Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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It isn't a fucking saga, DramaLynn. The saga is you gaining 300 fucking pounds on a "weight loss journee" channel. Millions of women take estrogen. You are not special.

BTW, you know what ELSE can give you blotchy/mottled skin? High blood pressure. Vascular diseases. Pancreatitis. Celllulitis. Oh, and my fave when it comes to you, lardass: end stage of life.
She is now saying her yellow blotchy skin is from estrogen? Yet it was yellow and blotchy for years before her hysterectomy...or was that due to the cancer only?
 
She's trying to deny her sleep apnea ''diagnosis''. Apparently she NEVER told her viewers she had sleep apnea, despite the fact that, y'know, she fucking did.

So either she's embarrassed by it OR she lied about it for attention in the first place and now realises she can't keep up with the lie.
She is still living in that alternate universe whereas her weight has no effect on her health. She has not been tested for sleep apnea, therefore she hasn’t. She stopped breathing during the d&c, so, it is for another reason. Anyone with a BMI of 100 who does not have sleep apnea is a medical mystery.
 
She is still living in that alternate universe whereas her weight has no effect on her health. She has not been tested for sleep apnea, therefore she hasn’t. She stopped breathing during the d&c, so, it is for another reason. Anyone with a BMI of 100 who does not have sleep apnea is a medical mystery.
She's on IG claiming it's perfectly normal and 'common' to stop breathing during a D&C. I don't want to act like a medical expert because I'm not, but that sounds like a massive load of BS.
 
She's on IG claiming it's perfectly normal and 'common' to stop breathing during a D&C. I don't want to act like a medical expert because I'm not, but that sounds like a massive load of BS.
THE SURGEON CUT THROUGH HER HYMEN, BUT STITCHED IT BACK TOGETHER AFTER, WAT?
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I believe that the surgeon told her she had sleep apnea. This girl is becoming more and more delusional.
 
Lol the ‘fork has germs’ excuse is hilarious. In that clip with whichever other fat ass it was trying to take a piece of her chicken, they put their fork on one piece, which they would’ve eaten, therefore no other pieces were or would’ve been touched and there’d be no transfer of germs. But because of her food aggression, she didn’t let that other fat ass take the piece of chicken they already touched with their own fork, leaving Hamber with the germs she’s complaining about. She literally chose the germs over sharing the one piece of chicken, which makes her entire excuse a blatant LAH. She really needs to watch this shit back before spouting bullshit, but then that’d be less fun for us, I guess.

ETA: I’m thinking about it now, could Hamber actually be so dumb that she genuinely believes that if someone uses their fork to only touch the singular piece of food they are going to eat, it will spread germs onto the rest of the food/dish?

It’s always a never ending toss up between retardation and lahs with this one.
Plenty of clips of her sharing
I believe that the surgeon told her she had sleep apnea. This girl is becoming more and more delusional.

I believe that the surgeon told her she had sleep apnea. This girl is becoming more and more delusional.
7:35 onwards https://youtu.be/PDCS4QhPZuI
 
She's on IG claiming it's perfectly normal and 'common' to stop breathing during a D&C. I don't want to act like a medical expert because I'm not, but that sounds like a massive load of BS.
General anaesthesia can suppress you body's automatic functions which is why intubating for surgery is so important. Sleep apnea can make it very risky, including making it more diffifcult to wake after surgery and take a breath on your own.

I can only imagine that after the surgery they would have been very specific about how dangerous the condition is and that she needs to lose weight ASAP so any further surgery or scanning can be done safely. They didn't tell her so she can use it for ass pats, they told her because it's important.

Ofcourse, Amber just keeps eating and getting bigger because doctors don't know anything. That attitude is going to seriously shave years off of her life.
 
General anaesthesia can suppress you body's automatic functions which is why intubating for surgery is so important. Sleep apnea can make it very risky, including making it more diffifcult to wake after surgery and take a breath on your own.

I can only imagine that after the surgery they would have been very specific about how dangerous the condition is and that she needs to lose weight ASAP so any further surgery or scanning can be done safely. They didn't tell her so she can use it for ass pats, they told her because it's important.

Ofcourse, Amber just keeps eating and getting bigger because doctors don't know anything. That attitude is going to seriously shave years off of her life.
I'm surprised they don't use ketamine on obese patients more, specifically because it does not stop breathing.

edit: oh it's probably because they'd have to use two or three Clydesdale level doses and it would take days for it to clear. Drugs like propofol are more potent.
 
I'm surprised they don't use ketamine on obese patients more, specifically because it does not stop breathing.

edit: oh it's probably because they'd have to use two or three Clydesdale level doses and it would take days for it to clear. Drugs like propofol are more potent.
We use Ketamine frequently in pediatrics for conscious sedation. It can cause respiratory depression in larger doses, though. Always have to have a bvm on hand to ventilate if necessary. I have never seen it used in adult emergency medicine, only propofol, which is typically not used in the peds world. Either way, she is a nightmare for anyone to sedate or anesthetize.
 
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General anaesthesia can suppress you body's automatic functions which is why intubating for surgery is so important. Sleep apnea can make it very risky, including making it more diffifcult to wake after surgery and take a breath on your own.

I can only imagine that after the surgery they would have been very specific about how dangerous the condition is and that she needs to lose weight ASAP so any further surgery or scanning can be done safely. They didn't tell her so she can use it for ass pats, they told her because it's important.

Ofcourse, Amber just keeps eating and getting bigger because doctors don't know anything. That attitude is going to seriously shave years off of her life.

Reading this makes me realize how much Amber is a drain on resources and everyone's time. So, suppose she does get the surgery. Realistically, how many more years is WLS going to add onto her life? The damage from being a death fat has already been done. She won't be able to walk normally, her baby parts are gone and she's going to face an early menopause - and let's not forget that there's still the issue of her not taking a psych eval to address her mentulz.

There were people who were compassionate and duty bound to perform an expensive life-saving surgery on her, yet this pig ignores her health and lets her weight rocket back up to what it was pre-surgery. It'd be better off if she just took the L and ate happily herself to death. It's exhausting to watch her through her cycles. The wastrel that is Big AL needs to die. She's a lost fucking cause.
 
Reading this makes me realize how much Amber is a drain on resources and everyone's time. So, suppose she does get the surgery. Realistically, how many more years is WLS going to add onto her life? The damage from being a death fat has already been done. She won't be able to walk normally, her baby parts are gone and she's going to face an early menopause - and let's not forget that there's still the issue of her not taking a psych eval to address her mentulz.

There were people who were compassionate and duty bound to perform an expensive life-saving surgery on her, yet this pig ignores her health and lets her weight rocket back up to what it was pre-surgery. It'd be better off if she just took the L and ate happily herself to death. It's exhausting to watch her through her cycles. The wastrel that is Big AL needs to die. She's a lost fucking cause.
She won't get WLS. That requires a general anesthesia that no-one is going to give her at her size for what is an elective surgery. Her D&C would have been conscious sedation (most likely using propofol), and her hysterectomy was done using an epidural block. The only weightloss procedure they might consider for her is insertion of an Obera Balloon as that only requires an endoscopy for both insertion and removal.

Incidentally she has taken a pysch evaluation....that's what the hundreds of questions was that she did at the visit to the weightloss surgeon she made a video about. What she hasn't done is had therapy that the pysch evaluation showed was necessary before any WLS had a chance of being successful. The issue of therapy from a reputable pyschologist is where all the deathfats will fail in any attempts to get WLS. These women are all so keen to blame eating disorders and their "mentals", that on first visit to a weightloss centre they'll trip over their fat mouths at the first hurdle and get shown the door. Eating disorders must be treated and under control (in remission) before any bariatric surgeon will perform WLS.
 
Hoo boy.

"The Pioneer Woman" is Ree Drummond. Back in the day, she ran a popular blog where she could for her studly man and their offspring and post the recipes for said food. She was among that first group who realized that if you took a zillions pictures of the food, you could insert them in between paragraphs of your folksy story about what was happening on your cattle ranch, and force people to scroll through all of that (and the ads you placed all over the site) to get to the actual recipe, which was nothing particularly special.

Because of her adulation of her man, and her constant refrains of just how heavenly it was living on and running a working cattle ranch, people (and by people, I mean middle aged white women with some overly romanticized ideas about ranch life and cowboys) asked her to tell them how she met her husband. Being the savvy marketer that she is, she did - in a serialized version on the blog, of course. Eventually, those were collected into a book and published as "Black Heels to Tractor Wheels". She made it sound like she and her husband were just good ol' folk who fell in love and built a dream. In reality, she is the daughter of a doctor, she grew up on a golf course in the upper middle class, and her husband is part of a dynasty, worth himself (at that time) a couple hundred million dollars.

Edit: Oh yeah, on her blog, she always referred to her husband Ladd as "The Marlboro Man" - you know, a rugged cowboy, out rustling dogies. She also called him that in the book.

Then FoodTV, looking for their next Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee signed her, and she's been polluting the airwaves since.

I don't know how long the farms have been around, but if they'd been around at that time, she would have been a terrific inclusion.

That's who she is.




Her "ranch style" stuff is hideous and plays into every single stereotype people have about ranches.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
And her merchandise is tacky, made in China and cheap. The great American Dream. If you can’t be the star, then buy some crap at Walmart and emulate away.
 
She's on IG claiming it's perfectly normal and 'common' to stop breathing during a D&C. I don't want to act like a medical expert because I'm not, but that sounds like a massive load of BS.
Breathing is controlled by wiring That lives really deep in your central nervous system, in a really early part of our brains. It’s more brain stem than actual ‘meatball’ main frame computer. Stopping your breath when you fall asleep is not ok. It’s not normal. You have a few systems designed around preventing that from even happening so She needs to adress this. We know she needs a hundred pillows to prop herself up on. This is why apparently.
 
She won't get WLS. That requires a general anesthesia that no-one is going to give her at her size for what is an elective surgery. Her D&C would have been conscious sedation (most likely using propofol), and her hysterectomy was done using an epidural block. The only weightloss procedure they might consider for her is insertion of an Obera Balloon as that only requires an endoscopy for both insertion and removal.

Incidentally she has taken a pysch evaluation....that's what the hundreds of questions was that she did at the visit to the weightloss surgeon she made a video about. What she hasn't done is had therapy that the pysch evaluation showed was necessary before any WLS had a chance of being successful. The issue of therapy from a reputable pyschologist is where all the deathfats will fail in any attempts to get WLS. These women are all so keen to blame eating disorders and their "mentals", that on first visit to a weightloss centre they'll trip over their fat mouths at the first hurdle and get shown the door. Eating disorders must be treated and under control (in remission) before any bariatric surgeon will perform WLS.
I am not sure about the practice in the U.S., but in the U.K., you must be tested and treated for your sleep apnea before even being considered for surgery with a combination of weight loss and the use of a CPAP machine. The eating disorder will have to be sorted out first too. Amber is now denying sleep apnea even after being told by the attending physician at the ER and has always refused to go to therapy for her eating disorder. I strongly suspect that she was denied again surgery and this is why she is not talking about it.
 
How the fuck would amber even know this? Screenshot_20210418-151802(1).png
 
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