considering previous pitches for the character. The 2nd pitch where he was just some detective who loved fighting kinda morphed into Slam Bradley which I'd recommend googling any of his stories if you want to lose the impression his creators were hyper-progressive. People also like forgetting that they're 2nd generation (unless you count Shuster being from Canada and moving to America when he was like 10)

Hell, Krypton was kind of a non-thing in the golden age despite being in Action Comics #1. The character himself thought he was some hyper-evolved human until 1949 when Kryptonite was introduced and he discovered where it came from. Superman identifying as Kryptonian first is more of a silver age idea which didn't really survive into modern times since it doesn't make sense for him to have that kind of attachment to a place he'd only know from 2nd hand knowledge. "Clark Kent from Kansas" is characterization that has lasted the longest.

Clark Kent/Superman is a good person because he was raised by humble, kind, hard-working, God-fearing ma and pa Kent. It's definitely a case of nurture over nature (as most known Kryptonians outside of the house of El are raging assholes and one of the whole reasons Krypton sploded is because they were too impressed with themselves to believe that they had made a mistake). It's been shown in other continuities like Red Son how a Superman raised by the wrong people for the wrong society could be a nightmare.

Also worth noting that Lex Luthor is pretty much what Bob would like to be: an actual elite, a big-brain scientist with his own successful business empire...and like Bob wishes to do, he squanders that money and talent on a pointless, ego driven pursuit (defeating Superman) because he can't get over himself.