Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

fuzzypickles said:
Barney may be a stupid show, but is it really worth getting bent out of shape over? No, it's not. And I'm gonna go on record and say that posting a picture of the creator's house was a pretty shitty thing to do. Couple that with threats to maim and kill her and I think we have grounds to let the police know about this, should we get a hold of his identity.
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I know that he's a college-aged male living somewhere in Canada, likely the suburbs of Toronto. Unfortunately he hasn't revealed anything else about himself. I'm hoping he does because I would not hesitate to report him to the RCMP/FBI/Toronto PD.
 
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This whole thing reminds me of being eight, and trying to seem cool— I remember making up songs about hating/killing Barney, because it was something I thought little kids weren't supposed to be into, so I showed how mature I was by hating it with a burning passion. Is this guy just desperately trying to distance himself from Barney somehow? If so, he has the mentality of an eight year old.
 
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WeebyAutist said:
Is this guy just desperately trying to distance himself from Barney somehow? If so, he has the mentality of an eight year old.
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The first post of this thread has an image of some letter he written saying he hates Barney. That would reinforce the 8 year old mentality since really, who even cares about some mediocre kids show from the 90's?
 
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Ok, fine, if you guys want to actually talk to the "lolcow" himself, here I am.

ZepFloyd94 said:
Hopefully this turd's never listened to ELP, The Alan Parsons Project, Dream Theater, and Peter Gabriel era Genesis.
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Haven't listened to ELP, Alan Parsons or Genesis (or at least a lot). I DID however listen to quite a lot of Dream Theater back in the day when my hatred of Barney didn't seem to dominate my mind. When it did, I immediately stopped listening to them when I realized how the band's keyboardist, Jordan Rudess, had tweeted a PMV (Pony Music Video) called Ponyvarium (based off of Octavarium).
Similar cases are why I stopped listening to Opeth, Ayreon and Devin Townsend.

Peter Gabriel-era Genesis
Ooh, now we're stepping into some harsh territory here. I know Peter Gabriel as the lead singer of Genesis who wore a flower suit at his concerts and played the flute.
This also happens to bear an eerie coincidence to an actual scene from an episode of MLP where Rainbow Dash has a nightmare about "unbearably cute" singing sunflowers that played flute solos.
To top it off, they were singing a song that had the same melody as "I Love You" from Barney. (Yeah, I know it's actually "This Old Man", but goddamn.)

I really didn't know how to react to this scene when I first saw it. I'm not even sure if I can even make a permanent opinion on it, mainly because it's just so puzzling to me, and my opinion will just switch randomly. I really don't know what to think about it.
Perhaps watching it DID kind of make me less reluctant towards looking at MLP shit, mainly because I wanted to see how other people reacted to this scene. It did get me to listen to Sunn O)))'s Black One (as a means of recovery), which actually seems really comforting in comparison.
I can't really feel as angry right now as I did before, actually. Right now, every time I feel angry, it just feels ingenuine or like I'm forcing it out. Of course, this could change, but right now, I'm trying to distract myself so I can avoid having to think about it. And trust me, after seeing those sunflowers, who wouldn't?
 
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Gensdupays said:
Why are you so incredibly violent towards the woman who created Barney? And why do you think people would reward you for murdering her?
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Good question. To be fair, I sort of acted that way impulsively, because I knew the effect that her show had had on me and others (me, mostly). I can't say I feel the will to do it now, considering how I currently have different plans for my life. I thought that she had known what she had done, and did it to mess with the world as it is. I had thought she was the creator of all destruction, the one out to get to me and my life by making the most sterile bullshit possible and use it to infect me.

I thought people would reward me because I knew how other people had hated the series as much as I did. I felt that I would've done the world a favour by doing the thing that everyone thinks of doing but never has the balls of actually doing.
 
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x86x2 said:
Good question. To be fair, I sort of acted that way impulsively, because I knew the effect that her show had had on me and others (me, mostly). I can't say I feel the will to do it now, considering how I currently have different plans for my life. I thought that she had known what she had done, and did it to mess with the world as it is. I had thought she was the creator of all destruction, the one out to get to me and my life by making the most sterile bullshit possible and use it to infect me.

I thought people would reward me because I knew how other people had hated the series as much as I did. I felt that I would've done the world a favour by doing the thing that everyone thinks of doing but never has the balls of actually doing.
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I've seen your posts. You think that going to university and getting a degree will make people see you as rational when you actually decide to do it. Most of the world would see you as a cold-blooded murderer that killed an elderly woman in her own home.

I've also seen you talk about "degenerates" and how you wish you could kill them. So why all of the insistence that you'd never do it?
 
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Gensdupays said:
Why all of the insistence that you'd never do it?
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To be fair, I am a man of many opinions. One problem I have is that I'm very inconsistent with my beliefs, they're always changing depending on my mood. Right now though, I'm trying to get myself to calm down and not think about it.
I'd say that the MLP clip in particular got me to re-evaluate if I really should go about being the way I am.
I can't really feel angry right now, and anger is what had gotten me to be the way I was in the first place. Right now, however, I'm trying to focus more time on things I like, such as Doom, as well as further introspection to inspect how I had gotten this way to begin with.
 
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x86x2 said:
To be fair, I am a man of many opinions. One problem I have is that I'm very inconsistent with my beliefs, they're always changing depending on my mood. Right now though, I'm trying to get myself to calm down and not think about it.
I'd say that the MLP clip in particular got me to re-evaluate if I really should go about being the way I am.
I can't really feel angry right now, and anger is what had gotten me to be the way I was in the first place. Right now, however, I'm trying to focus more time on things I like, such as Doom, as well as further introspection to inspect how I had gotten this way to begin with.
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Is your dream of being a 4chan mod affected at all by this? Because any time you get like this, you always talk about how you wish that you could just be made one so you could do what you wanted.
 
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Is your dream of being a 4chan mod affected at all by this? Because any time you get like this, you always talk about how you wish that you could just be made one so you could do what you wanted.
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Well, right now, I think it would be nice mainly because it would make me happiER. Not completely satisfied with my life, but I gain at least some sort of control over something.
 
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Rin said:
Why don't you start your own forum, instead of trying to become a mod on 4chan?
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Well, it's obviously not going to get the same amount of traction, and even if I did, it would probably a bit too niche for anyone who'd want to come. There's a lot of competition out there, and trying to get the word out about a new startup only seems like spam. I don't have the computer science knowledge to learn programming, nor any server space should it become a bustling venture.
I thought if I became a 4chan mod, I would be able to solve the problem that I had been complaining about this whole time.
 
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x86x2 said:
Well, it's obviously not going to get the same amount of traction, and even if I did, it would probably a bit too niche for anyone who'd want to come. There's a lot of competition out there, and trying to get the word out about a new startup only seems like spam. I don't have the computer science knowledge to learn programming, nor any server space should it become a bustling venture.
I thought if I became a 4chan mod, I would be able to solve the problem that I had been complaining about this whole time.
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Do you think you have the skills necessary to be a 4chan mod? Why or why not? Why would they hire you if you don't?
 
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Rin said:
Do you think you have the skills necessary to be a 4chan mod? Why or why not? Why would they hire you if you don't?
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Yes, I'd say I do. I have an app on my Macbook called RSS Notifier, which is an RSS feed on the side of my screen that shows what the RSS has to offer.
4chan has their own RSS feeds for each board which shows the OP of each thread as they're made, which makes it easy to show whenever something obviously isn't allowed on the site. Considering how I have this app always open on my Macbook and how much free time I have in my life, I felt I would be a nice benefactor to the site.
 
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x86x2 said:
Yes, I'd say I do. I have an app on my Macbook called RSS Notifier, which is an RSS feed on the side of my screen that shows what the RSS has to offer.
4chan has their own RSS feeds for each board which shows the OP of each thread as they're made, which makes it easy to show whenever something obviously isn't allowed on the site. Considering how I have this app always open on my Macbook and how much free time I have in my life, I felt I would be a nice benefactor to the site.
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So you track all their threads, but how would you moderate them? What would you do if someone created a thread that wasn't against the rules but you didn't personally care for? Why am I giving a lolcow a mock job interview?
 
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