Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Wernology]

Not only has Lucas aged about 10 years in less than 2, his teeth have done the same.

This was from last summer. Like, you can see he's got fillings on his back teeth, but they're still generally there and his upper jaw doesn't look like it's receding from his face.

This was from 4 days ago. I cannot even begin to imagine how it must be enough to knock a bull moose over to have to have him talk to you and smell his breath.

For the new people in the thread, if you were curious about why his front teeth are always straight and not decayed or stained (even if you can see they're filthy af in some of his pics), they're not real. They have composite bonding on them, he says he broke/chipped a few years back. Don't think it's a partial bridge as you can see the roof of his mouth in the top pic and it doesn't look like a bridge.

Plus he'd be too irresponsible to not just straight up lose false teeth that weren't permanently cemented into his mouth.

 

[WonderWino]

Not only has Lucas aged about 10 years in less than 2, his teeth have done the same.

This was from last summer. Like, you can see he's got fillings on his back teeth, but they're still generally there and his upper jaw doesn't look like it's receding from his face.
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This was from 4 days ago. I cannot even begin to imagine how it must be enough to knock a bull moose over to have to have him talk to you and smell his breath.
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For the new people in the thread, if you were curious about why his front teeth are always straight and not decayed or stained (even if you can see they're filthy af in some of his pics), they're not real. They have composite bonding on them, he says he broke/chipped a few years back. Don't think it's a partial bridge as you can see the roof of his mouth in the top pic and it doesn't look like a bridge.

Plus he'd be too irresponsible to not just straight up lose false teeth that weren't permanently cemented into his mouth.

If lucas had dentures I can see him going full grandpa simpsons when losing them:

 

[Twrx]

If lucas had dentures I can see him going full grandpa simpsons when losing them:

I don't think Lucas would lose his dentures, that's something he would have connected to him all the time. The fat fuck is happiest when he's eating, and he would realize, without the dentures he can't comfort eat nonstop. Dude will eat enough food for three people, every time he eats. But, if he did lose them, I think that would be the only thing that would make him kill himself, instead of just suicide baiting.

 

[AnOminous]

They will see Lucas died, update the thread, wipe their ass (unlike Lucas) and go about their day.

And then his thread will get an Inactive tag, and since nobody will care about him any more, probably locked after a couple weeks of "he was a fat scummy pedophile asshole and now he's dead," unlike Terry Davis's thread which will stay open as long as the site to commemorate his legacy.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Anyone know when his last online activity was? @Nobleman have the scoop?

 

[ClownBrew]

He's done this before. He'll be back without explanation one day just roaring away about Jen Zee Greed without missing a beat.

 

[Twrx]

This just popped up on YouTube. This is easily one of the creepiest videos he has ever put out

https://youtu.be/7G0yb3X8-Is

 

[SpiceyHuman]

This just popped up on YouTube. This is easily one of the creepiest videos he has ever put out

https://youtu.be/7G0yb3X8-Is

Theres so much wrong with this video, I dont know where to start.

The thought of a long, cold, jagged shard of ice in my "peehole" physically made me cringe as my vagina imploded and my eggs withered away.

 

[Гиджет]

I truly want to believe that in second best Korea the writers of the kdrama Sisyphus (S1 E1 13:17min) read this thread.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Theres so much wrong with this video, I dont know where to start.

The thought of a long, cold, jagged shard of ice in my "peehole" physically made me cringe as my vagina imploded and my eggs withered away.

I’m not talking about a rectal exam unless that’s what your into girlfriend *shudders* Garden variety creepiness is bad enough but when he inserts his pseudo science and medical speak it’s way more disgusting. I find it hilarious that he thinks he’s being suave by claiming his lust is for scientific research. It’s kind of one of the reasons you hope male gynaecologists are super professional and know how to separate anatomy and eros. In the Middle Ages for those who took vows of chastity they were encouraged to think of their carnal desires in terms of bodily functions of what is going on below the surface so they could in a way medicalize sexuality in their minds, calling a pussy a pee hole is a perfect example of how to force yourself to not be attracted to pussy.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Was thinking of this classic where Lucas eats a pb+j sandwich in the bathroom of HOC while Moonlight Sonata plays in the background and then makes causally racist and demeaning remarks towards Isaac. The dude puts up with a lot of this shit for a reason definitely to take advantage of the Wern’s ineptitude and monthly tugboats. It would be interesting to see Isaac capitalize on the Wern’s infamy with his own YouTube videos a behind the scenes look at the Wern in his natural environment, him chimping out in Motel 6 trying to find his phone and the Wern having Sushi dinner with the gang

 

[Retarded Forever]

What a creep

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Was thinking of this classic where Lucas eats a pb+j sandwich in the bathroom of HOC while Moonlight Sonata plays in the background and then makes causally racist and demeaning remarks towards Isaac. The dude puts up with a lot of this shit for a reason definitely to take advantage of the Wern’s ineptitude and monthly tugboats. It would be interesting to see Isaac capitalize on the Wern’s infamy with his own YouTube videos a behind the scenes look at the Wern in his natural environment, him chimping out in Motel 6 trying to find his phone and the Wern having Sushi dinner with the gang

He always laughs nervously and says "Just kidding" after one of his racist zingers.

Even though, as we all know, he's NOT AT ALL kidding, and he's let out some genuine rage towards Isaac on several occasions.

As expected, his phone serves as a proxy for the anger he's too scared to direct at a child HALF HIS AGE.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I’m not talking about a rectal exam unless that’s what your into girlfriend *shudders* Garden variety creepiness is bad enough but when he inserts his pseudo science and medical speak it’s way more disgusting. I find it hilarious that he thinks he’s being suave by claiming his lust is for scientific research. It’s kind of one of the reasons you hope male gynaecologists are super professional and know how to separate anatomy and eros. In the Middle Ages for those who took vows of chastity they were encouraged to think of their carnal desires in terms of bodily functions of what is going on below the surface so they could in a way medicalize sexuality in their minds, calling a pussy a pee hole is a perfect example of how to force yourself to not be attracted to pussy.

His complete misunderstanding of human reproduction is more laughable but also terrifying when you realize how it "cock-blocks" his own plot to impregnate a woman.
Even if he somehow managed to get a woman to fuck, he would end up giving her internal bleeding + MRSA long before getting his semen in the right hole.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

His complete misunderstanding of human reproduction is more laughable but also terrifying when you realize how it "cock-blocks" his own plot to impregnate a woman.
Even if he somehow managed to get a woman to fuck, he would end up giving her internal bleeding + MRSA long before getting his semen in the right hole.
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This is what I imagine the Wern thinks lovemaking looks like except without the glove

 

[Free the Pedos]

I'm probably really on this, but YT recommended me this video from about a week ago with my favorite Wern content: rapid fire, nonsensical, non-rhyming rap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=updWE3TWUTY

 

[Josef Mengele]

I love this video, it really shows how volatile he is when he is having a manic episode. It furthermore, shows his flawed logic, screaming on the streets of Spokane at the top of his lungs with nobody around, is going to portray him as an ally and would make him desirable as a "mate". It also shows how outraged and destructive he can be, not to mention the funniest moment was him running out of breath when saying "classist".

I also love this video, Lucas goes from being all confident and having a tremendous amount of swagger, to being a bitch boy, just like almost every guy who got caught by Chris Hansen. It is great how @Jeremiah the Bullfrog interviewed him! Pointed questions, open ended a great mix of listening and grilling. It was also one of the Wern's signature chimp outs IMO. Not to mention he sperged out in the comments section, while on his humiliating bus ride home!

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

I love this video, it really shows how volatile he is when he is having a manic episode. It furthermore, shows his flawed logic, screaming on the streets of Spokane at the top of his lungs with nobody around, is going to portray him as an ally and would make him desirable as a "mate". It also shows how outraged and destructive he can be, not to mention the funniest moment was him running out of breath when saying "classist".

Was that the rant that resulted in him getting medicated the first time?

 

[Loosey Goosey]

Right now is about the time I was introduced to Wernology last year. Looking back, I think regardless of whatever point in his different chapters I would have been introduced, this last year would still be my favorite so far. So many noteworthy events, instant classic videos and chimpouts. Since he seems to be on another content hiatus and the thread goes into another reflective period, I'm curious at what point in wernology you were introduced and what it was that was entertaining enough that made you want to tune into his insanity regularly?

 

[Trainwreck]

Was that the rant that resulted in him getting medicated the first time?

No, this one was in early July 2020. If I recall correctly, this is the one that got him a ticket and banned from the park. He hasn't been medicated for quite some time.