The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Fields Of Rye]

DOUBLE EXHAUST

NIGGA

DOUBLE EXHAUST

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

 

[Meat Target]

Right away Blackwell's attacking the witness's partiality.

If the law is on your side, argue the law. If the facts are on your on your side, argue the facts. If neither are on your side, attack the witness.

 

[TheClappening]

Damn he's going hard in the paint against this witness.

Has Nelson done anything like this?

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Wait a minute

He's not arguing ANY of the coronary stuff

Pretty big foul up from the Defense on not knowing it's a hybrid, but the carbon monoxide was such a fringe theory anyway

 

[Sugar Puppet]

Blackwell is seething

 

[7he47r0n]

If the law is on your side, argue the law. If the facts are on your on your side, argue the facts. If neither are on your side, attack the witness.

Only the expert has already made him emotional when he asked about the exhausts. You can hear the prosecutor take in short intakes of breath. That's a sign of growing nervousness.

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Wait a minute

He's not arguing ANY of the coronary stuff

Pretty big foul up from the Defense on not knowing it's a hybrid, but the carbon monoxide was such a fringe theory anyway

It still serves towards the goal of providing reasonable doubt, aka "plausibility"

We don't know if the hybrid was running on gas or not at the time.

 

[Top Skink]

Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

Prosecution will reveal a never before seen video in which chauvin, smiling, pulls a comically sized cartoon anvil out of his pocket and drops it on floyd's neck, whose neck extends a foot out and eyes pop out of his head while going "YOW YOW YOW YEEEEEE-OUCH"

 

[Soda Can]

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

MASSIVE WHITE MAN BALLS

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"You're not a dental hygienist! YOU CAN'T TELL US THAT WASN'T A TOOTH!"

I MUST have misheard, wtf did he ask him if he was?

 

[7he47r0n]

The expert is British, Mr. Blackwell. He's been dealing with passive-aggresiveness and petty jabs since elementary school, so you won't catch him off-balance with those tactics.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Definitely time to bring literal Nazi medicine into it.

Fun fact: A lot of Jews and others were killed by tractor engines venting into a confined space.

 

[Top Skink]

>pros is saying "you can't prove the car was on so you have to act like it wasn't"
>flipping burden of proof in most obvious way and not doing the obvious "lol carbon monoxide didn't kill him retard"

did i have a stroke?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

Lotta these

 

[Roybertitos]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"You're not a dental hygienist! YOU CAN'T TELL US THAT WASN'T A TOOTH!"

Doesn't the guy who performs the autopsy take note of how many teeth he had at time of death? I mean, if he just lost a tooth the day he died I'd imagine someone would have taken note of that. There were half-chewed percs on his seat for Christ's sake, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to apply Occam's Razor on what was likely in his mouth.

 

[Meat Target]

They're gonna argue it was acktchually food

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

They're gonna argue it was acktchually food

I think they’re going for chiclets specifically

 

[Celebrate Nite]

"Your honor, CLEARLY GF was chewing on a Tic-Tac!"

 

[Ari Gold]

Who's to say he wasn't popping pills in the store?

Edit: Yes, this line of questioning is totally not confusing the jury.