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[Yinci]

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Well don't fuckin live in Georgia, straight people shouldn't even live in Georgia. Georgia is only worth living in when you make money from human trafficking.

 

[Actinidia]

>5'9"
When will they learn?

I posted this in the Rachel McKinnon thread but it bears repeating:

Spoiler: When can you just assume that "woman" is packing a dick?

The blue line represents parity (1:1) assuming average prevalence for blue states, the green line is about average for America overall, and if you're out in Wyoming you might want to wait another inch before jumping to conclusions. But overall, if the object of your affections is 6'1" or over, you should proceed with EXTREME caution.

At 5'9", IIRC (I'm too lazy to pull up the file) the male : female ratio is under 3, so while someone that height is considerably more likely to be male than female in general terms, it's pretty unlikely that an apparent woman that height is packing a dick, since trannies are quite rare and 5'9" women are only uncommon.

Obviously you should go with whatever you like, but if you like tall girls, you don't REALLY need to worry they're actually male til they're quite tall, statistically. I don't think tall women look like average-height men, but some guys think tall = manly full stop. Whatever, ain't my dick, ain't my decision.

 

[Donovan the Man]

As a break from the incomprehensible gun sperging and frankly depressing lamb situation, here's something different: some more info on Jen / Jennifer R. / Michael Radford / Norintha.

To start us off, a lovely illustration of how Michael evolved into the Jen-monstrosity he is today, courtesy of the man himself (archive):
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Secondly, confirmation he's definitely Michael Radford from Asheville, NC:

Spoiler: Dox confirmation + family crap

So we had an initial compliation of info about Norintha by @Lubby Smith , and then a further tentative dox by @Meiwaku that suggested his name was Michael Radford - enormous thanks to both of them for their excellent work. Any tweet screenshots from KF that I link to below come from one of those two places;

First confirmation that Meiwaku's guess at Michael Radford is correct, was that he's listed as "Jennifer R." on his boardgamegeek profile (archive). Not conclusive, obviously, but encouraging that the one hint of a surname we have may be correct. At which point I got extremely autistic, and discovered the following...

His mother was 75 years old as of March 2018 (archive), which we know because Michael mentioned her in a conversation about his foot fetish . In addition to Meiwaku's confirmation that Albert Harlan Radford is of the correct age to Michael's dad, Francys (often listed on info sites as "Frances Radford) is listed as 79 (archive), which is also correct age for her to have been 75 as of that tweet. We know it's properly spelled Francys, because of this obituary (archive) for one of Michael's sisters... which also mentions a Michael Radford (lol @ the deadnaming, since Michael's been out since 2006, and not talking to his mother since 2011) who currently lives in San Francisco (where Michael got his dick removed and therefore lived for a while). Gotcha!

This confirms Michael's family as follows: Albert Harlon Radford (who goes by Harlon; dead at 70yo according to Michael, can't find an obituary) and Francys Radford (sometimes "Frances") Radford (79yo) as parents. Betsy Radford (died pre-2016; can't find an obituary, possibly the child Michael says his mom "shook to death on a military base"? Though that would make only five kids, and Michael says there's six, so perhaps she's a different one and the dead baby just wasn't mentioned in the obituary), Susan Diana Baker (died 2016, at 49yo; obituary above, maybe the sister who killed herself? Though apparently that was youngest sister, so perhaps Betsy is the suicide), Ann Radford (52yo), and Mitchell Radford (40-something; murderous and child-abusing, according to Michael). And finally Michael "Jennifer" Radford (37yo), Norintha himself; don't think he's legally changed his name, as I can't find any Jennifer Radford records that seem likely to be him.

Also, mostly unrelated, but there's a business called Aircraft Info SVC registered to the 331 Heather Ct., with Frances Radford's name on it. Can't find anything else about this anywhere, however.

Third, his steam page (archive) suggests a cow crossover with Kevin "Lucia" "Freyasspirit" Batman, Irenes, and Agape - three batshit crazy cows with a tragically short thread (it's only 17 pages, but well worth the read).

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Tl;dr Lucia/Kevin is a "plural" with hundreds of "headmates", works for Google, is partially responsible for producing some Google handbook on how to manage your plural employees and other assorted retarded diversity shit, and simps for trans lifeline; Irenes is another trans plural who works for Google; and Agape is trans, plural, claims to be an armless naga, has an amputee fetish, and likes to take pictures with his arms held behind his body to make it look like he's armless. Given that Michael apparently had the chop at UCFS, and certainly lived in San Fran (or Union City) for a bit, I have to wonder whether he stayed with one of them for a period...

Fourth, Michael apparently thinks that being an absolute retard on a DDR fansite is worth bragging about on twitter:

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You'll note his Steam url is EBToriginal; EBT stands for "Edible Bondage Tape", because of fucking course it does. Here's his account (archive), which is responsible for over 6% of all the posts on the whole fucking site (over 20,000, though many seem to have been deleted since). It spans 2002-2009, so partially pre-troon (which was 2006 for Norintha apparently) and he types like an absolute sped in every post. Highlights (yes, I went through 53 pages of posts so you don't have to) include: is bi and got harrased by his creeper boss at an arcade he was working at; was in marching band in HS with a heavy instrument but is crap at music; was 6'4" and 280lbs aged 18 (obese lmao); has asthma, fucked up feet, a fucked up spine, and needs to use a cane to walk sometimes (so, you know, exactly who you want working a ranch); railing against language policing and censorship (fucking lol); once spewed violent transphobia against women with mustaches; has destroyed controllers in a tard rage; had this spectacular Guitar Hero setup at one point; and, relevant for later, had a fiance (?!) in 2005 (so he was aged about 21) that he met through the website. ...Aaaand, obligatory baby troon's first "won't somebody think of the troons" post.

Finally, other assorted shit - including the mysterious case of there possibly being two autistic, sexually deviant, weirdo Norinthas on the internet:

Spoiler: Social media crap

• He's got a tumblr, which only has like twenty posts on it and is mostly weeb crap and animal pictures. Fucking lol at this post though:
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• He's got similarly boring AO3 (archive) and fanfiction.net (archive) accounts; both are fanfiction sites, both only have likes (no posted stories) involving video game porn fanfiction - or, at least, I assume they're his given most other instances of Norintha on the internet are him. However, may be Norintha 2; see below.
• He's also on about six hundred different board games / card collector / video games / whatever sites, none of which I can be bothered to link to or archive because they're all autistic and boring as shit. Mostly him whining about drama involving some board game creator that I don't understand or care about.

Here's where it gets weird though:

• There's a Norintha on an actual forum for autists, wrongplanet.com, between 2013-2016 - and I'm not sure if it's ours. This description (archive) doesn't sound like him at all (and gives the first name "Amanda", and completely the wrong age), but then there's this larp (archive) where Norintha suddenly also has tourettes and two boyfriends (and no ADHD, which was mentioned previously) and is super serially trying to kill themself guys, so I it might be him and he's just lying for attention. Worth going through some of the posts regardless, because they're fucking hilarious tbh - and also suggest, if it is him, he started off as more of a HSTS than an AGP, which is interesting.
  In favour of it being him: usual "oh nooo, my pewiod huwts" hunt for asspats, liked troonsformers as a kid, triforce tattoo lol.
  Against it being him: no "I'm a troon, my life is so hard, pay attention to me" posting, agreement with this bit of TERF propaganda.
• There's also an account by the name of Norintha on a bird-owner's forum. Only posts seem to be from 2016/17 (1, 2, 3) and are boring; mentions a husband, a green-cheeked conure, a possible part-time job, and being bad at animal care. Doesn't sound at all like what we know of Michael, but on the basis every other google hit for "Norintha" is from something accounts that seem to be his, it seems like a wild coincidence...
• There's also a FurTraxx (furry social networking site) profile by the name of Norintha (archive), which mentions living in Texas and being heterosexual and being around 25 (as the wrongplanet Norintha's account does), being engaged (bird-owner forum Norintha mentions having a husband, but Michael also mentions having a fiance/ex-fiance), and Magic the Gathering (which Michael is known for).

A few options here: 1) It's a complete coincidence, two people who came up with the same random handle, and I'm seeing patterns where there are none. 2) They're all Michael, and the mismatch in info is some combo of larping and just stuff we don't know about 3) There's an actual woman who used the handle Norintha (who is a married autistic furry from Texas that likes MtG and owns a conure) that Michael knew (maybe he's the Lucas from NC, mentioned in the wrongplanet post? He did say he had a nerdy ex-fiance (archive) at one point, and pre-troon too. He mentions an Amanda (archive) as a "long term partner" on twitter in 2018, but it's a common name so that's pretty limited proof), and decided to skinwalk. Honestly probably impossible to prove any of these, but I do so love a good mystery. My bet is probably on 3, I think, just on a hunch and because I know how troons love their skinwalking...

Holy fucking shit. Jen is fucking EBT, EBT is a goon who got Helldumped a long ass time ago on Something Awful. Goons dug up he eats shit. Jen is EBT the shit eater.

 

[Yinci]

>Implying there already isn't one

has to be this place is a shithole.

They will have abandoned the original Tranch and left it to the alpacas as well as assorted undesirables. All the big dicks will live in the earthship.

Maybe they're a experiment. All the pedos in the Alpacas would out populate them and cause them to go extinct.

 

[absolutely not]

Holy fucking shit. Jen is fucking EBT, EBT is a goon who got Helldumped a long ass time ago on Something Awful. Goons dug up he eats shit. Jen is EBT the shit eater.

Like, actual shit? The plot thickens.

 

[0 0]

He was indeed sentenced for much, much worse.

Here we see they have a GFM for their SRS
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Clicking on that gives us a name of "Christina Alicia Lynch.
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Here, in their prison reform article we can see they are incarcerated in Georgia.
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Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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So let's Google "Christopher Lynch" in Georgia.
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Looks about right, and now we get Christopher Anderw Lynch (oh look same initials).

And here is a dental of a name change petition for a prisoner called Christopher Andrew Lynch.
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OK let's stop fucking around, I burried the lede. They're a fucking child trafficking piece of shit.
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Gee I wonder why prison might not be so pleasant (hint it ain't trans that's doing it).

Now there are a few inconsistencies that might mean I fucked this up. The article says 22 and they claim to have been imprisoned at 19, looking further though giver a prior attempted armed robbery in 2009, when they were 19.
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They claim to be getting out in 2023
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Which if imprisoned initially in 2009 and given 14 years well yeah 2023.

Also they're a typical AGP.
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So fucking child trafficking pos kiddy diddler who struck a deal then trooned out is crying about being in solitary (to prevent the genpop shaking the pedo), is raising money to get the dick chop and wants to go live with the troon cult.

The tranch accepting a pedophile who tried to sue for their imprisonment because they couldn't do HRT and grifted for it instead is the most tranch-like thing I've read thus far.

I've not the stomach for pedophiles to begin with, but their pathetic plea stating "I was wrong?" Did he honestly think pimping a kid made him in the right at some point? You weren't caught jaywalking to get to work faster, you exploited a child for sex trafficking, that's selfish and unabated evil.

 

[Yidhra]

Transgenderism is a hoax it’s all just rapists and pedos

Dr. John Money must be proud indeed

 

[Donovan the Man]

Like, actual shit? The plot thickens.

Yes his actual feces. He had a blog or was on a shit eater forum documenting his shit eating adventures. Jen got ran off SA for awhile after his Helldump but once everyone who remembered the thread left he came back. If SA’s search system/archives weren’t broken one could find his Helldump thread. I think the title was “EBT, you look pretty but you eat shit.”

 

[0 0]

In light of the recent development, I've thought up a new poll. Here's the final results for the current one.

In response to "Tran Ranch has been sabotaged by an undercover agent! Who is this mysterious infiltrator," the winning vote was "nobody, it's their own incompetence destroying everything" at 640 votes out of 1,601, or 40%. Second place puts the blame on "Null K. Farms" at 29.6% and third goes to "one of their dead alpacas' ghost" at 10.6%.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Googing the name and state brings up this old law suit by a prisoner suing over not having access to their hormones. This gives their actual name as Christopher Lynch.
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Based teacher.

 

[Sheogorath]

all this talk of child sex trafficking reminds me of someone

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

"Oh no, everyone thinks us trans people are child predators! Let's accept a trans child predator into our midst, that will show 'em."

 

[remiem]

There's no option for infighting and that's far more likely. You can't have a bunch of partially or fully neutered men wandering around a rapidly failing property with a whole lot of animal dependants that is going down the drain further and further every day alongside having a few who do -nothing- with the others actually put in some effort. The more people who end up there the higher the chances of a personality clashes, the more men you collect together the more you're risking hot headedness and egos finally boiling over.

Their posts are already in that zone of everything is totally fine! we're one big happy family! we're doing so well! happy happy happy!

 

[Ghostse]

If they were worried about armed men breaking into their property, maybe don't invite a violent child trafficker to live on the property

But if excluded everyone who molested a child, there wouldn't be any trannies in the tranch.
It'd be like trying to have a brokerage but excluding anyone who does coke.

Wait...is this guy tweeting from prison? I didn't read anything about him being released and in that go-fund-me pic it looks like he's in a cell. Did someone smuggle him a trac fone up their ass or what?

You email via the prison email system to an address that posts your email to twitter. Possibly also offering more detailed instructions to friends/family/tranny rights org/lawyer, and getting summary of replies emailed to you.

 

[vulg]

But if excluded everyone who molested a child, there wouldn't be any trannies in the tranch.
It'd be like trying to have a brokerage but exclusing anyone who does coke.



You email via the prison email system to an address that posts your email to twitter. Possibly also offering more detailed instructions to friends/family/tranny rights org/lawyer, and getting summary of replies emailed to you.

but wouldn’t they be in a federal prison for trafficking charges? I thought federal prisoners could only contact through letters and don’t have any internet access.

If theyre not in a federal prison, maybe the allow email access so they can have a twitter through correspondence.

 

[Captain Hastings Official]

They let you have twitter in prison now?

Access to twitter is part of the punishment.

 

[Ghostse]

but wouldn’t they be in a federal prison for trafficking charges? I thought federal prisoners could only contact through letters and don’t have any internet access.

If theyre not in a federal prison, maybe the allow email access so they can have a twitter through correspondence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrlinks

You can set up a bot to just post emails that arrive to an account.

 

[Plaguemine]

Nothing much to add
These socks made me think of the ranch today.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I hope the Tranch does let him move in and the community finds out there is a child sex trafficker living in their midst.

Knowing them they'll just ask for the best spots.

 

[Sourceress]

what if it's a child sex trafficker?

They still don't deserve to be raped.

They deserve to be killed.

Not least because, as we can see here, these types of narcs and sociopaths who can do this kind of sick shit are manipulative as hell, and they will use anything bad that happens to them as "proof" that they're being persecuted and get leniency from the state, gimmes from the general public who doesn't know any better, and so on. Also, because they're either narcissists or sociopaths, they won't understand the point anyway, other than to punish/hurt them - it won't make them recognize that what they did was wrong and terrible and seriously hurt someone, because they aren't capable of that level of empathy. Torturing them won't make anyone feel better. Killing them and making sure they'll never harm another human being, however...