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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Jesus fucking christ, either they don't care about these charges, or they actually endorse it. Aren't background checks the first thing you do when inviting someone to live with you? im MOTI rn
What, you don't think "is your cock a female cock" is a background check?

Also, if the chomo used a cell phone to do it, O.C.G.A. 42-5-18 (the contraband statute) carries a 1-5 year sentence. It seems unlikely this prison has kiosks that would allow you to use social media.
 
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Tran Ranch is in desperate need of new members,
Florida just passed a law saying you have to get a physical to play gender segregated sports, other states are considering this. Parents across the world deadname their children and deny them HRT. We want Tran Ranch to be a home for disaffected trans youth. If you or someone you know LOVES kids, and can be a good mentor, please send them to Tran Ranch.

One child that does not experience gender euphoria, is one child too many.
 
If they committed a sex crime they must register. Since the dude did it to a minor it woud rate as GSI or GSC (gross sexual imposition eg caught propositioning a minor, or gross sexual contact, eg the diddling).

I'm almost sad he was protected. Even in marshmellow camps people that are infamous for harming kids get their asses beat, if their lucky. Had a case where a known multiple convicrion GSC case (we're talking his own kids) got ended... another inmate fed him a ground up florescent bulb. And yes COs, Lieutenants, Majors, will feign ignorance. As long as everyone's stories match up, but not exactly.. shit is a sub file.
 
Tran Ranch is in desperate need of new members,
Florida just passed a law saying you have to get a physical to play gender segregated sports, other states are considering this. Parents across the world deadname their children and deny them HRT. We want Tran Ranch to be a home for disaffected trans youth. If you or someone you know LOVES kids, and can be a good mentor, please send them to Tran Ranch.

One child that does not experience gender euphoria, is one child too many.
They’re using the earth shit to house more exiled troons.
 
You’re so right. At my count, there’s:

- an isolated rural community full of hicks and assorted weirdos
- the presence (maybe??) of a terrifying man called Earl
- a starkly beautiful landscape contrasted by a foreground of daily human minutiae
- a diner
- potential portal(s) to a hell dimension (“am hole” and others)
- potential involvement by the federal government
- a general air of paranoia and frustrated boredom at the same time
- individuals preoccupied with strange niche interests (alpacas, Transformers, eating shit)
- the sense that surely someone is going to snap any day now because there’s no way people can just live like this

Sadly, no pie. And I bet the coffee is shit.
"A M"... in the hole. Did you see that Zack?
 
Tran Ranch is in desperate need of new members,
Florida just passed a law saying you have to get a physical to play gender segregated sports, other states are considering this. Parents across the world deadname their children and deny them HRT. We want Tran Ranch to be a home for disaffected trans youth. If you or someone you know LOVES kids, and can be a good mentor, please send them to Tran Ranch.

One child that does not experience gender euphoria, is one child too many.
if I had a kid that wanted to troon out and be one ot the tranny cowboys at tran ranch I'd slap them and send them to their room, like okay spanking or no spanking, I got my fair share back in the day and I turned out fine, maybe being a punk ass lil emo bitch for awhile, but still any parent indulging the mere whims of a child that can leave to some serious life long health effects, and lead to a path of degeneracy heart break and disappointment is a child abuser, pure and simple.
I've seen the overall effects of the 41 percent tranny mortality rate first hand and they ultimately die a sad and lonely and sad death. this isn't to say should I have a kid and they decided to do this to them selves after 18 that mean I wouldn't stop loving them but I'd be sorely disappointed.
 
if I had a kid that wanted to troon out and be one ot the tranny cowboys at tran ranch I'd slap them and send them to their room, like okay spanking or no spanking, I got my fair share back in the day and I turned out fine, maybe being a punk ass lil emo bitch for awhile, but still any parent indulging the mere whims of a child that can leave to some serious life long health effects, and lead to a path of degeneracy heart break and disappointment is a child abuser, pure and simple.
I've seen the overall effects of the 41 percent tranny mortality rate first hand and they ultimately die a sad and lonely and sad death. this isn't to say should I have a kid and they decided to do this to them selves after 18 that mean I wouldn't stop loving them but I'd be sorely disappointed.
Cool story bro, but I don't remember caring.
 
Jesus fucking christ, either they don't care about these charges, or they actually endorse it. Aren't background checks the first thing you do when inviting someone to live with you? im MOTI rn

That is their trans sister, bigot. Yeah he may have preyed on teenagers from broken homes and got them hooked on drugs and pimped them out and raped them, and the records say "sex trafficking of minors", but that is only because trans sex workers are punished in this fascist shithole late-stage capitalist hell country.

Support trans kids!!! (except these ones that are literal sex slave victims)
 
You’re so right. At my count, there’s:

- an isolated rural community full of hicks and assorted weirdos
- the presence (maybe??) of a terrifying man called Earl
- a starkly beautiful landscape contrasted by a foreground of daily human minutiae
- a diner
- potential portal(s) to a hell dimension (“am hole” and others)
- potential involvement by the federal government
- a general air of paranoia and frustrated boredom at the same time
- individuals preoccupied with strange niche interests (alpacas, Transformers, eating shit)
- the sense that surely someone is going to snap any day now because there’s no way people can just live like this

Sadly, no pie. And I bet the coffee is shit.
If it were truly a David Lynch project, the ladies would be demonstrably lovelier:
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While this probably won't come to pass because there's no way the tranch is going to exist by the time this dude gets out, if it did happen I can see a number of advantages they would glean from bringing in someone like this contrary to what any sense of reason or sanity might indicate.

-Cults specifically look for individuals who have nowhere else to go and thus have no way to escape their control, and you're not going to find many people with fewer places to go than a pedophile who's been locked up for over a decade. Once he was brought into the fold he'd be theirs permanently.

-Even if he doesn't ever make it to the tranch, just the fact they're open about their willingness to accept him makes them more appealing to other marks. After all, if they'd allow some detestable piece of shit who kept a 16 year old crack addicted sex slave in a closet, then they'll for sure accept you too.

-Trannies run on victimhood economically, and narcissists in general run on it emotionally since it protects their ego to believe everything wrong in their life is the result of targeted malicious acts by outside forces rather than their own faults. Yes having a pedo around is going to bring them negative attention, more people will legitimately attack them, and they will simply spin all that negative attention and his original conviction into their narrative of oppression. Fighting imaginary MAGA chuds in black SUVs only goes so far.

-As egotistical predators I have no doubt whatsoever that they get off to the idea of degrading the other members of the area they live in by openly harboring a convicted pedophile, one of the most objectionable things they could do, while knowing (or at least believing) there's nothing the community can do about it.

Point is is we're dealing with a pack of subhuman animals who live in service to their basest urges, so a child rapist would fit into their exploitative hierarchy very well.

its aight I am just being moti after 2 glasses of wine about trans induced lunacy. i'll take my neg rates with grace.
Man, you must be new to KF if your alcohol tolerance is still that low.
 
Not sure if this has been asked yet (this thread moves fast) but how many tips do you think the prison got about this pedo since the all seeing autistic eye cast it's gaze his way? Kiwis don't seem like the narc type but this guy deserves to rot for the full 20.
Almost all rules are off when it comes to chomo fucks like this publicly bending over and spreading like this. They gonna get raped. I'd bet at least as many lurkers as posters reported this piece of shit. I'm glad @Gone Ham noted the specific statement of intent to violate parole.

And not to brigade, but note that they only allow 150 characters for the actual report, but 500 characters for urls and pages. So you can fit more stuff into the url section than the report. So I put in a bunch of urls, with parentheticals saying what they were, and then just a brief summary into the 150 characters.

Also bit.ly can save you characters on the urls, although I think full links to things like Twitter profiles are probably better.

Finally, fun fact: only two states have rat-out forms specifically to rat out social media and cell phone using inmates: Georgia and Indiana. What a divine coincidence this particular stupid motherfucker happened to be in one of those two states.
 
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