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Well, excuuuuuse us cis-scum Kevie, but most of us have never even met a weirdo that cut off his balls before, much less seen them naked or tried to have sex with them.
And didn't Wedge have to swallow a whole lot of blue pills to get hard BEFORE getting his balls chopped off, just through HRT?
The amount of viagra required to achieve and maintain an erection while in the vicinity of the Amhole must be truly astronomical.
 
Could Kevin make it any more obvious that he obsessively reads this thread? Go outside and fucking take care of the farm animals man, Lord knows they need some care.
I'd tell him to stop coming to the site but then he wouldn't have any fuel for his whiny tweets, which seems to be the only activity he engages in as he wastes his life away. Fucking sad.
 
Show us Unicron, Kevin. Orson Wells didn't regret taking the role, publicly insult both the character and the film and then die not long afterwards for this!

Are you embarrassed by your purchase, Kev? Was the dopamine hit not as big as you hoped? Did Bonnie make one of passive-aggressive comments about it? Did Mxtress say something about saying that maybe you have enough fucking Transformers and you're so thick that you only just figured he was criticising you? Did you break it and preferred to lie than suffer the embarrassment of admitting you not only bought an $800 lump of sweatshop Chinese plastic shit that serves no purpose at all and lost 90% of its value the second it arrived, but also managed to destroy it?

Show us the robot, Kev. #freeunicron
 
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The amhole is closed up like a crusted clam. I'm sure it still hasn't been penetrated. But. If anyone could do it, it's the perverted autistic clown with a small wedge-shaped dick. If Wedge left a deposit up there, and Kevin doesn't clean it out. . . God help us all.
Kevvie, please DON'T clean out you amhole. I want you to make HIV but for troons.
 
Since Hailey keeps popping up here, I figured I'd do a deep-dive into his twitter and see what I could find. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the weird world Harlequin Adams / Hailey Adams, also known as Cynnamon / Cynn (or Wedge, to his biggest fans)…

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(Hailey, if you’re reading this: given your humiliation kink, I’m basically domming you with this whole post, and you should probably pay me for the favour I’m doing you here. My paypal is open, just PM me and we’ll sort things out!)

Name: May have originally had a biblical name. Went by his middle name for a bit in school, before switching to a name that was just initials. Has legally changed twice, including surname – once as a gay guy (surname change) to “hide his cult origins”, and once as a troon. Currently has a "weird legal name", and has a League of Legends summoner that has his deadname attached. His nieces call him JiJi.
Birth date: May 17th, 1989 (day & year)
Age: 31, as of post (calculated from above)
Current Location: Madison, Wisconsin

Note: no full dox, despite my most autistic efforts. Given the guy’s terrified that his cult would find him if his name/deadname got leaked, though, it’s probably for for the best – I’ve saved our Glorious Feeder another lawsuit, you’re welcome. (Entertainingly, a Harlequin Adams does exist, but given they’re in LA and in their 40s and look like this, I don’t think it’s our beloved Wedge.)
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SFW twitter: @cynnamonTV (plus proof it's him)
Twitch: @cynnamon (plus archive of about page)
Steam: @cynnamon (plus archive of friends page)
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NSFW twitter: @HaileyAdamsXXX
Other NFSW shit: convenient allmylinks page (archive)
Fetlife: SmallTownTrap

Spoiler alert: he’s not fucking deaf (though his ears/brain might be wack).
Regarding the whole "being deaf" thing, there's plenty of deaf sperging on both sfw and nsfw twitters, but only from the past few years. By his own report, it seems like he's got a combo of auditory processing issues and tinnitus (which his cult told him was listening devices in his teeth as a kid? And he can’t keep it straight about when he found out about it), plus a healthy dose of being a bit of a munchie (see below).
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(Archive: 1, 2, 3)

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Sounds like auditory processing issues to me, bud. If you're deaf, you shouldn't be able to hear shit in other rooms; if you're an autist with fucked sensory processing, though, your hearing’s definitely gonna shit itself because, say, the coffee machine has been left on and you can hear the electricity. Plus confirmation that he blames at least part of his signing on the autism:
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He's also autistic, and “plural” (which is a goldmine of lols, but I don’t have space for it here), and colourblind, and somewhat regular blind (though no listing HoH/Deaf on the 2019 post, hmm) with a bunch of allergies and a fave of the munchie squad (vasovagal syncope). And he wears compression socks, for some fucking reason (which are uncomfy as hell, and generally only worn for 24hrs after surgery to prevent blood clots; he’s got like six pairs, which, why).
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Also, added historical munching from pre-troon 2012, plus established current munching with routinely demanding an interpeter at medical appointments, despite finding them a pain to deal with by his own account.
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Here's what we know of his family, who are both extremely mundane and yet somehow also a wild ride (which kind of sums up most Hailey’s life, tbh):
His mom worked as an art teacher (and Avon representative?), and his dad worked at a hospital telecommunications guy. His Dad may have a common first name for French men; his mother was born November 13th. They’re both 30 years older than him, which puts an approximate birth year at 1959-ish. Dad seems to be batshit insane, and his mom had conspiracies about milk.
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His mom was from California, but now they both live in Texas, and Hailey himself is from the Dallas suburbs. Despite being horrible Candice Owen/Trump supporting monsters, they seem to still be talking to him as they sent him a Christmas gift in 2020. Ooor they might not be, given he apparently posted this on facebook recently:
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There’s an “Auntie-M”, but that might be a family friend rather than a relative.

He's also got a brother, who is now married with a wife and two daughters. He’s apparently still apparently on decent terms with Hailey and on board with the troon shit, and is either liberal or tolerant of Hailey’s “liberal” bullshit. The wife is black, so I’m assuming more liberal than cult family. They play Minecraft together, and Hailey’s a dick to him in it (big surprise).
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He also had, apparently, an older sister who died in the summer between his 8th/9th grade, and/or on Hailey’s birthday in probably 2003, from a drunk driver. There’s a scholarship organisation in her name, apparently. (Yes I’ve looked for deaths on the correct date, yes I’ve looked for Christian scholarship memorial funds (read on for more about this), yes I’ve looked for drunk driving accidents; no, I haven’t found anything likely.)
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(You’ll note the “I talk to my brother regularly and my parents have my address / send me Amazon vouchers for Christmas” kind of contradicts the “I’m in hiding from a super powerful cult that’s gonna hunt me down if my deadname leaks” narrative. You may have some questions regarding this. To which I answer you: since when have troons ever been consistent?)

His SFW twitter, CynnamonTV, starts some time in 2009 (solidly pre-troon) at which point - all in all - he seems like a relatively regular guy… ish.
The earliest detail I have on him is that he claims to have been sexually abused aged 8.

He apparently spent his high school in a drug- and trauma-induced haze.
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Also made a lot of shitty teenage angst art in high school, which in his opinion should have been some kind of a warning sign to his parents, rather than something literally teenager ever has done.
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He then spent six years in seminary slash a Christian college, proving he was either a) an absolute retard, literally speaking, or b) a retard for trying to get some kind of advanced qualification/doctorate in Christian theology. My bet is on Dallas Theological Seminary, purely because it’s the only thing that pops up if you google “seminary college Dallas”, and also because it’s got a tonne of scholarships that come from memorial funds (remember his sister and her memorial Christian scholarship fund…? Still working on this lead). Couldn’t manage his money right, even back then.

He was also a productive member of his community at some point. Sad, in retrospect; though clear clown vibes already.
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He also wanted to be a writer, which would frankly have been better than his current occupation of “clown prostitute”, no matter how shitty the novel. (Archives: 1, 2, 3)
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Otherwise, it’s regular shit about ~oo hot women~ (wonder if the waitress is his poor fiancé that crops up later on?). (Archive: 1, 2, 3)
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And, of course, anime and nerd and socialism shit, because what would a troon be without their anime nerd socialist backstory? (Archive: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
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Though, I do have to admit, some of his tweets are a bit weird during this time period… (Archive: 1, 2, 3)
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…other than the piss kink and tranny porn, and the definitely-honestly-true public bathroom sex he was having with his poor fiancé, and the definitely-not-porn-fuelled masturbation addiction. (Archives: 1, 2, 3)
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…and other than all the weird Christianity slash cult references.
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(Archives: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)

There’s others if you scroll back far enough (not too hard to scroll all the way through the CynnamonTV account, it’s not that long), but they’re just random Bible verses so I’m not gonna archive. Now, admittedly, this just looks like regular Christian faggotry, but the mention of dreidels & the specificity of the Bible study being done are weird. Plus these, though I can’t work out if they’re for a regular job or just coded shit about cult stuff (archive 1 & 2):
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Things we know about the cult: they're white nationalists/ethnostate advocates and creationists, they’re Zionists, they maybe dislike Mormons (first image calls them a “pseudo-Christian cult”), they use baptismal names, and they control people’s lives/appearance.

There’s this retweet, which mentions “The Cult of the Shining City”, but very little shows up on google for them, and certainly not a specific cult.
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I think it’s being used more generically, as a shorthand for “bunch of right-wingers who want to MAGA”, rather than naming a specific cult. This article (“At the time, I had no idea that I was being raised in a nationalist, white-identity, Neo-Confederate cult that worshipped power, white supremacy, and hypercapitalism. I’ve come to call this massive and dangerous sect the Cult of the Shining City.”) by the same guy as the original tweet supports my theory. There’s also the Nort Texas Church of Freethought in Arlington (vaguely near Dallas, but not Dallas suburbs), who have an online sermon from 1999 that mentions “the shining city”, but honestly I love myself too much to read all of that shit, so. They’re also not even a real church and don’t believe in any gods, so I doubt they’re Hailey’s cult.

His parents were apparently pretty powerful/high-up in this cult, and either they or the cult itself were apparently buddy-buddy with the govenor of Texas and had some sway in the media. Hailey makes it sound like he's still actively hiding from them – though whining about them and his family in some detail on social media would a) make that seem unlikely, or b) make him look like a retard who has no idea how to hide from people. Both options are plausible

@Marshal Mannerheim made a punt at the cult being some kind of Christian Identity group, which seems to make sense. I’ve done some digging, and couldn’t find any terribly likedly candidates or named groups, even on places like SPLC, in Texas. However- this article from 2016 mentions a Bill Patterson from Texas who likes to talk about Fake Jews and Satan:
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And then this obituary places a highly Christian Bill Patterson in Texas (died in 2021), with strong links to the notoriously rich and powerful megachurch in Dallas called the First Baptist Church. FBC, according to its Wikipedia page, hates the usual suspects (Islam, homosexuality, black people), the less usual suspects (Roman Catholics, businesses that don’t have Christmas celebrations), and the suspects oddly specific to Wedge’s account (Mormons, whom they refer to as “a cult”). They also own two Christian colleges (though Texas is apparently full of them), so potential tick for Wedge’s six years at college if my other guess is wrong.

It’s all super circumstantial (there’s also this article that puts a Mr. Bill Patterson/Dual Seed as living in Livingston in 2018, where he claims there’s “no church, just a website), but my best guess is that Wedge’s family are a) high-up in the First Baptist Church, and possibly b) part of a sub-church/circle within the FBC that have some more hardcore fringe cult shit going on. That’s the only way I can reconcile “cult so small and niche it doesn’t seem to exist on anyone’s radar” with “my parents and the cult are uber powerful. It’s still a pretty crap guess, though, so I wouldn’t lean too hard on it.

Weirdly, though, his parents seem to have been into DnD, that noted favourite of the Christian right…
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Tl;dr: was definitely balls-deep in Christianity, probably the Wack kind of Christianity, maybe an honest-to-god christian identity cult; hornyposting about hot women, in a weirdly generic sort of way; uber-nerd, as were his parents; seems like a regular guy (albeit kinda neurotic) otherwise.

Either way, he escaped the cult at 23 (or maybe 26; he can’t keep his dates straight). This takes us up to 2012-2015, at which point at which point our dear Hailey was free to escape to Colorado in approximately December 2013 and live his life as the gay man he had always been.
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…Nah jk, he trooned out and became a ‘lesbian’.

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Part 2 here (alas, I am being oppressed by character limits).
 
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Wedge (poorly) dyed kevin hair.
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We have confirmation that Kevin read the thread :story:
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You would think that people who have undergone these "procedures" would want to understand inside and out how to care for their new axe wounds gender affirming body parts, and yet Kevin here isn't even sure if it cleans itself??? Jesus Christ, would it fucking kill you to do a little research about this??

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What exactly is HAPPENING down there?
Only Nurgle knows

You would think that people who have undergone these "procedures" would want to understand inside and out how to care for their new axe wounds

Neither amhole cleaning nor dilating are part of Kevin's fetish fantasies. He wanted srs because he is a deranged coomer but he is too lazy to care for it because it takes time & effort & doesn't make him hgsfsfsdsfddffj.
 
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Part 1 here. This is a continuation of Wedge / Harlequin "Hailey" Adams' life story.

DONE
Of course, what trooning would be complete without a little fetishization of womanhood to start us off (no archives because water is wet, troons are fetishists, etc. etc.).
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Plus, of course, a splash of sissy hypno, just like every true and honest woman listens to in order to reassure herself of her womanhood. (Also lol @ “don’t ever say faggot”, when he’s out there using “queer” like it’s going out of style.)
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Anyway. Whilst he was in Colorado, Hailey realised his destiny as a true and honest woman in November 2015, and came out to the world and his parents in 2016 after starting HRT. Whilst having been “full-time” (i.e. presenting as a woman) for two years in October 2016. Meaning he’d been full-time since 2014, prior to realising he was trans… Look, don’t worry if you can’t get your tiny cis brain around the non-linearity of these timelines, he’s just queering objective reality, it’s fine.
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But at least he waited until his grandparents died to go full turbo-troon. Nice to know there’s some decency beneath the clown mask.
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So, the dates at this point are hopelessly muddled. He was in a violently homophobic cult until 2012-2015. He transitioned medically some time in 2016 (aged 27-ish, which, holy shit, that pre-troon hairline in a 27yo…), and may have been “presenting as a woman” since 2014 (whilst he was still in the cult?). However, at some point before transitioning (since I doubt his parents would have been surprised that their troon son was a homosexual, given the two usually go hand in hand as far as most normies have concerned), he’d been exclusively dating men for five years. Meaning, even if we say this convo happened immediately prior to coming out as trans, he’d have been fucking dudes since 2011, absolute latest. When, by his own accounts, he was definitely still in the cult. Guy’s a fucking time traveller I guess.

However, despite his troonery, all was not well in the land of the Wedge Dick. Soon, he would be required by forces unknown to move back to that most unholy and cursed of lands- Texas.
Hailey moved back to Texas at some point post-troon (so 27+ years old) and acquired a fat wife with multiple medical issues who was five years his junior. I suspect the wife may be @peppiri on Twitter, due to a pair of 2018 tweets that reference a cat as “our baby” (Archives: 1, 2; second is a quote-tweet of the first), and this tweet that suggests they were living together, and the fact Peppiri identifies as asexual (the same as Hailey’s ex), and a few retweets by Peppiri of Hailey’s stream announcements. I pray the cat is in a better place now.

Some interesting tweets by Peppiri during late 2018/early 2019 that may or may not be related (can’t be assed to archive; the gfm link is dead).
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The wife was a troon also, but female (on the basis she wanted to take testosterone but couldn’t) and “agender” and “did not identify as trans”, so good fucking luck working that one out. Their marriage lasted for four years (so, judging by the breakup tweets mentioned later in this spoiler, must have started 2015/16; except he transitioned in 2016, and did his first year transitioning in Colorado, and the four years of marriage are explicitly in Texas, so…? Hailey please, all this lying is making it really complicated to comprehensively dox you :/ ). He later clarifies they married 4 days pre-2016 election, which took place November 8th.
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Relatedly, despite their incredibly simple definitions, Hailey apparently cannot work out what “lesbian” or “bisexual” means. Also seemed to think people saw him and his partner as lesbians, though, rather than an ugly troon with an ugly wife.
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They were having threesomes via Grindr, which is always the sign of a healthy marriage; though she at least refused to let him fuck other women. She also had two pages of rules regarding him fucking other people. Should’ve probably just not let him fuck other randoms, in my opinion, but what do I know, given I’m just a humble cis.
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They used sign language together, apparently.
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Alas, at some point, his wife wised up to his AGP troonery and left him some time before late 2019; definitely before May 2019, which he quotes as 3 years of marriage and therefore directly contradicts the 4 years of marriage mentioned above. For fuck’s sake, Hailey, at least be consistent with your lies. She did take his PS4 though, so at least she has some sense.
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Oh, and he’s a wiccan/pagan, because of course he is.
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Started sex work (again?) some time post-May 2019, i.e. after wife left him.
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Wasn’t all fun and games in Texas, though, even ignoring the troonwife divorce saga. He had to peg 70yos who read Breitbard, and apparently got kidnapped, which upsettingly might be the origins of his fucked-up anus. (Not making light of either of these. Yes, Wedge is a retard. No, no one deserves to have to fuck 70yos and risk kidnap in order to make ends meet, however retarded they are.)
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Also got discriminated against at work, and aggressively pursued by a lesbian coworker who had no idea he was a man (yeah, right lmao).
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Which brings us up to recent Hailey! Tl;dr moves to Madison, Wisconsin, lives in a couple of group houses for trans women, all of which end in disaster because unstable troons, is miserable and desperate for freedom and own flat. (Plus the broken asshole + visit to tranch + gets disability for home support sagas that we’re all familiar with and I therefore haven’t bothered to document.)
In September 2019, he seems to be living in Wisconsin, and living with someone who has a 1 year old that is oppressing him (poor baby, jfc). Also provides unintentional hilarity in his e-begging for the move.
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In October, 2019, he’s in Wisconsin, and living in Janesville, Wisconsin, with a presumed-troon called Alice Rayne (also known as @SadPostRayne; and several other troons), whom he seems to own a house with (which is at risk of being handed over to the bank, but don’t worry, e-begging will fix all that). He is apparently still gainfully employed at this point, better than he was in Texas – but they can’t afford to keep the heat on. Claims in the video linked in those tweets that his ex-wife cleaned out his savings and maxed out his credit cards in November (2018, presumably? Though that doesn’t really line up with the wife saga timeline) and then “vanished off the face of the planet”.
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In December of 2019, he’s loving life with some hideous troon partner (and probably in Wisconsin, given later posts). Everything is going great (for a troon who makes a habit of macking on downies).
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In January 2020, he’s yet again e-begging for his and Rayne’s Wisconsin troon hovel. And in February 2020, everything still seems to be going great (for a troon).
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However, things begin to go downhill. In February 2020, still, an “abuser” shows up at the house, so Hailey has to take a nap; the horror. He was living in Madison, Wisconsin as of March 2020, with three partners in the state (slash living with him in the troon hovel he owned?). But he’s homeless-ish as of May 7th, 2020, though, or at least worried about homelessness and wondering if women’s shelters would take him (the answer is: I hope to god not, but probably yes).

In June, his living situation seems to be “stable” again, but something awful has happened. Turns out, a flatmate tried to kill himself, and Hailey had to call an ambulance for him. The house is an irritating distance from a late night liquor store called “Vic Pierce Liquor”. By August, though, he’s doing his best ~domestic goddess~ impression for the five other troons who apparently live in this (new?) shared troon hovel and baking inedible-looking biscuits for his flatmates.

2020 in general seems like a wild ride for him.
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At least we know that troons have no standards, though.
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As of October 2020, things seem more stable though.
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December 2020, he confirms he grew up in Dallas, Texas and still currently lives in Madison, Wisconsin.

March, 2021, he’s advertising hairdressing services (oh god) for the Chicago/Madison areas (and inadvertently provides us with a series of horrifying pictures; I'm not saving them, he plasters his face across the internet enough as it is already). But only if you’re a queer, mind you. Tragically, I will be unable to get my hair cut by Mr. Cheesedick himself.
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He’s still living in Madison, and whining about being unable to get the vaccine, but at least he got approved for long term care in March (which is usually for speds or the dying, so hmm). Also confirmed he moved to Wisconsin to troon out medically for free.

People he seems to have lived with:

@SadPostRayne (evidence, December 2019; evidence, February 2020, evidence, October 2020)
@TrashBabyEva (evidence, February, 2020)
@somedumbbinch (evidence, Feb 2020)
@TransQTClaire (evidence, August 2020)

Plus some turbo autism, from the @somedumbbinch evidence:

And there you have it. The long and often-boring tale of a boy born with a cheese wedge dick, who grew to be a man soon to be sans dick. Sad. Many such cases.

I don't know if anyone is as invested in Wedge as I am (I started my research on a whim, but he's a bit of a pet cow at this point), but I figured this might be useful for answering questions about him that pop up in thread every time some newbie thinks they're the first to ask them. Otherwise, enjoy the entertainment; and I guess if it's decided Wedge deserves his own thread at some point, this could serve as a decent OP. You're welcome.
 
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