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What if Chris Chan never existed? How different do you think the internet would be, considering his existence led to multiple sites being made and some others becoming popular.
 
What if Barb died during childbirth and left Bob a single father?

Would Bob have abandoned Chris or dump him at an orphanage? Would he have raised Chris? And without his mom there to coddle him, what would have happened if it was just Bob raising him?

I can't help but think Chris would have been a bit more well adjusted, maybe had a hobby to focus his autism on. Since Bob was a music enthusiast, maybe Chris would have just been one of those autists that are a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, or maybe he'd continue Bob's record collection.

I don't know much about Bob and Barb, but from what it seems like she was the toxic one in their family. Sheckle for your thoughts?
 
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Tikbalang said:
What if Chris has a body of Scarlett Johansson but has a dick with a size of 12 inches?
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Chris would receive positive attention from people who are into hermaphrodites, but Chris will turn down most of them unless they were women.

What if Chris caused a terrorist attack and somehow succeeded?
 
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Chris would receive positive attention from people who are into hermaphrodites, but Chris will turn down most of them unless they were women.

What if Chris caused a terrorist attack and somehow succeeded?
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Chris takes up the Kaczynskichu moniker and somehow manages to Zap 'the headquarters of Clyde Cash and Encyclopedia Dramatica', AKA various random buildings with no affiliation to anything, to the extreme. Since it is Chris, he immediately brags about it on YouTube, and gets arrested. In court, he shits and does nothing. Since he literally shit himself in court, he get's insanity and nobody ever sees him again.

Nintendo and Sega finally takedown all Sonichu related things because being associated with Kaczynskichu is a bad look.
 
Mal0 said:
What if Barb died during childbirth and left Bob a single father?

Would Bob have abandoned Chris or dump him at an orphanage? Would he have raised Chris? And without his mom there to coddle him, what would have happened if it was just Bob raising him?

I can't help but think Chris would have been a bit more well adjusted, maybe had a hobby to focus his autism on. Since Bob was a music enthusiast, maybe Chris would have just been one of those autists that are a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, or maybe he'd continue Bob's record collection.

I don't know much about Bob and Barb, but from what it seems like she was the toxic one in their family. Sheckle for your thoughts?
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From my understanding Bob tried to get Chris interested in computers and technology at a young age which is why Bob got him a Commodore but Chris didn't seem to be interested in how computers work beyond playing video games on them, and as we all know the only thing he imprinted his autism on was Sonic and Pokemon.
 
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what if chris suddenly gained 20 iq points, and lost his autism? basically, what if he suddenly had full awareness and understanding of how badly he screwed himself?
 
Mal0 said:
What if Barb died during childbirth and left Bob a single father?

Would Bob have abandoned Chris or dump him at an orphanage? Would he have raised Chris? And without his mom there to coddle him, what would have happened if it was just Bob raising him?

I can't help but think Chris would have been a bit more well adjusted, maybe had a hobby to focus his autism on. Since Bob was a music enthusiast, maybe Chris would have just been one of those autists that are a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, or maybe he'd continue Bob's record collection.

I don't know much about Bob and Barb, but from what it seems like she was the toxic one in their family. Sheckle for your thoughts?
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Considering his reference to Fight Club on his Sonichu comics back in the Mid-2000s, he failed to cite the actual director of Fight Club so it's pretty uncertain if he'd be a walking encyclopedia.
 
Where would Chris be if he didn't believe in alternate reality?

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(no "dimensional merge" coping for one)
 
Marshal Mannerheim said:
He'd still be drawing Sonichu but he'd just use it as a way to insult people who he didn't like, as he did with the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and 4-cent_garbage.com
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He'd definitely be bitching more about Trump compared to how he only seemed to care during election years since he can just cope with non-election years believing that "He'll die in the merge!"
 
Mal0 said:
What if Barb died during childbirth and left Bob a single father?

Would Bob have abandoned Chris or dump him at an orphanage? Would he have raised Chris? And without his mom there to coddle him, what would have happened if it was just Bob raising him?

I can't help but think Chris would have been a bit more well adjusted, maybe had a hobby to focus his autism on. Since Bob was a music enthusiast, maybe Chris would have just been one of those autists that are a walking encyclopedia of knowledge, or maybe he'd continue Bob's record collection.

I don't know much about Bob and Barb, but from what it seems like she was the toxic one in their family. Sheckle for your thoughts?
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i was going to ask the opposite as a follow up question. what if bob died or divorced and barb was a single mother? but i came to my own conclusion that he'd be just like he is now, just at an earlier age. you know, teenage chris spooning barb and calling her darling and mommy and stuff.

actually, recently i read a manga (lol) called chi no wadachi. it's a psychological horror about a psycho narc mom and her depressed kid and their fucked up relationship. it's pretty messed up and i don't think it's too much of a stretch to say this is what chris and barb would have been like if bob died when chris was young
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but back on subject, i do think chris would have been better off raised by bob. i think he'd whip his ass into gear. chris would still be an autistic spaz, but a more "normal" one, you know? he'd probably have more masculine and STEM hyper-fixations instead of those pokeymans and gotdamn chinese cartoons. he'd be a train autist probably.
also he'd be waaaaaay more republican and racist, plus bob wouldn't take that faggot CPU goddess shit either, but i don't think he'd end up down that CPU sonichu goddess road to begin with.
 
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What if Sonichu himself was an actual character with a personality and not just either Chris' mouthpiece or scapegoat for his bad behavior?

Seriously, writing Sonichu to just be the avatar for how he was in the past and having him try to sexually assault Christine in some sort of "I'm better now" grandstanding was just sad.
 
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goku123 said:
what if his parents sent him to military school from a young age, would his fitness and discipline have made him a functional human being?
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To quote the father call that if you can't work we go join the military. That would've made more sense than me getting all eligible for SSI while community college bound if I go back in time to a bit younger self (e.g. 10th grade).
 
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