Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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Incel to reddit troon pipeline confirmed [A]

They're both fat retards though?

 

[Monolith]

I found kevin reddit account with only three posts, it wasn't that hard since he use the same stupid username everywhere.
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Kevin take pride in his groomer resume.
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Spoiler: Grooming

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He bought a ~265$ worth of transformers with his stimulus check.
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Spoiler: Price

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Spoiler

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"Pink is for girls blue for boys." -kevin gibes, "agender woman"
(Note: Kevin already own 3 switch)
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Daily cope posting.
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Straight from Boggie2988 playbook
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I cannot fucking believe that not only did that tweet work, it worked more than once.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

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I had a fucking stroke about half way through this please send an ambulance.

It feels like these perverts get away with a lot more than a dude who doesn’t buy into this gender nonsense would, and the weird fucking kinks don’t help as people these days are so quick to scream “kink shaming!” if anyone protests. If this were just two people typing about having vanilla sex on Twitter there’d be outrage and a bunch of replies saying “take this down, there are kids on this platform who might see!” but because it’s troons writing out their crazy kink fantasies the rest of Twitter turns a blind eye.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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I had a fucking stroke about half way through this please send an ambulance.

Friendly reminder that when Kevin speaks about "getting wet" he either pissed himself in his diaper, or it is precum from his ruined dick.
Also, online ERP is generally pathetic and weird, but this one is so deep down the coomer-(am)hole that it is actually pretty hard to understand.

Seriously, show a moderately trans-supporting normie this, sexual fantasies about being a pool-toy impregnated with eggs by a tentacle, and watch them react with a statement close to this.

 

[Schatzi Katze]

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Dude ok the egg rhetoric is REALLY starting to get to me. Like, it is literally pushing a gender identity on someone. I guess its only ok to tell someone else what their gender is so long as its trans?

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Fun fact! Saying "polyam" instead of "poly" in reference to polyamory is a retarded virtue signal that white poly people started doing because someone somewhere said that the abbreviation "Poly" was for Polynesian Pacific Islander people only and using it for anything else is racist. And everyone just went along with it. Same stupid white people shit as saying "latinx".

 

[Spunt]

Fuck's sake. Poly is just a Greek prefix meaning "many". Just like Trans is a Latin prefix meaning "opposite" or the "other side of". (Incidentally, this is why "trans non-binary" is a contradiction in terms - Transgender means you present as the opposite sex in the binary, if you're non-binary you don't present as either. You literally can't be both.)

You know, like the "Politics" that troons are so keen on, which is derived from "Poly" meaning "many", and "Tics", meaning "horrible blood-sucking parasites."
Apologies to Dave Barry for re-using his joke.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and "Polynesia" means "Many Islands" and is Greek - in other words, it's a Western colonial name for the place in the first place. Surely it would be more "diverse" to use the names the Pacific Islanders call themselves rather than insist that the Western name for them is the only one that anyone can use, and in fact you now can't use that name for anything else to make sure the Imperialist Western Colonial Oppressor name stays with them forever? Wouldn't that be pretty ... racist? I dunno, I don't get it. I'd get mad about it if I thought the actual Polynesians gave the slightest shit what fat American trannies call them, but I strongly suspect they don't.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

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Wow, what a coincidence! I have Anti-antisocial Personality Disorder (self-dx), where I'm specifically unable to feel empathy for psychopaths! I just really don't care about their feelings at all, or whether they live or die! I can empathize fine with everyone else, just specifically not with psychopaths. It's really very hard for me, twitter trannies should give me money.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Wedge retweeted one of his content videos and it looks like two fat downies playing doctor. Troons: when sex is impossible, pissing in your hand is close enough.
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Spoiler: Two Husky Downies Goin' At It

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https://twitter.com/HaileyAdamsXXX/status/1300922723179298817 (Archive)

I urge everyone to pop by and close your eyes and listen to that video because that other dude's voice is just, I have no words, it's amazing. "So strooong, feeling so strong" lolololol

I can’t even stomach looking at the free preview. Again this just looks dank and depressing and I honest to God think no one‘s going to buy it.
Pretty funny though if it is just nothing about foreplay and the climax is somebody crying that they can’t ejaculate.

I feel like I need to buy the video for archival purposes, but my stomach hurts thinking about it.

don’t do it.

Firstly as a smart consumer you should vote with your wallet and make sure Hailey understands that we are only interested him giving the wedge down to kevin.

secondly. I honest to God think you’ll be the only person to actually purchase that. Maybe kevin but I do not want Haley to think that this is a profitable endeavor for him.

I’m away from my computer right now but I snapped a screenshot of Haley posting selfie‘s looking absolutely rough as hell. like they honestly look like candid shot someone else took but they were actually posted by Haley himself (I needless to say kevin was in the comments spamming heart emojis).

 

[Yamamura]

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I'm wondering if this person was actually diagnosed as a psychopath or it's just the conclusion after thinking, "I don't really give a shit about other people's feelings. Am I just an asshole? No, I must be a psychopath. Yeah that's it". But then again to believe an actual psychopath would troon out isn't that unbelievable. Plus when it comes to presenting yourself with mental illnesses to gain sympathy, you usually go for quirky friendly ones like OCD or autism, not psychopathy.

Kevin's response however is just . "I don't want to live in a world where that's considered shocking". Kevin you don't want to live in a world where half the things you do are considered shocking.

 

[moonchild]

Friendly reminder that when Kevin speaks about "getting wet" he either pissed himself in his diaper, or it is precum from his ruined dick.
Also, online ERP is generally pathetic and weird, but this one is so deep down the coomer-(am)hole that it is actually pretty hard to understand.

Seriously, show a moderately trans-supporting normie this, sexual fantasies about being a pool-toy impregnated with eggs by a tentacle, and watch them react with a statement close to this.

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considering most troons are commies and have an obsession with "fighting nazis", I can only imagine Kevin and crew on the eastern front. does the battlefield of stalingrad have a dilation room?

But then again to believe an actual psychopath would troon out isn't that unbelievable. Plus when it comes to presenting yourself with mental illnesses to gain sympathy, you usually go for quirky friendly ones like OCD or autism, not psychopathy.

I've noticed that a lot of troons seem to have low empathy, and trouble considering the feelings of others. I just chalked it down to autism, but psychopath could be another possibility

 

[Pizdec]

considering most troons are commies and have an obsession with "fighting nazis", I can only imagine Kevin and crew on the eastern front. does the battlefield of stalingrad have a dilation room?

The problem I see in that, is Kevin and most of the other troons will be too busy raiding med tents to find estrogen.

 

[Law]

I'll give Kevin credit for accidentally stumbling into the best way to handle it when someone you know suddenly tells you they have APD. "Oh, no big deal," you say, and then go talk to someone else.

Is Kevin an accidental master of the grey rock technique? Or is he just a boring, immature, boorish man with no personality or core values?
Psych Sperg: "Gray rock" refers to avoiding the predations of narcissists and other high-conflict individuals by appearing as boring and un-dramatic as possible. And transwomen ARE narcissistic, NPD and AGP share a huge overlap in traits and presentation.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Is Kevin an accidental master of the grey rock technique? Or is he just a boring, immature, boorish man with no personality or core values?
Psych Sperg: "Gray rock" refers to avoiding the predations of narcissists and other high-conflict individuals by appearing as boring and un-dramatic as possible. And transwomen ARE narcissistic, NPD and AGP share a huge overlap in traits and presentation.

It's weird KevKev would employ gray rock as a troon himself tho, seeing as it takes too much self discipline and he could probably spend less energy by outnarcing the narc trying to latch on.

Granted he's not the worst troon we've seen in terms of NPD-AGP overlap, but he's definitely not pleasant to deal with himself if he gets butthurt enough to vague about getting autoblocked by toy-collector women-type strangers on Twatter.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

I’m away from my computer right now but I snapped a screenshot of Haley posting selfie‘s looking absolutely rough as hell. like they honestly look like candid shot someone else took but they were actually posted by Haley himself (I needless to say kevin was in the comments spamming heart emojis).

You mean this?

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Cosmetic choices aside, there really is something not quite right about his face/head isn't there?

ETA Oh fuck look at this one as well, most unfortunate.


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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

ETA Oh fuck look at this one as well, most unfortunate.

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LOL oh my god, why did he angle his head like that so you can see the top? Is that his downie sex tinkle buddy in the back?

 

[Quiet Dignity]

LOL oh my god, why did he angle his head like that so you can see the top? Is that his downie sex tinkle buddy in the back?

No this is Mx Claire, an infinitely more confident and proactive troon than the giggling piss blob, and with a STUPENDOUS Chadly jaw and side-shave on him. The giggling piss blob is apparently called @somedumbbinch (sic), which is not currently an active Twitter account.

 

[Old Fart]

Was aber ist deine Pflicht? Die Forderung des Tages - Goethe

Ich hab' keine Lust meine Pflicht zu erfüllen! Für mich nicht, für dich nicht, ich hab' keine Pflicht! - Nina Hagen

Wait, so it IS true?!
Also everyone should stop drinking diet soda, it’s absolutely terrible for you

Not quite, because formaldehyde (methanal) does not contain bromine.

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I have never heard about a legit psychopath admitting their condition openly. And if you ever have run into one, you would surely not react with, oh well, we're all different, live and let live is what I say. Because true psychopaths are manipulative and scary.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

All right fellow speds, I did a bit of research (read: 15 minutes of googling) and the "diet soda formaldehyde" shit has nothing to do with brominated vegetable oil. There is this type of artificial sweetener called aspartame that when digested breaks down into a couple of amino acids (what proteins are made of) and formaldehyde. However, your body gets rid of the formaldehyde before it can do any harm because of how little of the sweetener is needed to make the drink sweet. So unfortunately, Kevin won't die of formaldehyde poisoning after drinking a couple of dews.

Edit: I guess it's also important to note that normal Mountain Dew doesn't contain aspartame, so...

 

[Law]

I gotta say, Hailey the Special Needs Clown Hooker has really impressive hair re-growth considering he was balding with dry, see-through hair before.

Do his state-funded caregivers know about his online habits? If he needs weekly visits from a caregiver why is he flying out to meet Kevin and go a-whoring?

Hailey is the most disturbing Tranch-adjacent person in this thread, imo. He creeps me out more that Jarrod/Josie.

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

However, your body gets rid of the formaldehyde before it can do any harm

But, if the amhole closes (and the seventh seal is broken), his body won't be able to remove it.
Then, we may yet see...
DEATH BY MOUNTAIN DEWIE

Spoiler: Idea for a poll

So, I had a retarded idea for a new poll, either here or on the tranch thread. What if we ran a sort of death pool on how we think the troon troops will meet their ultimate end. Will there be a massive EMP explosion, will the tranch sink into the mud, will the Alpacas become carnivorous and consume their former overlords, will the amhole seal up, will the ATF strike, will the Transformers gain sentience, will Wedge's asshole finish expanding and condense into a black hole and consume the world, or will the dimensional merge finally occur. I don't know man, there just seems to be a lot of speculation over the end times, so I came up with this shit and posted it here, since we have no poll right now, and the poll over on that thread is really old (and a lot of us probably read both threads, despite the spergery over there sometimes), capiche