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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
These men are such narcissists. Obviously sexual abuse in prisons is horrible and should never happen and needs to be stopped.. for everyone. It is not somehow worse because the man being sexually abused "identifies as a woman," which seems to the be the trans narc position on the matter - that their suffering from rape and sexual assault in prison is somehow worse because of their very special identity.

But beyond that, that article.... I mean, they're literally talking about how they need the state to pony up for electrolysis for every trans-identifying inmate, at a cost of thousands of dollars per, because "shaving every day is so hard omg my feels". How narcissistic can you possibly be? There are people in prisons in the US with actual medical problems that go untreated every day, which can lead to complications and even deaths, but no, the real problem here is that a fifty year old man needs to shave his face sometimes!

Finally, anyone wanna bet that dude writes under a pseudonym so that nobody can fact check what his conviction was for?

Guess the tranch will find out soon enough.
 
So, a shemale prison whore wants to camp out at the tranch now? Is there something about Alpacas that just attracts troons for some reason? I ask because the last project like this crashed and burned pretty hard, and while this one obviously will too, it seems to have a bit more longevity for some reason.
It's not the alpacas, it's the promise of a safe space for troons. The alpacas are just the cherry on top. I'm reminded a bit of La Zorra, in a way: a bunch of troons gathering in a desert location with grandiose plans, but those plans failing due to their inexperience, incompetence, and basic stupidity.

As for why it worked for as long as it has, I'd say it's a combination of factors. First, troons have more sympathy these days (because Muh Oppression), so people are more likely to fling money at them. Second, whoever runs the Tranch's social media accounts is better at keeping information that could be damaging to the Tranch's reputation buried from the public eye, and they seem to use our autism to figure out what information needs to be hidden (it's not gonna save you faggots!) Third, they have Kevin flinging $1,000 a month at keeping the Tranch operational.

The worst part about all this (aside from the land destruction and borderline animal abuse) is that it won't end in a bang, but with a whimper, and with maximum damage to the environment and animals as possible- and none of the troons will face any consequences for it.
 
I haven't been keeping up with that thread, who the fuck is Wedge?
Wedge or Hailey is Kevin's 'girlfriend'. He is a low IQ clown prostitute (yes, really) who posts horrible porn on twitter. Kevin paid to have him visit the Tranch before - that time Hailey first went out to fuck another client, and then made porn with Kevin. He willingly licked Kevin's amhole.
He recently had his balls removed too.

The two love birds:
 
Wedge or Hailey is Kevin's 'girlfriend'. He is a low IQ clown prostitute (yes, really) who posts horrible porn on twitter. Kevin paid to have him visit the Tranch before - that time Hailey first went out to fuck another client, and then made porn with Kevin. He willingly licked Kevin's amhole.
He recently had his balls removed too.

The two love birds:
What's his IQ?
 
Wedge or Hailey is Kevin's 'girlfriend'. He is a low IQ clown prostitute (yes, really) who posts horrible porn on twitter. Kevin paid to have him visit the Tranch before - that time Hailey first went out to fuck another client, and then made porn with Kevin. He willingly licked Kevin's amhole.
He recently had his balls removed too.

The two love birds:
This is missing the crucial piece of info that he's known as Wedge because his dick is shaped like a triangle.
 
Wedge or Hailey is Kevin's 'girlfriend'. He is a low IQ clown prostitute (yes, really) who posts horrible porn on twitter. Kevin paid to have him visit the Tranch before - that time Hailey first went out to fuck another client, and then made porn with Kevin. He willingly licked Kevin's amhole.
He recently had his balls removed too.

The two love birds:
As in a prostitute who services clowns or a prostitute who dresses up like a clown when servicing people?

Fucked up either way, but inquiring minds want to know.
 
Their heating goes propane > generator > AC > rectifier/converter > DC > main battery > inverter > AC mains power > another rectifier/converter > DC > another battery in the heater > heat.
God troons are stupid beyond belief. There are solar air heating systems directly powered by solar not even using solar panels.
Like all their other failures when they finally realise how fucked they are they'll move somewhere else and the social media accounts will just never mention the tranch again and carry on like it never happened.
I think they'll claim they were driven out by terrorism from twanzfobic MAGA thugs. And of course, also all of them will immediately accuse each other of rape.
These men are such narcissists. Obviously sexual abuse in prisons is horrible and should never happen and needs to be stopped.. for everyone. It is not somehow worse because the man being sexually abused "identifies as a woman," which seems to the be the trans narc position on the matter - that their suffering from rape and sexual assault in prison is somehow worse because of their very special identity.
I think it's more that anything even remotely resembling a woman in male prison is gonna get raped. But they have protective units for that. Prison isn't fun for anyone, if you don't want to be in prison, try not committing crimes.
 
Holy shit is that an electric storage heater in an off-grid property with a huge propane tank?

They have ... solar powered ... electric heating. (Well they would if the solar worked, instead it's a collection of propane gensets). So if they finally get the solar working again, they will only have a decent amount of electric power when it's sunny, i.e. when they don't need the heaters. Rather than get a propane or oil-fired central heating system they're using fucking electricity to heat the tranch. Their heating goes propane > generator > AC > rectifier/converter > DC > main battery > inverter > AC mains power > another rectifier/converter > DC > another battery in the heater > heat. It's even more stupid than Bonnie's propane-fuelled electric car, at least that charges on DC. Have I missed something or is this really as stupid as it looks?

My head hurts.

EDIT: No it isn't, those are a kind of propane heater I wasn't familiar with. My head feels better now at least.

I know you got your answer, but just general OTG knowledge:

If you did have electric heater & solar (with enough overhead on your solar capacity) is you could run the heaters to raise your house temperature several degrees to keep it from freezing overnight or delay/reduce your non-renewable fuel use (they are not in a forested area, so even a woodburning/woodpellet stove is 'non-renewable')

The TRULY correct way to heat with solar would be use Passive solar heating and water; you pump water to the passive pipes on the roof, heat it and collect it in an insulated tank and use water's high thermal inertia to provide heat over night.
For maximum efficiently, you'd want some form of radiant heating; if you were really on top of things you'd have concrete floors with your pipes run through them, allowing you also use the concrete floor as a thermal sink.

Anyway, the real trick is that if you want to really be actually efficient you're going to have to be used to wide range of temperatures because you need to make your house very warm during the day when you have energy and allow it drop to just above pipe-freezing at night. IE You need to endure some discomfort. And as Alpacaschwitz is overrun with Troons, none of them will want to do that.

Also the viability of this assumes normal people with excess solar capacity (that is, you have extra power you'd be wasting other wise) and not a gaggle of troons each with a 3KW gaming rig and 8 monitors (and a fucking electric car, lol) such that not even 36 acres of solar would be able to meet their electric needs.
 
I think it's more that anything even remotely resembling a woman in male prison is gonna get raped. But they have protective units for that. Prison isn't fun for anyone, if you don't want to be in prison, try not committing crimes.
I don't really agree with the idea that rape is a natural or desirable feature of imprisonment. I think that we need to do whatever we can to minimize and eliminate sexual assault in prisons. It is utterly inhumane and disgusting to just shrug our collective shoulders and go "well, they shouldn't have committed crime." Rape is never okay. Especially not in an institutional environment wherein the state is responsible for the well-being of the incarcerated.

Being in prison is the punishment these people have been given, not being raped. Similar to how the state is responsible for providing food and medical care to prisoners (which is an area we desperately need improvement in as well!), the state is responsible for ensuring that inmates are not sexually assaulted while in custody.

No one deserves to be raped. No matter what they've done. Full stop.

I would also add that it's not an issue of "anything remotely resembling a woman," as men who "identify" as men and are masculine are also sexually assaulted in prison. Many times, the rapist is a guard or warden. This is not an issue that only effects effeminate men, and even if it were, that would not make it permissable.

Anyway, the desperate need of prison reform in the US aside, a trans-identified prisoner who has reported being sexually assaulted multiple times obviously should be moved to a protective unit for his own safety. But that isn't a solid answer for all of the sexual assault that happens in prison.
 
I think they'll claim they were driven out by terrorism from twanzfobic MAGA thugs. And of course, also all of them will immediately accuse each other of rape.
Its gonna be a race to see who does it first. Cause thats what sets the narrative. But since none of them are cis, no allegation is going to stick for long and they'll be back to their grift quickly. Who was that troon lolcow who would constantly move in with people and then accuse them of shit after they were inevitably kicked out?
 
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