Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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as he gains 90lbs back somehow ...
 
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Welcome to Boogie Art Criticism

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Here we have the earth, a writhing cauldron of various fluids, excreting her precious rock through a hole in the ground. Skywards and apparently entirely without ash... Somehow.

This subtle motif clearly represents Boogies explosive painful diarrhea that his manservant, live in helper must clean up.

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Here we have an irradescent hole set against a fractured, rash like sky, the colour black signifying death. The hole obscured by patches of grey.

This is a very literal depiction of Boogies gaping anus, in a bath. Likely after exhibit one.

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Finally we have self reflection. A man child painting themselves as a cartoon character, one without human form just a perpetually squishy shape. Mouth and tongue ready to receive sustenance, never closing. Conjunctivitis tinged eyes forever staring outwards, never satisfied by what enters the mouth, in a barren featureless world. Eyes and mouth. Only eyes and mouth. The eyes and the mouth.... Forever.

Haunting. 2/10 would not buy. Guarantee this fat cunt is gearing up for NFT

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NationalBolshevik said:
Welcome to Boogie Art Criticism

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Here we have the earth, a writhing cauldron of various fluids, excreting her precious rock through a hole in the ground. Skywards and apparently entirely without ash... Somehow.

This subtle motif clearly represents Boogies explosive painful diarrhea that his manservant, live in helper must clean up.

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Here we have an irradescent hole set against a fractured, rash like sky, the colour black signifying death. The hole obscured by patches of grey.

This is a very literal depiction of Boogies gaping anus, in a bath. Likely after exhibit one.

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Finally we have self reflection. A man child painting themselves as a cartoon character, one without human form just a perpetually squishy shape. Mouth and tongue ready to receive sustenance, never closing. Conjunctivitis tinged eyes forever staring outwards, never satisfied by what enters the mouth, in a barren featureless world. Eyes and mouth. Only eyes and mouth. The eyes and the mouth.... Forever.

Haunting. 2/10 would not buy. Guarantee this fat cunt is gearing up for NFT

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It just occurred to me that he purchased a new car because he was butthurt over the clip on the PKA Highlights channel:

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Before last week, he hadn't mentioned purchasing a new vehicle since January last year and only made one other mention of him driving (on Twitter at least) since then:
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He found out about the video, had a now-deleted Twitter meltdown at them over posting the clip, not realizing that it was 2 years old (no doubt too busy seething):

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Makes this video to "lean into the meme" and show everyone that he still totally isn't seething over the Tesla incident from years ago:
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Then a few days later does the usual charade of asking his audience for their thoughts over a decision that he's already made:
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He purchased a fucking car to own the haters. He is literally that petty. This is why you're a lolcow, Boogie.
 
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YaBoi said:
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He purchased a fucking car to own the haters. He is literally that petty. This is why you're a lolcow, Boogie.
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Jesus he really is stuck in a 16 year old's childish immature mindset. Not to powerlevel too hard, but I just got a new car myself and I would never even dream of "bragging" about it because its not something worth bragging about.

Its a practical item almost every adult in America possesses or at least has access too in order to get around this huge ass country. All boogie sees is the bragging rights over wasting a fuck ton of money on a vehicle he doesn't need.

Its like seeing one of those bratty 16 year old daughters gush about daddy buying them an expensive car. Its only impressive to other children. Adults look at that behavior and cringe in embarrassment and the reality that they are going to tear that expensive soon to be piece of trash apart with their awful driving.
 
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MachineGunBoogie said:
Gaming is not a fucking hobby. I don't know why it pisses me off so much when people call it one.

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How so? I understand what you're trying to say about it being 'entertainment' but Its not like binge watching Netflix or sitting back and watching movies, gaming involves participation and figuring out how to play/beat it. Same with reading books.
 
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YaBoi said:
It just occurred to me that he purchased a new car because he was butthurt over the clip on the PKA Highlights channel:

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Before last week, he hadn't mentioned purchasing a new vehicle since January last year and only made one other mention of him driving (on Twitter at least) since then:
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He found out about the video, had a now-deleted Twitter meltdown at them over posting the clip, not realizing that it was 2 years old (no doubt too busy seething):

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Makes this video to "lean into the meme" and show everyone that he still totally isn't seething over the Tesla incident from years ago:
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Then a few days later does the usual charade of asking his audience for their thoughts over a decision that he's already made:
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He purchased a fucking car to own the haters. He is literally that petty. This is why you're a lolcow, Boogie.
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I love Toyota, even the Corolla. You think a man his age and his supposed income level would at least get a camry.
 
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YaBoi said:
Makes this video to "lean into the meme" and show everyone that he still totally isn't seething over the Tesla incident from years ago:
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That title is worse than disingenuous clickbait, that's just a deceptive bait and switch. He wants to play into it as if it's just a joke, but the real reason is he knows it will give him a free pass to lie and make up a video title that will actually attract views. People will legitimately will click on the video if they thought Boogie really bought a Tesla because they're interested to see what it looks like and what model it is. No one's going to click a video to see his "dream car" is one of the most mundane economy cars in America. He didn't even do it on April fools.
 
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xerxes said:
It's all on hold due to COVID. Ironic since Roberts himself is a bit of a right-wing type ranting about masks and vaccines...

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Perfect excuse. But let's be honest, Boogie was never going to go. He would come up with the lamest reason not to go, like his "therapist" told him to avoid Boats.
 
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Does booger even play games? It took him literal years to get to the end of persona 5. The only time he is ever 'excited' about new games is when other people on the internet are because the fat fuck will always jump onto whatever is popular.
 
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Does booger even play games? It took him literal years to get to the end of persona 5. The only time he is ever 'excited' about new games is when other people on the internet are because the fat fuck will always jump onto whatever is popular.
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Not really. Even he called himself a window shopper on gaming or something of the like not too long ago. Playing deep into Persona 5 was pretty rare for him. Most of his gaming days were back in Everquest, and less so World of Warcraft.

There's a reason he has called an indefinite hiatus on his gaming content. He just isn't that into gaming. Which is funny because some of his fans hold him up as some gaming icon. I guess because Francis ranted about World of Warcraft once? I dunno, but it was enough to land him on stage to debate Anita on Gamergate.

He's more into MtG than videogames proper really.
 
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