Orbiter 🐊 TheGatorGamer / Christopher Brian Holloman / "Shannon Gaines" / GatorTimeYT - Ethan Ralph's former schizophrenic lapdog. Paid in pennies to defend his master online. Now emancipated and doxed by Ethan Ralph.

[TriggerMeElmo]

Tim Pool also doesn’t bring on spergs like Rand and Dingo and make them cohosts and Gold Star Callers

Ralph spergs hard enough whenever he has the opportunity to be on InfoWars. If he ever appeared on Tucker Carlson I think we might actually have an on-air heart attack. TUCKER!

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Archive of the /pol/ thread for completeness's sake.

https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/316695152/his-show-is-10x-better-than-tim-pool

https://archive.ph/wip/BYBuI

 

[Jazz never died!]

It's amazing to think that Vee was synonymous with being a pathetic errand boy for his master, delivering his messages, cleaning his messes, etc.
Here we are, 2 years later and Gator has proven to be a million times more pathetic than Vee ever was and his name has become synonymous with the wort kind of janying and simping for his master to the point where he looks like a deranged lunatic that denies reality in front of him.

Here are just a few ways Vee was better than Gaydur:

• Benefitted (greatly) financially from his relationship to Carl
• He did not do it for free/for table scraps
• Actually built his own audience and had his own shows which got him real viewers and donations
• Could stand up for himself and acknowledge when Carl was wrong and/or being an idiot
• Was not afraid to show his hideous gypsy face on cam
• Was never thrown under the bus by Carl
• Even with his annoying gypsy voice, he still sounded better than Gator's skinwalking attempt at copying Metokur mayte
• Knew when it was time to hang up the broom and stop doing Carl's errands
• Did not have paper-thin skin and could banter with people without immediately resorting to blocking his detractors
• Received actual advice from Metokur (and followed it)/closer to being on friendly terms with Metokur than Gaydur will ever be
• Actually has (had?) a relationship with a real life woman
• Was never defined as a human soundboard and laughed at by Metokur

There's more, but that's enough for now, Compared to Gator, Codrin seems like a total winner. At this point someone should write "Gator Facts".

Vee is dumb giving retarted oppinions to his fanatical fans this is embarassing seeing as vee outside of the internet is a successful normal person where as Gator hasn't amounted to much even on the internet and only has a few low ranking ecleb friends who are as embarrassing as him and leach of the gunt. The only funny bit is his impersonation of Metokur and sucking at it while Ralph is screaming GAYDUR!

 

[Vetti]

This is the first time Gator's ever been called based and it's coming from May, the pedophile who now self-identifies as a member of right wing Twitter.

Archive

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

"lol GG was for faggots don't mind my twitter handle, my official alias and the reason why I started talking about politics"

FUCKING BASED!

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is the first time Gator's ever been called based and it's coming from May, the pedophile who now self-identifies as a member of right wing Twitter.
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Mantsu thinks it's based and redpilled to proudly announce your anime gfs bday on twitter. If that's right wing, then consider me Mao Zedong.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Gator definitely huffs fumes, whether it would come from glue, paint, or from Ethan Ralph.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is the first time Gator's ever been called based and it's coming from May, the pedophile who now self-identifies as a member of right wing Twitter.
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Gaydur's the Mundane Matt equivalent of "right wing twitter", one of the fucking gayest phrases I've seen manifested from this battered reptile.

Gator definitely huffs fumes, whether it would come from glue, paint, or from Ethan Ralph.

Ryan Johnson can teach him some gas huffing tricks.

 

[Yidhra]

"lol GG was for faggots don't mind my twitter handle, my official alias and the reason why I started talking about politics"
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FUCKING BASED!

Please dont forget to always archive whenever possible.

Also I swear to Allah that Ralph should just lock up Gaytor in a cage like how his daddy Jim does to Jade so he wont be able to post such retarded takes lol.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Gator definitely huffs fumes, whether it would come from glue, paint, or from Ethan Ralph.

Now introducing our next guest on the Abo Petrol huffing hour

 

[Mr. Manchester]

"lol GG was for faggots don't mind my twitter handle, my official alias and the reason why I started talking about politics"
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I bet he did the Jim voice when he typed that.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

This is the first time Gator's ever been called based and it's coming from May, the pedophile who now self-identifies as a member of right wing Twitter.
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I like the concept of Gator thinking anyone cares enough about him to "cancel" him

 

[Ralphamale]

I like the concept of Gator thinking anyone cares enough about him to "cancel" him

One must be liked to be cancelled. No one likes Gator, not even Ralph.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

One must be liked to be cancelled. No one likes Gator, not even Ralph.

We would welcome Gator if he reformed his life around. And there is still hope for that since the eldest fag is ever so elusive we haven’t been able to gather more clues. He needs to get out while he can. Before he ends up as another Rand bot

 

[Yidhra]

We would welcome Gator if he reformed his life around. And there is still hope for that since the eldest fag is ever so elusive we haven’t been able to gather more clues. He needs to get out while he can. Before he ends up as another Rand bot

Not sure if it is being elusive or straight out being a coward tbh, he is the type of guy that deletes his posts/tweets when the slightest amount of pressure is applied to him. If he were to replace Daru if the dimensional merge happens he would betray Okabe and other lab members to SERN just to get himself killled by the rounders like a nobody lol

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

"lol GG was for faggots don't mind my twitter handle, my official alias and the reason why I started talking about politics"
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I'm sure Gator actually believes this, ignore the fact that his massa got his start as a "journalist" during GG and that they would both defend it to the hilt.

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Fuck me, Gator acts and sounds like he's stuck in 2014. Gator, please, just stop with this whole muh culture war stuff. It's boring and tired and anyone who is still talking about it today needs put out to pasture.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I'm sure Gator actually believes this, ignore the fact that his massa got his start as a "journalist" during GG and that they would both defend it to the hilt.

Fuck me, Gator acts and sounds like he's stuck in 2014. Gator, please, just stop with this whole muh culture war stuff. It's boring and tired and anyone who is still talking about it today needs put out to pasture.

Gator in 2014 was probably 15. Gator seems to be around the same as myself

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Gator in 2014 was probably 15. Gator seems to be around the same as myself

I'm pretty sure he's a fair amount older than you would think.

With that said, if he was 15 in 2014 that would mean that Ralph's closest friend and confidante was a child. Amazing.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Gator in 2014 was probably 15. Gator seems to be around the same as myself

I think he said in the Puerto Rican video he was playing Halo Reach in college, the game came out in 2010 so it's fair to assume Gaydur was born in the early 90s/late 80s at the earliest. While everything in the video is a complete fabrication the timeline seems to make sense to me, in the infamous Knoxville pictures he looks like someone in his late 20s.

Side note: why are all these fucks sucking Jake Paul's dick?

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think he said in the Puerto Rican video he was playing Halo Reach in college, the game came out in 2010 so it's fair to assume Gaydur was born in the early 90s/late 80s at the earliest. While everything in the video is a complete fabrication the timeline seems to make sense to me, in the infamous Knoxville pictures he looks like someone in his late 20s.

Side note: why are all these fucks sucking Jake Paul's dick?

Gator could just be a socially awkward tard who still played halo reach after tons of people moved on.