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In 50 years time this is going to be seen as vanilla.
What happened to missionary position under the covers with the lights off? Must the troons keep searching for bigger and "better" cooms with their degenerate fetishes? If so, what's next? Maybe our next poll can help us predict what Kevin's next coping fetish is. I'm gonna guess it'll be being turned into a anthropomorphic pregnant bimbo washing machine against his will. :tomgirl:
 
What happened to missionary position under the covers with the lights off? Must the troons keep searching for bigger and "better" cooms with their degenerate fetishes? If so, what's next? Maybe our next poll can help us predict what Kevin's next coping fetish is. I'm gonna guess it'll be being turned into a anthropomorphic pregnant bimbo washing machine against his will. :tomgirl:
Nope, he's allergic to chores, there's no way he'd fetishize one.
 
Some sped's Unicron toy arrived broken in the mail. Keyryn doesn't know whether his $700 toy is intact, as he hasn't opened the box yet
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Penny hints Kevryn's transformer addiction is out of control. Hint goes straight over Kevryn's head
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"The next big TF I wanna buy when there's money is Unite Warriors Bruticus,"
I find it funny Kevryn doesn't say "when I get my money" or "when I get paid" or something like that. Just "when there's money".
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ETA: never forget - "my collecting habits were absolutely a result of trying to cope with dysphoria and depression"
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"I've ALWAYS wondered if it's a sign that a person is having some trouble on a really deep level"
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"For me it was something that gave my life meaning in an otherwise meaningless life"
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"something to focus on to drown out the pain"
Kevin you are not a slut. Sluts get laid.

You're just a pervert.
 
Would I be correct in believing there's no known evidence of Wedge ever engaging in a physical heterosexual relationship? Like there's no known evidence this dude has ever been with a woman, right? Someone thought they found some earlier but it ended up being another troon.

I think it's distinctly possible Wedge has never boinked a real girl. Not something that really matters at all, maybe just an interesting thing to help understand these creatures.

To the best of our knowledge, Wedge is a male gay prostitute and has been so from birth.

Kevin you are not a slut. Sluts get laid.

You're just a pervert.

Perhaps he's confusing 'slut' with 'sloth'. Which would be an insult to the latter.
 
Some sped's Unicron toy arrived broken in the mail. Keyryn doesn't know whether his $700 toy is intact, as he hasn't opened the box yet
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Penny hints Kevryn's transformer addiction is out of control. Hint goes straight over Kevryn's head
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"The next big TF I wanna buy when there's money is Unite Warriors Bruticus,"
I find it funny Kevryn doesn't say "when I get my money" or "when I get paid" or something like that. Just "when there's money".
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ETA: never forget - "my collecting habits were absolutely a result of trying to cope with dysphoria and depression"
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"I've ALWAYS wondered if it's a sign that a person is having some trouble on a really deep level"
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"For me it was something that gave my life meaning in an otherwise meaningless life"
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"something to focus on to drown out the pain"
I don't follow Kevin's logic here. Does he think his toy works like a Schrodinger's cat, where it remains broken and unbroken at the same time until he opens the box? I refuse to believe that for a toy worth $700 and was purchased through the premium Hasbro Plus service (or whatever it's called), the toy doesn't come with some type of extended warranty. Either way finding out sooner than later to lodge a complaint is better in all cases because Hasbro's priority to fix it will decrease with time. Also it's funny that Kevin's decision to just give up before even knowing there's an issue was because of some friend's dubious sounding personal anecdote that Hasbro sent him another broken toy as compensation.

Actually the fact that Kevin doesn't hesitate to believe what someone on the internet said, without a second thought, might explain a lot of decisions he's made leading up to this point in his life.
 
I don't follow Kevin's logic here. Does he think his toy works like a Schrodinger's cat, where it remains broken and unbroken at the same time until he opens the box? I refuse to believe that for a toy worth $700 and was purchased through the premium Hasbro Plus service (or whatever it's called), the toy doesn't come with some type of extended warranty. Either way finding out sooner than later to lodge a complaint is better in all cases because Hasbro's priority to fix it will decrease with time. Also it's funny that Kevin's decision to just give up before even knowing there's an issue was because of some friend's dubious sounding personal anecdote that Hasbro sent him another broken toy as compensation.

Actually the fact that Kevin doesn't hesitate to believe what someone on the internet said, without a second thought, might explain a lot of decisions he's made leading up to this point in his life.
His whole story is bullshit and there just to cause drama conversations as his life is that vapid. It's easier now than ever to document and make legitimate shipping damage claims which the vendor would recoup from the shipper. They would send a replacement of what was damaged, not some other, unrelated item.
 
I don't follow Kevin's logic here.

Good.

More seriously, this might make a good distinction between "hoarder" and "collector." If Kevin were a collector, he'd want to see the damn thing. I know that when I buy a book, I can't wait to flip through it, even if I can't read it right then.

Kevin bought it, so now he has no interest in it.
 
Alright, which one of you kiwis, wait I'm sorry, K*F* board members got fingered by Wedge? For a guy with a self-proclaimed humiliation fetish, he sure is fragile.
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Penny hints Kevryn's transformer addiction is out of control. Hint goes straight over Kevryn's head
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Penny: Jesus Christ, don't you have enough fucking toys already? We are swimming in this shit. We had to dig one of the dead lamb out of that pile. You must have every character by now.

Kevin: Wow, Mistress really admires my collection. I'll really impress her with my next shipment 💕

Kevin is so fucking inconsiderate. And I don't think it's his autism. He's just an asshole.
 
Perhaps he's confusing 'slut' with 'sloth'. Which would be an insult to the latter.

slut (n.)

c. 1400, "a dirty, slovenly, or untidy woman," according to OED "Of doubtful origin," but probably cognate with dialectal German Schlutt "slovenly woman," dialectal Swedish slata "idle woman, slut," and Dutch slodde "slut," slodder "a careless man," but the exact relationship of all these is obscure. Chaucer uses sluttish (late 14c.) in reference to the appearance of an untidy man.
 
Some sped's Unicron toy arrived broken in the mail. Keyryn doesn't know whether his $700 toy is intact, as he hasn't opened the box yet
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Penny hints Kevryn's transformer addiction is out of control. Hint goes straight over Kevryn's head
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"The next big TF I wanna buy when there's money is Unite Warriors Bruticus,"
I find it funny Kevryn doesn't say "when I get my money" or "when I get paid" or something like that. Just "when there's money".
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ETA: never forget - "my collecting habits were absolutely a result of trying to cope with dysphoria and depression"
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"I've ALWAYS wondered if it's a sign that a person is having some trouble on a really deep level"
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"For me it was something that gave my life meaning in an otherwise meaningless life"
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"something to focus on to drown out the pain"
Kevin really needs to clean his keyboard. Look at the layer of grease coating his keys.
Yeah wedge ain’t selling the video anymore. He blocked me (:_(
Alright, which one of you kiwis, wait I'm sorry, K*F* board members got fingered by Wedge? For a guy with a self-proclaimed humiliation fetish, he sure is fragile.
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I found him.
 
I'm honestly curious as to how he knows that user's a member of the New Zealand Agricultural Society or why he thinks a website that's known for not interfering with lolcows would interfere with a lolcow.
Someone upthread just admitted recently being blocked by him. Even Wedge could calculate that one...

...but only if he scrutinises this thread.
 
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