The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Jimjamflimflam]

lmao this one guy said it so it must be true! What the fucks a heart attack? No one needs heart surgery any more!
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I'm not sure which is worse. That redditors are being disingenuous and only agreeing because it supports "their side" or that they have swallowed so much crap from the HAES activists that they actually believe it.

 

[aussiejinjo]

i dont know what it is about regional/city sub reddits but they seem to attract a special kind of faggot, terrible even by reddit standards

 

[Coccxys]

Sounds like Floyd had been dilating, truly the reddit Jesus.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Are you sure some of these people aren't just shitposting for bait replies?

I wish. Its the very moderated Minneapolis thread and they've been at all week. They've taken everything the prosecution said at face value, and think that the defence needs to "prove" them wrong. They have it backwards

 

[Jub-Jub]

Cigs and meth are bad again. F to anybody who took potatonigger advice.

 

[itskaon]

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i know its reddit but this has to be bait

 

[JustSomeDong]

We're trying to power the future through autism here.

I can't argue with that. Brought a tear to me eye.

 

[Meat Target]

i dont know what it is about regional/city sub reddits but they seem to attract a special kind of faggot, terrible even by reddit standards

Because it's Redditors^urban bugpod dwellers

 

[Terrifik]

Let's go through possible causes of death for those not playing along at home.

• Drugs
  • many of mixed in wierd and wonderful ways.
• Excited delirium
  • exhibited multiple symptoms, it causes cardiac arrest and can be caused by stimulants like meth.
• Hypertensive crisis
  • 216/160 is well into this and it can cause you to just drop dead.
• Sickle cell trait
  • a hypoxic SCT positive person is a dead person.
• Monoxide
  • Sure, why not. Seriously doubt it though.
• Severeartery occlusion
  • 90%? Seriously?
• A knee on the back for a few minutes.
  • Trained technique that is used regularly throughout the world.

Anything I'm missing? The doubt reasonable enough yet?

Covid-19

 

[cheeking0]

Has the defense addressed that fact that Floyd wouldn't have lasted even half as long as he did if Chauvin was actually asphyxiating him? For that matter, how could Floyd be talking if he couldn't breathe? He would have passed out after a couple minutes instead of writhing around on the ground for almost 10, and you can't vocalize unless you have air in your lungs.

The doctor the prosecution brought in contests that a person who is speaking can properly breathe, apparently.

 

[Top Skink]

Let's go through possible causes of death for those not playing along at home.

• Drugs
  • many of mixed in wierd and wonderful ways.
• Excited delirium
  • exhibited multiple symptoms, it causes cardiac arrest and can be caused by stimulants like meth.
• Hypertensive crisis
  • 216/160 is well into this and it can cause you to just drop dead.
• Sickle cell trait
  • a hypoxic SCT positive person is a dead person.
• Monoxide
  • Sure, why not. Seriously doubt it though.
• Severeartery occlusion
  • 90%? Seriously?
• A knee on the back for a few minutes.
  • Trained technique that is used regularly throughout the world.

Anything I'm missing? The doubt reasonable enough yet?

you forgot to include D.N.S.- dead nigger syndrome

 

[Probably An Autist]

i know its reddit but this has to be bait

hes just a massive retard

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i dont know what it is about regional/city sub reddits but they seem to attract a special kind of faggot, terrible even by reddit standards

I went to my cities sub and discord when someone invited me, surprise surprise it was filled with unbearable faggotry

 

[Rekkington]

If George Floyd was saying "I can't breathe" while wearing a mask, this whole thing would be a lot tastier.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

If George Floyd was saying "I can't breathe" while wearing a mask, this whole thing would be a lot tastier.

Wearing a mask reduces your ability to quickly swallow your stash of drugs, tho.

Masks are racist.

 

[Plunkie]

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I pray Reddit gets glassed one day, there's no way someone can be this willfully stupid

 

[Rekkington]

The doctor the prosecution brought in contests that a person who is speaking can properly breathe, apparently.

Well let's be accurate here, the doctor said that a person who is speaking is most likely breathing and has oxygen going to his brain, but it is possible that immediately after speaking and breathing he suffocated to death. He was very specific that even if someone is seen breathing, they could actually stop breathing right after which means that's absolutely what happened and the knee I guess "took effect."

 

[Coccxys]

Nah you hide the stash in the mask and tell the officer you can't remove it because you are in a public place and have the coof.

 

[Meat Target]

If George Floyd was saying "I can't breathe" while wearing a mask, this whole thing would be a lot tastier.

Masks would have been gone a long time ago if that were the case.

And BREAKTIME!

 

[Pizza Munch]

hes just a massive retard

Spoiler: posting history

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I went to my cities sub and discord when someone invited me, surprise surprise it was filled with unbearable faggotry

I think what he's missing about the size being within range of the study proposed is that it probably isn't natural that his heart is that size and probably wasn't that size 20 years ago. That's like saying a healthy weight range for a woman is 100-180 pounds and a five foot tall woman weighing 175 saying "look!!! it's in the weight range!!"

 

[Top Skink]

Nelson is offering more breaks to please Cahill and get the judge on his side, smart