Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way

If/when Derich steals his parents' credit card, what will he spend on?

  • A youtube membership so he can talk in Phil's chat

    Votes: 175 27.3%

  • Porn and thots

    Votes: 466 72.7%
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
HOLD ON JUST A SECOND!
"hope you have fun having your ass pounded too"
"having your ass pounded too"
DERICH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WWE Champion said:
Btw, Derich Watch on Twitter has the theory, that Derich did block Jackie. Indications for that are the lack of interactions in the last days. Maybe Derich feared that Jackie would drag him down with himself on his quest of getting social media interactions with porn actors and actresses.
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Just seen Derich reply to a
Jackie tweet so they're still coomrades.

These degenerate perverts gotta stick together bro.
 
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Derichs current twitter antics are so funny in the current dsp lull. It is interesting that Derich is obviously special, but he is aware enough to not bring up his...interests when in DSPs chat, and even with being bombarded daily with 50 bit bitch cheers about Luna Mills, DSP pretends to not know about his tweets.
 
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DerichLovesNWA said:
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Only a matter of time now before Derich who, I reiterate, thinks that porn is real, whips it out in public and tries to fuck some chick.
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Everyone here thinking this absolute chad is a pathetic coomer but meanwhile he is playing 4d chess to get a foot in the industry.

The legend :semperfidelis:
 
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hundredthousand said:
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Derich is now using his real name on his piss drinking, gangbang, transexual coomer account.

So when he applies at another Toys R Us, his employer can google his name and see his illustrious twitter history and be sure that, yes, this is the man for the job.
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Nothing like having a deranged sexual deviant working in a children's store

Pretty Boy Extremism said:
How the hell do you watch hours upon hours of porn every single goddamn day and end up not knowing how some of the most basic sex positions look like?
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You think a big time coomer like Derich is gonna waste his time on some basic bitch vanilla positions like missionary? He's such a commer that he goes straight to freaky stuff
 
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Kumquatacus said:
Nothing like having a deranged sexual deviant working in a children's store


You think a big time coomer like Derich is gonna waste his time on some basic bitch vanilla positions like missionary? He's such a commer that he goes straight to freaky stuff
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Derich whips his cock out at the cash register.
 
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