The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

Outcome?

  • Guilty of Murder

    Votes: 75 7.6%
  • Not Guilty of Murder (2nd/3rd), Guilty of Manslaughter

    Votes: 397 40.0%
  • Full Acquittal

    Votes: 221 22.3%
  • Mistrial

    Votes: 299 30.1%

  • Total voters
    992
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If there is a mistrial, then that just means we have to do this all over again, right? Would Nelson want to subject himself to that torment, or would it be a good idea because he would get a chance for a do-over while knowing exactly what tricks the prosecution will pull?

Nelson must feel like he's seeded the jury with reasonable doubt, and my thinking on this is due to the fact that he only called witnesses for what, two days? IIRC there were a bunch of people on Tuesday including the use-of-force expert and then Based Rhodesian was the only witness yesterday. I am surprised that he didn't call a midget cardiologist of his own, but maybe he felt like deep dicking the prosecution's guy on the cross was enough. And Nelson's power move was always going to be shitting up the prosecution's case and getting them to look like clowns playing whack-a-mole with shit like whether Squad 320 was running or not.

There are a lot of questions that I guess we will never get answers to. Did we ever get anyone to say whether Floyd pissed himself or not? Did anyone ever testify about whether Floyd busted his lip in the back of the car? What happened with the week-long hospital stay? But I guess if there's a mistrial or the case goes to appeal then Nelson's got some dry powder for that. Or maybe it's a 4D chess move where the jury is going to be sitting there thinking about all the loose strings (really, was that squad car running or not???) and they're going to pin the blame for a lot of that shit on the prosecution.

My overall impression is that Nelson came off as polite to the witnesses (even when they were beclowning themselves), tried to keep his questions straightforward and to the point, and didn't waste everyone's time. I think most importantly, he didn't try to come off like he was smarter (i.e. "better") than anyone on the stand. Yeah, he could drag it out for another week, but that might be counterproductive.

The prosecution, meanwhile, started off strong but spent a lot of their time for the last week and a half making appeals to emotion, using rhetorical tricks, objecting for the sake of objecting, being generally hostile to the witnesses, and going down bunny trails. For example, during yesterday's questioning of Based Rhodesian, the prosecution asked him if he was a pulmonologist and when he said no they asked him how much time he'd spent prior to the trial measuring potential lung volume of an airborne swallow carrying a coconut and all that shit and it's like.... why didn't you ask Felonious all that shit too 'cause you'd get the same answer. It was an attempt to make Based Rhodesian look stupid but it came off as gratuitous.

Chuck Rosenberg on MSNBC has said consistently throughout the trial that the prosecution needs to build their case brick-by-brick, so using the witnesses who were at the scene to introduce evidence worked very well for the prosecution at the outset. The foundation they created was pretty sturdy. They made the assembled crowd seem like a group of well-intentioned citizens who were justifiably upset at what appeared from their limited perspective to be a clear-cut case of police brutality. But then the prosecution got cocky, threw out the blueprints, and are now left with a structure three walls short of a brick shithouse.

Nelson, meanwhile, spent a quarter of the time digging a hole in the ground that's a perfectly good long-drop-cum-tiger-trap.
 
I could be totally off here, but there could be a difference between asphyxiating because there's not enough oxygen in your blood and asphyxiating because there's not enough oxygen going to your brain.

The former automatically means the latter, but the converse doesn't necessarily hold.

If the arteries to the brain were blocked, then you could have the one without the other, but the latter isn't called asphyxia, it would be the "blood choke" that the MMA guy was sperging about.
 
A mistrial might actually be the worst possible outcome here.

The prosecution looks like a bunch of absolute fuckups, and there could well be extrajudicial bullshit carried out by angry people against the people involved.

Never mind that neither side is actually vindicated in any sense here, a mistrial potentially turns what was already a powder keg into a fucking nuclear bomb.
 
Any idea what George Floyd's brother is eating recently?

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So have we confirmed one way or another that we won't wake up tomorrow to a Mistrial announcement? Because it's not gonna happben but christ it'd be funny if it did.
The prosecution won't ask for a mistrial on their own error, and defense may try to get a not-guilty and then if they don't get it request a mistrial on appeal? I have no idea how this stuff works.
 
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