DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Third_World_Detractor]

So you didn't tell your wife about this or she didn't tell you? I thought you guys are best buddies Dave.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

DSP: "I CAN'T SIT ON HOLD ALL FUCKING DAY FOR THE VACCINE, DOOD, I HAVE TO STREAM FOR MY JAHB."
Also DSP: brings the stream to a screeching halt immediately and sits off-camera on his lemon PC bitching at a helpdesk representative every single time Twitch/StreamElements/StreamLabs/etc goes down or tempbans him

I have to wonder what incentive would be necessary to get Phil off of his ass and put in the grand total of 15 minutes' worth of effort (not including driving time to vaccination sites as that is Kat's responsibility) to get vaccinated. An IHOP gift card? $100 direct deposit into his Paypal? KiwiFarms' permanent closure? A month-long supply of Tanqueray? His cult paypigs writing him in as sole benefactor in all of their wills/life insurance policies and then committing a mass suicide ritual?

 

[Alxmir23]

How does Phil know he needs to sit on the phone for hours when he hasnt even tried yet? This whole vaccine situation is so fucking autistic it hurts.

better yet what stops him from being on hold with the vaccine people when working. put it on speaker phone,play the game and if they start speaking,answer. hes at home all day playing games and cant even leave phone on side on hold. he thinks he has to put phone on ear all the time or what

 

[Iron Hamster]

better yet what stops him from being on hold with the vaccine people when working. put it on speaker phone,play the game and if they start speaking,answer. hes at home all day playing games and cant even leave phone on side on hold. he thinks he has to put phone on ear all the time or what

You would think he'd use the opportunity to prove he's a mature adult and not the childrens entertainer he is.

 

[ElevenYearBeggacy]

I hope DSP dies of covid.

Your power level is showing. Relax, why kill off a source of endless entertainment.

 

[Detractor#38657]

People above missed this, so I'm posting it:
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YES YOU DO, YOU FAGGOT, YOUR WORK IS TO SIT DOWN ON YOUR ASS AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES. YOU CAN JUST STOP THE STREAM.

If there's an issue with tips the stream comes to an immediate dead stop, if he needs to "do his taxes" he's late for however long, if jasper woke him up this morning we need to delay the stream ffs. Yet this is impossible bc of "my schedule". He does not have a schedule. He is held accountable by absolutely no one and he fucking knows this, hell he'll brag about it whenever he talks about how *great* things are going right now. This is such a non-issue for so many reasons it's fucking hilarious. What a perpetual victim he is.

 

[BlackDragoons]

"TrappinIntheTrap just cheered 51 bits and said "Phil, it's okay if you miss a single stream, maybe even a whole day! It's better for you to be safe than to have the full schedule""
"Well, um actually, me getting the vaccine wouldn't make me safer immediately since I would need two, you would know that if you were an adult. Plus I don't even go out that much, duhuhuhuhhuh."
"TrappinintheTrap cheered again and said "well then why does it fucking matter whether or not you get the shot now? Stop being a victim.""
"Alright that's it, you're fucking out of here, you can be a victim of me shitting on your head on the way out. ACKACKACK!"

Man I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

 

[Penix]

I'd much rather have a handful of paypigs kick the bucket than philly boy, at least then we get some actual content

 

[NotValKilmer]

Not sure why he can't do it during a stream. It would probably take the same amount of time as his tipquisitions.

And be twice as entertaining

 

[fuckshitsnake]

I'd much rather have a handful of paypigs kick the bucket than philly boy, at least then we get some actual content

But would we really? Phil's faggot paypigs are a dime a dozen. Some of us in this thread seem to care infinitely more about them than he does. If a substantial amount of his paypigs died off, he'd maybe blubber a "Huh, usually that one guy is here to tip me but he isn't... fucking trolls must've filled his head with lies, dood." and then forget about them entirely after that point, while the squeaking of new wheelchairs rolling in to replace them are heard in the chat. Thus, the cycle begins anew, as it always has.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I'd much rather have a handful of paypigs kick the bucket than philly boy, at least then we get some actual content

so apparently some of my biggest fans and mohds have all died recently
that's sad
anyway i need tips...

 

[john_g]

he treats his stream like a 9-5 job. thats why he is so unflexiable.he hates it and his viewers/customers.

 

[Genichiro]

but if Phillip boi gets vaccine, how long his overcooked noodle arm is going to be sore from the shots ? He is weak and soft, it will hurt.

Jaxx better stop saving for the next GI banner dood, cause phil's gonna need that overtime tip for not being able to play and bitch !!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

No. He named himself after the Crazy Town song 'Darkside'. He wanted a catchy 3 letter moniker like the Pro-wrestler Rob Van Dam (RVD). He changed the 'i' to a 'y' because he didn't want people thinking he was some faggy limp-wristed Star Wars nerd, even though he likes Star Wars just fine.
Phil legitimately liked the band Crazy Town.

Name origin story timestamped @ 2m15s

The song he thought was badass and named himself after

Naming yourself after a one-hit wonder that no one respects anymore.

Yep, that’s Phil.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Goddamn, he really throwing this big of a tantrum because every single website didn't update the split second midnight rolled over into the date he is finally eligible for the vaccine in his area? Literally a 'WHERE DO I GET IN LINE FOR THE VACCINE?!? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!!!'

This is some spastic shit Phil. Stop crying and finish drinking yourself to sleep.

I like how he thought the vaccine becoming available to everyone was like a game launch. Just gotta go at midnight! What, you mean new shipments don't come in at midnight and more weren't suddenly made available?!

What a fucking dispshit, places are only open to schedule more appointments during the day DSP. Best part is he doesn't even need to miss any of his stream he just needs to wake up early (I know, the horror) but he can't even do that because of those late gin nights.

 

[Optimus Prime]

So what exactly is causing this absolute psychosis? Is this sheer schedule autism where he cannot process more changes and adaptations? Does he want a victim narrative this bad and thinks this is some kind of angle? Is he scared of the vaccine and this is performance art to overcompensate? He asked why people kept bringing it up on the night stream and then gin tweets about it into the night, so he's to a point where he doesn't want to address it in person, but wants to have a breakdown on Twitter. This one is getting bizarre even by his standards.

I'd say it's a perfect storm of all of Phil's self-caused problems rolling into one, because it's reality knocking on his door with his own potential life on the line and he's effectively stuck in his own lies.

He hates driving so he requires Kat to do it...but her schedule is constantly in flux so already he's off balance.

He hates doctors because he hates people telling him to do things he doesn't want to do like eat better and exercise...so he avoids hospitals like the plague.

And as much as he hates his self-imposed job, he hates the idea that every minute he isn't streaming on his schedule due to a reason that also isn't self-imposed like a hangover, that's money he isn't potentially earning.

Oh, and he also fucking hates everybody that is not himself. He probably knows full well that after getting one of the vaccines, which would require waiting in line for a few minutes, he is going to be required to sit around other people for 15 minutes because that's how they're checking for any negative reactions. Phil can't stand being around other people anymore. Frankly? I think he's scared and he doesn't know how to handle it, because it's just a web of lies he's concocted to make himself seem so perfect. The narrative can not be questioned (even if it's effectively swiss cheese with all the holes easily found in it)...but everybody's getting it and Phil hates looking like he's out of place of modern society for all that he doesn't actively take part in it besides taking tardbucks as Scopely's middleman.

he treats his stream like a 9-5 job. thats why he is so unflexiable.he hates it and his viewers/customers.

A gilded cage of his own design.

 

[Equinox_]

He can just schedule his vaccine during his wwe champions breaks, sorry excuse me, “bathroom breaks”. On the day of the appointment just delay the stream since it might take a whole hour at worst to get your shot. 30 or so minutes of waiting and the 15 minutes to wait after to make sure you don’t die of an allergic reaction.

Then you can get home...stream. Probably bitch about how much your arm hurts for pity bucks, and then take the day off the next day since feel like shit...more pity bucks so you can spin a story about how you felt like you were going to die.

 

[Coke Zero]

He can just schedule his vaccine during his wwe champions breaks, sorry excuse me, “bathroom breaks”. On the day of the appointment just delay the stream since it might take a whole hour at worst to get your shot. 30 or so minutes of waiting and the 15 minutes to wait after to make sure you don’t die of an allergic reaction.

Then you can get home...stream. Probably bitch about how much your arm hurts for pity bucks, and then take the day off the next day since feel like shit...more pity bucks so you can spin a story about how you felt like you were going to die.

We haven't even reached the point where he has to try to fit this vaccine into his busy schedule, he's too incompetent to even make a phone call to get started with the scheduling.

 

[Alxmir23]

You would think he'd use the opportunity to prove he's a mature adult and not the childrens entertainer he is.

mature adults budget their time,their money and multi task. phil is incapable of that. hes even incapable of speaking coherently and playing games at the same time

 

[PyroAlert]

Guys, Phil is a massive liar and idiot about these Covid-19 vaccines. My entire family, including in laws and their children, have all received their first dose of Phizer within the last month. We are all in Washington and we used the state website to locate open appointments that took each of us less than 5 minutes to fill out online.

There is no phone number to call. You simply are shown open appointments within 15 miles of your zip code. Then the site redirects you to the pharmacy you want. Then you fill out that pharmacy’s very basic form, and they confirm your appointment. They auto schedule your 2nd dose as well! It’s that simple.

Somehow, some way, Phil cannot do this. He cannot figure out how to click on schedule appointment. He doesn’t know his own zip code. He still needs a metal claw to help pick things off the floor. He is calling pharmacies at 1 AM and getting confused why nobody is answering.

I have been following Phil for a long time. He is always doing and saying dumb things. But this is a new level of dumb ass from him. Washington state is not behind and there are no problems with the distribution. At this rate, the entire state will be 80% vaccinated by June 1st but somehow Phil will fuck this up and be unable to get his vaccine until 2022.

Can someone please ship Phil back to Connecticut?!