The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Last Stand]

I'm not sure which is worse. That redditors are being disingenuous and only agreeing because it supports "their side" or that they have swallowed so much crap from the HAES activists that they actually believe it.

They need Jesus.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

"Hey guys it's 10:50 now, and it's time for our 15 minute break. Let's reconvene at 11:10"

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Lmao Nelson is playing the judge with the break strats.

 

[Probably An Autist]

No objection on the break

 

[Nobunaga]

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Yes, you can live with no organs and be fine
Hell, you dont even need blood

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Masks would have been gone a long time ago if that were the case.

>tfw you wish for this to be the reality instead of the one we have now

 

[Trying Too Hard]

Thread theme, courtesty of /pol/:

 

[Rekkington]

White Liberal Redditor types are obsessed with the trope of the Gentle Black Giant, which with any media literacy can be translated as Huge Retard who behaves like a Slave. Since so many of them are women, they also have this weird belief that things they don't understand are kinda paranormal, so they would legitimately think that if George Floyd's heart exploded from a meth overdose it was actually caused by intergenerational trauma caused by cops taking his banana.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I pray Reddit gets glassed one day, there's no way someone can be this willfully stupid

I mean, you have redundant systems in your body, so you could have a complete blockage in like the cartioid artery, but as long as the other cartioid is free, you can cope. However, pressing x here about that being true for coronary arteries.

Source: I know old people.

 

[The Last Stand]

The judge should work at a mechanic. He has breaks for days.

 

[Probably An Autist]

I mean, you have redundant systems in your body, so you could have a complete blockage in like the cartioid artery, but as long as the other cartioid is free, you can cope. However, pressing x here about that being true for coronary arteries.

Source: I know old people.

They've latched on to the lizard guy saying that the body created new blood vessels to redirect blood around a blockage and are taking it to it's retarded extreme, which is precisely what the prosecution wanted the jury to do, ignoring that new blood vessels != a fucking artery and that it's objectively not "fine". You may be able to live your normal sedentary life, but at some point something will tip you over the edge into sneedsville

 

[Nobunaga]

The judge should work at a mechanic. He has breaks for days.

Hey now, mechanics at least get shit down in 15 minutes, its just that they need a 15 minute break for every minute

 

[Top Skink]

Thread theme, courtesty of /pol/:

sorry, already have our thread theme;

https://youtu.be/4opO3KxoUnI

I don't like negro music either, but it's been decided.

 

[Probably An Autist]

sorry, already have our thread theme;

https://youtu.be/4opO3KxoUnI

I don't like negro music either, but it's been decided.

How about this?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

i dont know what it is about regional/city sub reddits but they seem to attract a special kind of faggot, terrible even by reddit standards

Select for urban bugmen, filter it to urban bugmen that use reddit and run it through reddit jannies and it's no surprise city subreddits are what they are.

 

[Pizza Munch]

How about this?

oh my god that's adorable lmfao

 

[Meat Target]

Since "fatphobia" is now a Current year term, if Chauvin walks, I anticipate "tobaccophobia", "fentanylphobia", "methphobia", and "atherosclerosiphobia" will be added to the lexicon soon.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

How about this?

Meme magic is real.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"The Mayo study, where they put in the sex of the individual, male..."

Bold of you to assume George Floyd's identity, Herr Doktor.

Did they study the bananas, too?

 

[Coccxys]

Since "fatphobia" is now a Current year term, if Chauvin walks, I anticipate "tobaccophobia", "fentanylphobia", "methphobia", and "atherosclerosiphobia" will be added to the lexicon soon.

Almost certain there will be a sudden and totally coincidental barrage of "think pieces" about the stigmatisation of urban drug users and blame whites for the creation of the drug and for giving blacks cultural pain that means they need the fent to get over it. That way they can still blame it on whitey no matter which reason you pick.

We all know the entire left is about how actions should never have consequences for their select groups.