The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Carbonation Grimace]

If they say it was part of the banana I'm gonna lose my shit

 

[Niggernerd]

Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

All dat weight from his hate and evil alone!

 

[7he47r0n]

All dat weight from his hate and evil alone!

George Floyd was crushed by the weight of Mr. Chauvin's white privilege.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

"I want the TOOTH!"

"You can't handle the tooth!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

>pros is saying "you can't prove the car was on so you have to act like it wasn't"
>flipping burden of proof in most obvious way and not doing the obvious "lol carbon monoxide didn't kill him retard"

This is why the scattershot defense works. They're going to spend a fucking hour arguing about where a chicklet got to.

And the jury is left with the idea that both sides agree that he had something white in his mouth when he got out of the car, and the prosecution says with no evidence that it might have been a piece of gum, while the defense says it was definitely a pill because there were chewed up pills in the car.

 

[Shartin' Luther]

"You can't handle the tooth!"

Floyd sure couldn't.

 

[Ari Gold]

Hearsay obj?

 

[Merry]

Having another productive day, tl;dr for me fellas. Based Rhodesian on the stand?

 

[MoeChotto]

Blackwell cutting him off just to get the yes/no with no context. Sneaky!

 

[ForTheHoard]

If it was a tooth, how do they explain the chewed up speedball tab they found in the back of the squad car with Floyd's spit all over it?

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

Interesting that the prosecution is asserting that doctors/specialists who treat living patients are more qualified to answer questions about the dead.

I’m sure forensic pathologists everywhere shed a tear.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

This guys arguing him counting the breathes and giving the same answer as the lung guy is bad

 

[Top Skink]

Having another productive day, tl;dr for me fellas. Based Rhodesian on the stand?

cross has only started but so far it's beyond retarded. he's attacking random tidbits, maybe to kill his character, but hasn't done anything against the really damaging evidence defense brought up. he's asked when he came to the US and if he's in a non profit, but not actual influence of carbon monoxide on floyd's lungs or whether that sub-225 means not fatal

but as the saying goes: "If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts; if you have the law on your side, pound the law; if you have neither the facts nor the law, pound the table."

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

This is like if the prosecution asked a NASA scientist if they are strictly a mathematician. Like, no, but their work probably involves a lot of fucking math.

 

[Top Skink]

>he's not a toxicologist so disregard literally everything he says about drugs, but hey ask him detailed questions about brain chemistry, he's a medical examiner so he must know!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

He came to the US in 1991.

100% based.

(And on edit: The prosecutor just asked if vigorous physical confrontation could cause oxygen depletion. Buh buh buh... I thought George Floyd wasn't resisting arrest? Like I said in my last post, the prosecution is inadvertently reinforcing the defense's case.)

 

[MoeChotto]

If it was a tooth, how do they explain the chewed up speedball tab they found in the back of the squad car with Floyd's spit all over it?

Obviously Floyd lost and swallowed a tooth that he was sucking on all day, and the drugs in the car belonged to the cops. Floyd simply spit on them when he was being manhandled and beaten inside the squad car, which was definitely off at the time.

 

[DocMorbis]

Are they seriously trying to imply that Chauvin's 140 lbs + his equipment is equal to over 225 lbs?

What the fuck are you wearing that is 85+ lbs?

Maybe the State is retarded enough to confuse a Army Vet in full combat gear to a City Police Officer on patrol.

 

[JohnDoe]

I feel like the state is still grappling with delivering an effective cross. They keep harping on weird details that don't matter and acting really spazzy.

Maybe they've been chomping on some "chiclets".

 

[WrenchWring]

If you don't exhaust yourself fighting the police you're at a much lower risk of positional asphyxia or suffocation. Case closed, George Floyd caused his own death.