He then got a match against an Ibuki who completely dismantled him. After it became apparent in the first few seconds that the person knew how to play her, Phil immediately started complaining about lag. They 2-0'd him and he immediately ran from the lobby. After Goji, if Phil gets one whiff that someone can hold their own in 3rd Strike, he runs.
Edit: Phil just complained that the troll is following him into lobbies. The problem is that he needs to play against people that aren't going to lose and then ragequit the lobby like a bitch.
That is exactly what he did after one match with that Ibuki... so it's only a problem when people don't want to get beat up by Phil for hours on end.
Edit 2: When asked what he wants from SF6, Phil stressed that he didn't want pattern play like SF5.
So... SF2 didn't have pattern play? He explains patterns and flowcharts every Friday to explain how he knows he should have won every match.
Edit 3: An anonymous $1.30 tipper and said '15'. Where have I seen this before...
Phil also lost to a Ryu in Alpha 3 and is now absolutely furious. He can't tolerate any losses now - he is just only here to beat up scrubs. Nobody is allowed to fight back.
Edit 4: Anonymous tipped $15 and said they 'meant to put the $15 in the other box' with the last tip - so they meant to tip him $15. Remarkable paypig stupidity.