The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Carbonation Grimace]

Literally 5 minutes in
BREAK TIME

 

[The Nameless One]

The defense argued in the motion for acquittal that the State's witnesses have contradicted each other too much on cause of death and use of force justifiability to establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt. The judge dismissed the motion on the grounds that the law about these types of motions requires looking at the State's evidence in the best possible light. Since the jury could choose to ignore the weak witnesses and believe the ones who had a consistent testimony, he had to dismiss the motion.

 

[knobslobbin]

If you want to see a libshart troll turn racist real quick, ask them which vaccine DMX died from. They'll instantly start screaming with zero evidence that he OD'd! Because of course a black man can't have complications from the vaccine, no it MUST have been drugs!

At least we know there is something that can trump blackness in the oppression heirarchy finally.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Why would you deny yourself such grand entertainment. I don't know about you but I'm here to laugh at internet drama, and Dyn is a fucking artist, and Hulkster is pretty fucking entertaining, too, even if I don't agree with him most of the time.

Where do you think you are?

I make my own entertainment online, mostly through my advocacy for racism, sexism, white supremacy, anti-semitism and misogyny. Clumsy circa-2011 /b/ tier trolling by others is not actually that entertaining to me.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Lets get back on topic. I think George's head game rains supreme. He can work a little on his gag reflex but over 8/10 sloppy toppy. Chauvin's head games need some serious improvement before he can be consider contending againts a pro. I suggest a stint in jail with tryone to really get that throat working.

 

[Dyn]

I wonder if Dynastia shortening his name to Dyn was supposed to be symbolic of his sudden shift in forum politics. I remember him being edgier a few years ago. Probably some kinda contrarian thing.

Not sure what you mean, I've always thought it was bad for policemen to murder people.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

You racist A&H motherfuckers better behave yourselves, or SIGSEGV is going to have to come in here and troll-edgepost hard enough to get the FBI called on him again, and then we'll see who's laughing.

 

[knobslobbin]

Wait a minute! Do we know for sure and beyond a reasonable doubt that whichever nog this thread is about hadn't been recently vaccinated?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

True & Honest ≠ Jannies

They are both equally gay.

I guess if you enjoy "no u" for several pages from gimmick posters.

I do.

You racist A&H motherfuckers better behave yourselves, or SIGSEGV is going to have to come in here and troll-edgepost hard enough to get the FBI called on him again, and then we'll see who's laughing.

It will still be us, for we are eternal.

 

[Coccxys]

The defense argued in the motion for acquittal that the State's witnesses have contradicted each other too much on cause of death and use of force justifiability to establish guilt beyond reasonable doubt. The judge dismissed the motion on the grounds that the law about these types of motions requires looking at the State's evidence in the best possible light. Since the jury could choose to ignore the weak witnesses and believe the ones who had a consistent testimony, he had to dismiss the motion.

Even taking everything the prosecution says in the best light they are nowhere near proving the 2nd degree and imo not doing it on the 3rd either. The manslaughter is the only charge that should have survived the motion.

 

[DumbDude42]

Even taking everything the prosecution says in the best light they are nowhere near proving the 2nd degree and imo not doing it on the 3rd either. The manslaughter is the only charge that should have survived the motion.

motion to acquit has near zero chance of working once a jury trial has already begun. if such a motion is granted it goes against the entire point of having a jury decide the verdict instead of a judge.

 

[All Cops Are Based]

damn this witness is distinguished af

 

[Some JERK]

"I counter your Mick doctor with a Limey! Take that!!!"

Oh NM he's South African. South African doesn't beat anything.

 

[j666]

/pol/ stream with chat

 

[Celebrate Nite]

damn this witness is distinguished af

He looks like a literal dwarf/elf

Also has a british accent lol nvm he's south african

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

At least this witness is comfortable being bald.

 

[MooseGump]

Dramasperging about notorious shitposters is really helping the cause, eh?

This'll get chauvin behind bars you'll see

 

[Blasterisk]

Current witness just flew in from South Africa and boy are his ears tired.

 

[Dyn]

Seriously who plans "forum raids" on the same forum they post on.

How is posting in a thread 'raiding'? There's no cardboard tarbaby cutout saying "You must be this racist to post here".

 

[Cold Root Beer]

What gimmick is that? Calling you racist white trash out for being racist white trash isn't a gimmick

It used to be pretending you were Hollywood Hulk Hogan while you were rollin' and trollin' CWC. I miss those days.