Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Caustic Gelatin]

what a fucking pig part 2

W-why would he say "thickening agent"? He means like a meal replacement shake r-right?
Oh god he is dumping greek yogurt into diet-soda isn't he? Please don't tell me he is slurping down curdled milk-soda.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

For example, how Ta-Nesihi Coates tried to turn the Red Skull into a YouTuber/blogger to conflate the character with Jordan Petersen. Fans rightly mocked Coates for it because he's a shit writer who--like Bob-- uses a thesaurus to make his shallow writing sound deeper than it really is.

He’s going to do the same thing when he writes the script for JJ’s Superman reboot.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The chief problem with politics isn't the parties or the partisan nature of American politics or corrupt special interest groups; it's the stupid motherfucking common person. Normal Americans should shut the fuck up, take the anal rape, and get shitted on by the politicians because politicians are the Ubermensch and that the best way to run the country is to let them do whatever they want with zero consequence or oversight

That basically sounds like ”what if Moviebob wrote a script based around his political views”.

it made me wish that modern day Christians had balls.

That is exactly how I feel when I hear the phrases ”interfaith dialogue”, ”Nostra Aetate”, or, more generally speaking, ”Second Vatican Council”. [/tradcath]

if Nazis rose out of the Earth and burned down Hollywood, I'd probably shrug and say "Whaddayagunna do?"

What always gets me is how a lot of secular Jews - that is to say, people raised in a religion that follows the Mosaic law - end up pulling shit like this.

That said, globohomo leads Jews into modernism and apostasy as much as it does Christians. Look up ”Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg” or ”Reconstruction Jews” if you want to see atheists larp as God's Chosen™.

As you've pointed out, there have been plenty of non-Abrahmic or even non-religious governments that devolved into committing some of the worst atrocities ever recorded.

What always gets me is how those same antitheists use Christian symbolism and build on the traditions of Christendom as they try and destroy it. Case in point; the anarchists in Catalonia (yes, those same anarchists who destroyed churches and burnt nuns alive) used the song Els Segadors as their anthem, which has lyrics like this;

Spoiler: Catalan text and translation

N'han cremat un sagrat lloc
They [the Spanish] burnt down a sacred place

qui Santa Coloma es deia.
Which was named after Saint Colomba of Sens.

Cremen albes i casulles
They burnt albs and chasubles,

i carpoles i patenes
and corporals and patens.

I el Santíssim Sagrament,
And the Blessed Sacrament

(alabat sia per sempre!)
(may it be praised for eternity!)

Mataren un sacerdot,
They killed a priest,

mentres que la missa deia.
as he celebrated Mass.

Mataren un cavaller
They killed a knight

a la porta de l'esglesia,
at the door of the church,

Don Lluis de Furria
Sir Louis, of Furria,

i els angels li fan grand festa
and the angels held a great party [in his honour].


I wonder why they changed the lyrics.

You dont need a reason to make fun of Bob being a fat retard impotent incel white trash inbred hick

I never thought a perpetually MATI Chilean would be one of my favourite farmers to read, but here we are.

what a fucking pig part 2

For all that Blob makes fun of Southerners for eating traditional food from their region, his appetite makes chit'lins look appetizing.
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> Religion does not offer any... proof

It's not like 70 people have been miraculously cured at Lourdes or anything, or like St Thomas Aquinas came up with five proofs for God's existence.

A conspiracy theorist has exactly the same worth as an intelligent man with a doctorate (excluding the fact that being a professor doesn't exclude you from conspiracism); we are all equal in the eyes of God.

As always, Bob sees a chance to prove he knows nothing and leaps at it.

What ”actual wars” is Blob talking about, and could he enlighten us as to why the world's biggest religion has stopped existing?

While Peter Coffin gives Bobby eschatological thoughts:

Given that these people's utopian ideas invariably end up looking like Brave New World, I think I'll pass on the utopianism.

So the court of public opinion is the best way to judge people. That sounds a lot like populism, which I thought was doubleplusungood in Blob's mind.

Gimme gimme for niggers.

I will gladly pay reparations for slavery when you can explain to me how my ancestors, who were either Irish labourers, Finnish peasants, English peasants or, at best, English landowners in bumfuck Lancashire, ever benefitted from slavery, and when you can show me a single black person alive today in the US or in the Commonwealth who was enslaved by da evul honkies.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

why do i get the feeling that bob is a virgin

 

[Mola Ram]

why do i get the feeling that bob is a virgin

Because if Bob were getting any kind of sex he would be tweeting about it 24/7.

I actually do think it's possible Bob has visited whores, which is something he would never admit because he'd be shredded for it by all sides.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

Because if Bob were getting any kind of sex he would be tweeting about it 24/7.

I actually do think it's possible Bob has visited whores, which is something he would never admit because he'd be shredded for it by all sides.

I can't wait for blob to get hitched with a deathfat.

 

[ChampFantana]

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Start to wonder why a fat retard is loose in public without his helmet on.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Because if Bob were getting any kind of sex he would be tweeting about it 24/7.

I actually do think it's possible Bob has visited whores, which is something he would never admit because he'd be shredded for it by all sides.

He's just supporting sex workers, like any properly evolved human.

 

[Adamska]

what a fucking pig part 2

You don't need to thicken a diet shake or a diet soda or whatever retarded thing this idiot tried to do. Holy shit the point of diet is to cut calories.

Start to wonder why a fat retard is loose in public without his helmet on.

His family enabled his delusions of adequacy and normality, denying that he clearly needed tard classes of some sort because he sat there and flapped his arms to da Soopa Show!

 

[Archeopthryx]

Wakanda is an ethnostate.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Hell, nobody even really cares that he's fat.

People just make fun of him for it because they don't respect him enough to not go for the low blows, and because he constantly makes fun of the apparences of objectively more attractive people than him, in a dazzling display of miniscule social awareness.

people make fun of him because he's a hateful, profoundly stupid prick who thinks he's a genius - his fatness just acts as an amplifier for his bad qualities
it'd be just the same if instead of being fat, he was a plum-mouthed snob, or ginger

 

[MirrorNoir]

The Superman thing isn't accurate either though it's common to hear people claim it, kinda like what everyone always says about the X-Men even if the allegory stuff didn't start until Claremont. He's mostly the product of Siegel and Shuster mashing together sci-fi/action series tropes they liked considering previous pitches for the character. The 2nd pitch where he was just some detective who loved fighting kinda morphed into Slam Bradley which I'd recommend googling any of his stories if you want to lose the impression his creators were hyper-progressive. People also like forgetting that they're 2nd generation (unless you count Shuster being from Canada and moving to America when he was like 10)

Hell, Krypton was kind of a non-thing in the golden age despite being in Action Comics #1. The character himself thought he was some hyper-evolved human until 1949 when Kryptonite was introduced and he discovered where it came from. Superman identifying as Kryptonian first is more of a silver age idea which didn't really survive into modern times since it doesn't make sense for him to have that kind of attachment to a place he'd only know from 2nd hand knowledge. "Clark Kent from Kansas" is characterization that has lasted the longest.

The X-Men thing is even worse given that the franchise has basically turned into full on supremacist wank, complete with the entire current run/status quo for the X-Men being that a timeline hopping mutant version of a human supporting cast member basically mindraping Xavier to go full Nazi, due to the character finding out in various timelines, that mutants were never the master race Magneto and others thought they were but were just literal freaks of nature and that transhumanism (IE man/machine) is the real next step in human evolution.

Also, the fact that Marvel spent the bulk of the 10s presenting Scott Summers as a literal proto-expy for Richard Spencer before anyone ever knew who Richard Spencer was, complete with SJWs non-ironically pushing the member that "Scott did nothing wrong" due to them being pissy that the big Avengers Vs X-Men storyline of the early 10s had Scott lose to the Avengers, in a storyline where he tried to force a young child soldier to become the new Dark Phoenix so he could have her threaten humanity whenever he felt like it (and not giving a shit that one of the big nightmare timelines for the mutants has Hope killing millions of humans), then gaining the power himself and promptly imprisoning the child soldier and torturing those who would rescue her and nearly destroying the planet out of spite when everyone called him out on how drunk with power he had become.

 

[Totally Awesome]

You dont need a reason to make fun of Bob

a fat retard impotent incel white trash inbred hick

That's a bunch of reasons lmao.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Weird question but I wonder if Bob has commented on the new powerpuff girls CW show since it's televised capeshit and from what is known is trying to be woke (while unintentionally being very racist.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Weird question but I wonder if Bob has commented on the new powerpuff girls CW show since it's televised capeshit and from what is known is trying to be woke (while unintentionally being very racist.)

I wouldn’t be surprised if he defends it once it comes out.

Since it’s the CW, I imagine it’s going to be top level cringe with “Fuck Republics” rhetoric for no reason. I’m also curious with how they’ll fuck up MoJo JoJo.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So why aren't film schools all over the world rushing to hire him?

Because he's only king in his mind.

 

[The tired cat]

Weird question but I wonder if Bob has commented on the new powerpuff girls CW show since it's televised capeshit and from what is known is trying to be woke (while unintentionally being very racist.)

Fatso did drop several comments, most notable saying how a live-action show about the girls being 20 something nihilistic bitches can work, projecting how he hopes Dexter appears as a good looking nerd infact he did this like two times, then there was a comment about how "oh ye, hope those stupid dresses get removed and they wear "normal" color-coded outfits"

 

[Kabuki Actor]

W-why would he say "thickening agent"? He means like a meal replacement shake r-right?
Oh god he is dumping greek yogurt into diet-soda isn't he? Please don't tell me he is slurping down curdled milk-soda.

Relevant avatar.

 

[make_it_so]

The X-Men thing is even worse given that the franchise has basically turned into full on supremacist wank, complete with the entire current run/status quo for the X-Men being that a timeline hopping mutant version of a human supporting cast member basically mindraping Xavier to go full Nazi, due to the character finding out in various timelines, that mutants were never the master race Magneto and others thought they were but were just literal freaks of nature and that transhumanism (IE man/machine) is the real next step in human evolution.

Also, the fact that Marvel spent the bulk of the 10s presenting Scott Summers as a literal proto-expy for Richard Spencer before anyone ever knew who Richard Spencer was, complete with SJWs non-ironically pushing the member that "Scott did nothing wrong" due to them being pissy that the big Avengers Vs X-Men storyline of the early 10s had Scott lose to the Avengers, in a storyline where he tried to force a young child soldier to become the new Dark Phoenix so he could have her threaten humanity whenever he felt like it (and not giving a shit that one of the big nightmare timelines for the mutants has Hope killing millions of humans), then gaining the power himself and promptly imprisoning the child soldier and torturing those who would rescue her and nearly destroying the planet out of spite when everyone called him out on how drunk with power he had become.

Wasn't a lot of that due to Marvel's head more or less wanting to "kill off" the X-Men franchise and mutants in general, and wasn't that solely to whittle away the value of the franchise so they could get the movie rights back from Fox?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Fatso did drop several comments, most notable saying how a live-action show about the girls being 20 something nihilistic bitches can work, projecting how he hopes Dexter appears as a good looking nerd infact he did this like two times, then there was a comment about how "oh ye, hope those stupid dresses get removed and they wear "normal" color-coded outfits"

Mind linking to where that shit was posted cause I vaguely remembered the Dexter tweet