Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pepper Jack]

She is live and potentially BEEZIN

 

[Smoovy Jay]

She is live and potentially BEEZIN

Like @Honeycrispsky pointed out, it's Saturday, she deserves this.

 

[IBrokeBob]

If something broke inside of her and she truly is able to lose weight, she will be shocked into stopping very soon. The sheer amount of skin on that awful head is astounding. She is going to look like (even more of) a monster with any decent weight loss. She's almost 40, nearly bald, without estrogen - the ship on skin elasticity has sailed.

Maybe we're already seeing the effects that weight loss is having on her face. Maybe it's in our imaginations. But her previously mentioned fear of loose skin was likely around her body. I don't think she's even considered the effect of loose skin on her face, chins, and neck.

It's hard to think of a 400lber as vain, but that's Chantal. She's strangely proud of her face, and thinks that it mitigates her body in some way. What will she do when the chins starts sagging, the wrinkles form, and then she's truly left with nothing but improved health? She'll be binging on purpose in no time.

Yeah, the weight loss always shows in the face. It ages the face about a decade. Even a facelift would not completely fix it because the elasticity in the skin is shot. The skin takes on that softer, paper thin type type skin seen in much older people.

That's not even to consider the entire body that would also need a total redo. Given her hygiene and healing capacity, combined with her absolute refusal to acknowledge and properly treat medical issues brought on by her own actions and choices and its all downhill from here no matter what happens

 

[Puta Bruja]

Her lips look more like an Anus with every passing day. How are they so wrinkley? Also, her lip liner is horrible drawn on and not even close to her lips. She's trying to make her lips look fuller but failed miserably just like with everything she's ever tried to do.
It's difficult for me to even look at her because her head is so incredibly large and the lack of neck makes her look so uncomfortable it's suffocating. I just can't imagine looking in the mirror and not being mortified at the amount of fat being stored around the head and neck and starving myself before ever stepping out in public again. I tried to watch some of her live when she was wearing the dress and wig but the second hand cringe and embarrassment from her neck and head fat was too much for me to tolerate. I don't know how she can live with herself. It is pure mental illness that keeps her alive.

 

[Pepper Jack]

 

[Ofelia]

Touched her ass and then touched her mouth and then her eyelid. Nice. Really nice. I’m so ashamed she’s a woman.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Crazy! She lucked out. I thought dating apps were all a scam. I wonder if there are rich Italian ladies just waiting for the shut in weirdo of their dreams to message them. I gotta brush up on my Italian I guess.

I'm just waiting for her to say he was arrested or in the hospital and she has to send money, but don't worry he will definitely pay her back. There is a reason these scammers look for fat women, and it's not because they want to touch their belly, it's because they are more desperate. Chantal is the perfect victim for a dating scam.

 

[It'sBecauseICare]

The pics of the 6'7" guy--that hilarious. He's LEANING IN ALL PICS. It's his 'pose.' In NO WAY he is 6 foot 7, please. You can see him in front of a doorway and he looks like a guy that is at least a foot shorter than that.

Chantal falls for anything.

 

[440088]

Apparently this is Taha Kellil, the Dubai-based Algerian who is into bald fat women:

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Here's his WhatsApp number:
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And this seems to be one of the Italian men:
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bro. Those are prostitutes. As somebody that has been in the online world for awhile.... and I might be wrong.... but I’m sure others that have been in the “dating apps” world for awhile might also be able to spot it. Those are male hustlers, lmao. Chantal might be too stupid to see a hustler running game on her. But those men aren’t interested in her the way she thinks they are.

Edit:
I went to look through their Instagram for some red flags. One is constantly promoting his SoundCloud and shit and telling people to vote and promoting his music



And the other one travels the world constantly with no job. (Red flag for escorting)

both of these scream hustler.

 

[Barbarella]

This bitch has always been though life-change phases. This is just another. She was “plant-based” for a while and lied about meat eating, until she go caught.Her relationship with Bibi was a longer lie. Her engagement to Peetz was another fantasy. I don’t think I need to tell most how many things she’s focused on, from looking cute in summer clothes to Everest base camp.

She’s really just a delusional human pushed by the wind with no ability to achieve even the smallest thing (like laundry) , and sometimes things catch her eye and she really believes they will happen.

Now it’s European traveling and fucking men. We could debate “why this?” But it’s likely her medication and age. Soon enough, she’ll realize this fantasy will not happen, like all the others she’s left in the dust. Null is right, to just take it as it comes. The higher she flies the bigger the comedown.

As for this incident with Peetz. I think all of us who live with somebody and has been trapped since Covid feels a bit annoyed. But we all know how to handle it-ask your partner to take a walk for 30 minutes or grab some coffee or whatever and you do the same. Venting to strangers just shows how emotionally retarded she is. But as idiotic as Peetz is, he may understand her better than we think.

We all know none of her dreams will come true. She may lose 30 lbs but not not use that jumpstart more. As soon as she stops it, the weight will come back and then some, along with illnesses.

So what’s next? Once she knows-as she has learned with all her other obsessions that it won’t happen-what will she do? Continue her lives? Go back to videos? Unlikely, she likes being queen of chat. Maybe weed will be the mythical gateway drug for her and we’ll see Chinny using H on camera. Anything is possible except her getting her life together.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Beezerdex - gotta catch em all!

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

Hello BP residents. Here is Jabba's updated POF. Still lying about her true intentions and hiding the gunt.

Lol, sexercise.

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I love that she is implying she might be the other woman and some sad sap might risk his marriage just to get some of that hot fupa. Maybe she glorifies being a sex object men use and throw away since it happened to her as a teen, but there is absolutely nothing sexy about being a home wrecker. even men married to fatsos wouldn't dare risk their marriage for this fatso cus of her awful personality, though. delusion on so many levels. she would probably have more success exercising by just standing up and sitting down a few times than trying to find a man desperate enough to fuck her.

 

[brooky]

bro. Those are prostitutes. As somebody that has been in the online world for awhile.... and I might be wrong.... but I’m sure others that have been in the “dating apps” world for awhile might also be able to spot it. Those are male hustlers, lmao. Chantal might be too stupid to see a hustler running game on her. But those men aren’t interested in her the way she thinks they are.

I think it's more likely a love scam. We've discussed the world of male escort services for women here before, and those services are actually extremely expensive and out of her reach. If Chantal were approached by a man who looked like this while on vacation in Jamaica or DR, or even Europe, then yeah, they're hookers. But these dudes are never going to interact with her in person. So they don't need to be hot at all. Much more efficient for an average or ugly dude, or group of them, to operate several profiles to scam lovesick women for maximum $$$.

 

[440088]

I think it's more likely a love scam. We've discussed the world of male escort services for women here before, and those services are actually extremely expensive and out of her reach. If Chantal were approached by a man who looked like this while on vacation in Jamaica or DR, or even Europe, then yeah, they're hookers. But these dudes are never going to interact with her in person. So they don't need to be hot at all. Much more efficient for an average or ugly dude, or group of them, to operate several profiles to scam lovesick women for maximum $$$.

my apologies for the late edit on my original post. I don’t think they are traditional prostitute in the sense of leave the money on the nightstand. But they are deff hustlers who don’t have the same intentions Chantal does. 10000 agree these are new age online prostitutes promoting their shitty music and stuff. The one that travels tho. He legit seems like a hooker traveling and shit with no obvious means of income. And promoting his work outs and stuff on his social media (advertising his body for attention) so he can have a means to travel (Or place to crash if he’s in Chantals area or maybe have her buy him a meal) it’s like couch surfing in a way except you get people to buy you things. Either way - it’s super obvious these men aren’t interested in fat balding women that shit themselves. There is some kind of grifter attention they are giving Chantal. And not romantic attraction.

 

[People are Stupid]

Please, Chantal, stop conjugating your stupid made up word "beezin!" "Beezoire" and

Supercalifragilisticespiallabeeezoire!​

 

[Puta Bruja]

Supercalifragil..bullshit live recap. Watched a little over an hour of it and recapped it for those who don't have the stomach to watch. Tried my best.

Spoiler

*starts live by lip smacking and playing with her bald head and reading off all of the names joining in.



*"I have a wedgie" as she tries her best to reach the back side of her underwear and is clearly struggling. I'm not even sure if she successfully reached it. She absolutely cannot wipe her own ass and she shits 12 times a day.. Just let that sink in..



*continues to name names.. Then mentions the name of her live in case nobody noticed it?



*asks about the new tales of the crypt twice and she says she watched it. Someone asks her why didn't she clean and she says unmm.. What did I do? And says she is taking to a new guy and hung out with Peetz for a little bit.



*someone is named poopoosinthekitchen and she reads it off without reacting. Someone in chat says she's lazy and she jokingly agrees. Says she didn't have any edibles.



* she confirms she has ate edibles.. 100 and something mg she says while looking at the package.



*"so... BBj!! What, what? Are you laughing at how many mg I had? I like that this dress has pockets, yaknow? Nice pockets.. Rustyspoons! What are you doing Rustyspoons? Ya my tolerance is up I have to eat like 100!" this obviously makes her feel like the cool kid saying this. Ugh.



*starts autistic rocking back n forth. The edibles are kicking in apparently.



*naming off more people still. This shit is so fucking annoying. Lip pushing.



*says she never dropped acid thinks she smoked it but isn't even sure though.. She's a lie. You would have known if you've done fuckin acid before or not you stupid idiot.



*she says she's messaging from a really cute guy from Paris but doesn't remember his ethnicity. Now says he lives in Canada. She's making this up as she goes.



*someone calls her out abt the lsd claim and she doubles down and says that's what they told her it was tho!!



*hasn't talked to Croatia guy today maybe she'll talk to him down the line tho.



*keeps speaking abt her stupid ear rings.



*saying hi to more people and thanking her chat for the compliments.



*"I'm taking to dudes and I love it I love it!! I don't like dating sdn being all serious".. Says she has a wedgie again and tries to pull it out multiple times but can't reach.



*says a couple who wants to have a 3some messaged her but she can't do it again bc she's not that adventurous. She has anxiety.



*says that she is going to make a new YouTube video soon.



*does the hick up inhale thing. She obviously is having issues breathing. Lip push. She's insufferable.



*harasses her cat



*lip push



*cat blocks camera



*says peetz is not moving out and neither is she.



*heavy breathing and yawning.



*eyes darting around as she's trying to think of a new lie to tell people.



*says she can't meet anyone right now.. Right now. Guess she'll just have to wait she says.



*brags that she's getting snaps on snap chat right now and then says she's not eating right now bc she was really bad bc peetz wanted supper so she had to order a hot dog and mocha milkshake and she didn't feel good aftsr so she's not eating for the rest of the night but if she gets super hungry she has left over chips and the last taco and the bean dip and the guac.. She says excitingly!



*lip smacking and talking about food with chat.



*someone in chat says her waist was snatched in her dress when she stood up.. She had to read it out loud.



*chat is complaining abt being blocked. She says to email her and she'll unblock.



*says she has a comb nearby so she can brush her hair constantly. Tells chat what shampoo she's using. Claims she over lined her lips.. Lol



*says she hasn't spoken to that other guy today.. Whoever that is.



*she doesn't remember her hair goals but complains her hair is thin and oily



*chat asks if she feels like her mods block too many ppl and she says not anymore!!



*chat says boys make her depressed and she reads it dramatically as a hate comment.



*talking about hair products she's tried. Taking personal note to avoid all mentioned.



*theres a bunch of dudes!! Doesn't remember them all unless saves them with descriptive word! So many dudes!



*knows someone with one testicle she claims



*says she has messed up talking to guys about how many people she is talking to bc so many... Says it was embarrassing guys!!



*why didn't she walk earlier chat asks.. Says she didn't feel like it yaknow?



*chat says she looks spring fresh and she read it out to thank them



*asked if she likes Arby's lol she says yes but not as much as she used to



*laughing abt itchy testicles like a middle school girl



*says she's done sexy video chat and would again



*says she has a lot on her mind, ya know?



*chat says hates lip stick so she removes it says she hates it too!!



*says looks like she ate sketti with her freshly removed lipstick. Food!



*ew hair in mouth!



*no point to live stream it's just to hang out guys!



*sings asking who wants to donate some hair??



*says she's had followers be nice for like two years then be troll status like wtf ya know??



*super chat incoming! Asks wtf up with Canada covid? She doesn't know..



*chat misses her farts.. Says she hasn't been farting and doesn't know why but rlly weird yaknow??!



*chat keeps autisticly asking abt her shit makeup. She has no real answers



*says lips are dry and applies lip gloss.. Uses this as excuse for lip smacking



*trying to decide if she wants to keep taking to this one guy or not..



*says she's gonna do videos guys! Really!



*so! What r we gonna do? She asks. Says she needs to get water. Doesn't get water.



*says she can't go for drive guys!



*snaps incoming!



*thanking chat for compliments.



*clicking sounds with mouth



*50 shades with bbj..? Says cat stinks. Uses retarded voice to talk to cat. Says breath smells bad but she likes it! She loves cat! Smells cat's breath and confirms it does smell bad!



*chat complain abt her eyebrows. She starts complaining abt wedgie and owe!! Tries to pick out again! Can't reach!



*says butt is so large it consumes everything n she's wearing lacy underwear and they hurt bc wedgie guys! Doesn't wear lacy stuff!



*says hair hasn't grown!



*super chats! Thanks!



*chat asks what dream guy looks like? Tall.. Rich.. Umm sounds so bad guys! She's just kidding! She doesn't see anything!



*clear throat



*wedgie and lacy bloomers talk again



*does hamburger eye jig and immediately out of breath



*says something sexy about guy rubbing ur butt when wearing lacy underwear guys!



*can't even tell u how many offers she's received for a good time and she never accepts!! Hates meeting ppl for first time! Hates awkward! Ugh! Ya know? Anyway..



*sighs



*chat asks what hamburger eyes is? Says when ur eyes are fucking.. Mumbles something..



*eats edibles. Says only nibbles small bites now!



*tells someone to go in bathroom to jack off with flesh light to hide from gf and pretend they have poopoos



*hair in eye!! BRB guys u don't wanna see this! Poking eye! Hair so ugly! Don't talk abt me being a skank behind my back bc I am one! Tries to put hair up in fake bun clip and it looks bad.



*tells chat BRB again wanna check all her messages!! Pretends to check..



*shows off bingo wing trying to pull up brawl strap



*doesn't have 3 phones guys! Ok has 3 phones.. But only has ig dl on this one! (wut?)



*throat clears



*says ppl scared frank away!!



*dunno why has 3 phones!



*idk what happened to frank! Hopefully nothing!



*leave frank alone! He very nice!



*chat says only drug dealers have 3 phones.. Not true! New phone comes out n I want! That why!



*cam blurry?? Cleavage wipes!



*booby bite! Haha!



*girl.. Lot of cat fishes! So annoyed! Omg! Ugh! Fuck!



*there is.. Don't even wanna talk about it.. Don't wanna sound like a bitch..



*says only chatting with guys! She straight! Only want the d! Nothing wrong with knowing what u want guys!



*haven't watched the circle yet!



*chat asks if full pics on profile?? Used to.. Not now.. But doesn't mind showing body! Will put some up! Cause I look the way I look, ya know?? LOFUCKINL



*wtf going on in here?!



*men love curvy women! Sends pics of full body obviously! Unless video chat! Never given her a problem! But it's been crazy.. But fun! Ya know?



*yah yah I'm wild what ever!



*it's 11! What a Saturday..



*laughing about being fat beard lady.. Says shaves chin hair but would embrace a beard guys!



*balding big lady chat says! She says shut up but ur rite yaknow? Just got a match!!



*what's a trap phone?



*hungry hamburger eyes!



*throat clear



*chat tells her she should worry when you have more chin on ur head.. Just laughs nervously



*ya she ok!



*she need bigger hamburger eyes!



*HAHA



*what advice do you have for small YouTubers? Says not to ask her for advice and to put out consistent content like she do!



*cat queen!



*Steve Buscemi? I would fuck him ya!



*I did two years of uni!



*getting high on stream not content?? Y not?? Want me to go sky diving??



*need to stop eating these edibles!



*movie nite!



*says wants huge guy to cuddle for movie nite.. Would b so awesome!



*says could go full 24 h without getting high! Of course! She COULD.



*members only chat?



*I dunno how many edibles!



*mentions will only eat left overs if she even eats tonite.. Mexican food. Dunno if she feels like eating taco. But chips with beans and guac.. So good!



*injection? Made me feel like appetite less, food thought less!



*best taken w food? Idk? Rlly? Feel effects? Idk what she's referring to.



*she says she doesn't like facing problems that for sure!



*says she could go fuck peetz but don't want to but could, yah?



*says doesn't think she is avoiding health issues but whatever u can think what you want!



*says doesn't know u can build tolerance so quickly from edibles guys omg but going thru so quickly!



*hates blood draws



*throat clear multiple times



*breezing!



*definitely has to take tolerance break!



*how much bag of edibles? Like 13 bucks but can get cheaper! Depends on mg..



*says doesn't wanna polish off edibles bc wanna sit in chat and live high and not go to bed!



*uhhh



*i don't go on Twitter guys!



*is not seeing shapes



*4/20? Oh shit! Gotta order more edibles guys. Can't believe how much edibles she ate!



*4/20 party!



*hasn't tried skittles edibles yet



*tequila!



*doesn't know why started doing edibles! Always like them! Goes thru phases where she goes thru lots of drugs!



*says something is a big possibility but doesn't live in fear of it.. Idk what she is referring to bc she didn't read it out loud.



*doesn't remember when weed was legalized! Such stoner.



*says she tried weed at 15 and got so baked she passed out while ppl were partying around her and she was super sick when she woke up and had spiders crawling all on her and was so bad but super fun but so dangerous! So baked didn't care! Could have been raped! Those were the days she says.. Totally true!... Sure Jan.



*chat says smells like stuffing she asks if they farted



*blames asma on breathing. Part of the problem!



*you guys will never guess new guys name guys. Says no one she is really crushing on right now. Just meeting multiple people so she will have options when lock down over but no relationship! Just friends! No nick! No.



*chat guessing names.. Nope! Haha! Never will guess it.



*says was talking to weirdo earlier and his profile pic was under him like up his nose. Says he asked if she would bang him or date him and she hasn't replied but doesn't think blocked yet!

OK.. Sorry my friends but I gotta check out. I made it to 1:07:49 and I can't even go on. My recap is getting increasingly more autistic as I continue and will be incomprehensible if I try to get to the end of the stream. She's too retarded and so are her followers.. Some really delusional shit she says as usual. Mostly lies..

Edit: shit thanks mods for the spoiler I'm an idiot dawg I forgot!

 

[hesterprynne]

I can't watch her lives anymore, just don't have it in me, so I very much appreciate people taking shifts on recapping.

To show my appreciation, I took tonight's shift and suffered through an entire 4-hour high as balls livestream.

It was insanely boring and consisted entirely of her responding to chat comments and questions. It was 4 hours of Chantal hanging out with her closest friends. And me.

Supercalifragilisticespiallabeeezoire Livestream Recap​

Spoiler: I don't recommend reading this recap, it's not worth it, but click if you enjoy pain.

*weird faces and hair shakes/brushes hair as she waits for her adoring fans to arrive*

Wearing a white flowered shirt, and we can all be thankful it's not the green flowered shirt or the cat pajamas. Heavy make up with sparkly brown eye shadow.

• She did not clean, announces she has and picks a wedgie
• Greets all the regulars. Hi Travonda!!
• Why didn't she clean? She is talking to a new guy, and hung out with peetz for a little bit. Got distracted from answering this question by announcing names from chat. Hi Jessica!!
• "I didn't have any edibles tonight. Just kidding. How many milligrams? A hundred and something." Hi Snatch Batch!! Her tolerance is up. She is smiley.
• I like that this dress has pockets, you know? Rushty Schpoons! What are you doing Rusty Spoons??
• She's messaging with a really really cute guy from Paris, but not sure of his ethnicity. He lives in Canada now. HI CANDACE!! BBJ!! HI PEBBLES!!
• Hasn't talked to the Croatian today but might talk to him down the line. HI MINDY
• She LOVES that she's talking to 2 dudes. Another wedgie. It's just fun, you know? Meeting different kinds of people.
• Got a message from a couple that wants a threesome but she's just not that adventurous anymore. HI RIA!
• She has anxiety, you know, she's going to make another, several, videos soon. BBJ!! [seems like a weird tic when she shouts BBJ, as BBJ is behind her not doing anything.]
• Multiple audience members say they prefer prerecorded videos and miss her vlogs.
• Knows she has to clean tomorrow. SAM!!
• Peetz isn't moving out, and neither is Chantal. Nothing is happening.
• Hi Travonda!
• She can't meet anybody right now (like tinder men) so she'll have to wait. She needs pandemic peen. Dammit.
• She was really bad for dinner tonight, because Peetz wanted it, She got a hot dog and fries but didn't eat many. She got a milkshake and had most of it. Not eating for the rest of the night but it she does it'll be leftover Mexican food - tacos, chips, bean dip, and guac.
• Hi Racquel!!
• Email Chantal to be unblocked, she has no idea why so many people are blocked [lol] bigbeautifulme@gmail.com
• Mooney Eyes… "so I haven't talked to the other guy today"
• Does she feel like her mods block too many people? "Not anymore"
• [Mostly she's just talking to chat and responding and it's insanely boring.] "Thank you Lola. Yeah Kiera. Tiffany, thank you."
• She's talking to so many guys she has to put a description next to their name in her phone, some trait like "beard" so she knows who it is
• Does the finger in the mouth lipstick thing
• Why didn't she drive or walk earlier? "Didn’t feel like it."
• [THIS IS INSANELY BORING WHY IS ANYONE ACTUALLY WATCHING THIS]
• Giggles about Rusty Spoons having one testicle
• She has a lot on her mind, you know?
• Complains about lipstick looking orange in this light and wipes it off.
• Some weird breathing or coughing tic around 24:00
• Sings "who wants to donate some hair to me, can't you seeeeee???"
• She's had followers turn into trolls after 2 years of being nice to her
• Someone misses her farts, she says she doesn't know why but she hasn't farted lately at all
• She's trying to decide if she wants to keep talking to this one guy or not. Hi Melody!! Thanks Lola!
• She's going to do videos, she is.
• She can't go for a drive right now, she's under the influence
• Thank you Beezy Poofs!! ($2 super chat, no message)
• BBJ smells like cat food. Stupid cat voice. She likes the smell of BBJ's breath even though it stinks.
• Sofa King invites her to NYC to visit via 4.99 superchat, insists they aren't a troll, which they have been accused of consistently
• Sofa King also insists they are a man via a second 4.99 super chat. Chantal bets them any money they are actually a woman. "But that's fine." "Send me a picture" Many comments on the true nature of sofa king.
• Is her hair growing? Her hair isn't growing, no
• What does your dream guy look like? "My dream guy is tall, ripped, that sound so bad, I don't see anything"
• Discussion the trials and tribulations of lacey underwear
• She can't even tell you how many offers of a good time she's been given, and she hasn't gone to a single one. She doesn't know why, just hates meeting people for the first time, the awkwardness. [I can tell you… none]
• What is hamburger eyes? It's when you're high as a fucking kite. But she is pacing herself now with the edibles, she's taking little bites. Worse comes to worse she lays down and goes to bed.
• Rusty Spoons is horny and his girlfriend isn't in the mood but doesn't like when he takes care of himself. Chantal suggests a fleshlight, or saying he has diarrhea, going to the bathroom, and going to wank bank town
• Turns camera away to poke at her eyeball. Says her hair is so ugly. Can't see the chat and is worried that the chat is talking about her being a skank. "Because I am one actually"
• Checks her phone messages. "Give me a second."
• Hi Kinzie!!
• Why does she have to take a break to check messages when she has 3 phones? She doesn't have 3 phones. Okay she does have 3 phones but she only has instagram downloaded on *this one*. She has 3 phones she doesn't know why.
• Is Frank here? I don't think frank is here, you guys should leave him alone.
• Only drug dealers have 3 phones. That isn't true. Thank you Sandy!!!
• There are a lot of catfishes, she gets so annoyed, GRRRR, Fuck, (sounds high af). I don't want to sound like a bitch, but……. (gets distracted)
• Are you chatting with women? No. <sing song voice>I some D, not some P, not some V, wait, I do want some P but the other P </sing song voice>
• Does she have full body pics up? She doesn't know but she used to. Sends pics of her full body if they don't video chat. Did have them on her profile at first. It's been fun, you know?

• Giggles at the roadside attraction comment. "I would be the fat lady, the bearded lady." [being super high has really reduced her rage reactions]
• Eats more edibles "I need bigger hamburger eyes". Eats even more edibles.
• What advice do you have for new youtubers? "To not ask me for advice hahahaha. Put out consistent content like I do."
• She did 2 years of university.
• Getting high on stream isn't content. Why not? What do you want me to do? Go skydiving? What if I get too high? I should stop eating this. [eats edibles] If I stop the stream and lay down you know why.
• I would love to have a guy to just cuddle with and watch a movie on a huge couch that could fit both of us that would be so awesome.
• Could she go a whole 24 hours without getting high? Of course I could. What about 5 days? I don't want to but I could.
• Doesn't know how much she has taken. Not eating anything tonight. But if she does it'll be leftovers.
• The injection makes her appetite… makes her think of food a lot less, you know?
• I don't think I'm avoiding my health issues but whatever, you can think what you want.
• What do the edibles taste like? Edibles taste like candy with a hint of weed. Didn't know you could build a tolerance so quickly, I am just breezing through these. On the worst trip she greened out twice.
• I don't want to go to bed, I want to sit here, high. [PLEASE GO TO BED]
• She better order some more edibles for 420, gonna need a whole pack. Can't believe all the edibles she ate.
• Why did you start doing edibles all of the sudden? I don't know, I go through phases where I do a bunch of drugs and then I just don't, you know? But these are legal.
• *Doesn't say anything.* "What was I going to say?" *stares of into space*
• Her first time trying cannabis she was 15 and got so baked at a party, passed out and woke up on rocks with spiders crawling on her. Everyone else was partying around her. [Made up story]
• Not doing any relationship stuff at all, it's going to be all multiple "friends"
• There's some guy she's talking to she wont share the name of, chat is trying to guess… [I zoned out for a minute here, positive I didn't miss anything important]. Chat spends several minutes listing names while Chantal says "no, no, no." [I can't believe I am transcribing this.] "It's a name we can't pronounce, basically." More guesses. "I think it's a Croatian name." Chat asks for first letter of the name. [Dear God, these imbeciles.]
• Hi Amy!
• Sings "The neverending stoooorrrryyy"
• "God, please don't green out"
• She gets a lot of international follow requests which she responds to because they are hot and it's harmless fun
• Responds to chat for a long time with short answers. "Yeah, Emily. No I don't think so." etc
• Decided to go out on a limb and swiped right on boys who are way out of her league… "you'd be surprised at the ones that liked me back and messaged me." [I'd be surprised if they were real]
• Chat asks if they are real. She has a way to find out if they are real or not, and if they aren't, see ya!
• "Everyone likes motorboating titties" (response to chat comment)
• How do you know if someone's a catfish? You just feel it out, you know? I want to video chat them right away. If they protest I block them right away usually.
• I have a fork here, what was I gonna eat? I had a hot dog and it came with a poutin but it was gross kinda so I just had a bite of that. Definitely beezin behaviors. Definitely indeed beezin behaviors.
• Am I even high? How do I know if I'm high? [probably by the way you're slurring]
• Has talked to the Croatian on the phone but not on video [okay but that goes against your catfish policy does it not?]
• I don't mind talking on the phone but I don't like video chatting, I'm too shy. [But you video chat everyone to suss out catfishes!!!]
• I don't care about this one because I just love his voice. So if my relationship is just with this voice I'm okay with that. Don't underestimate the power of a good voice in your ear.
• Why am I not confident? Sometimes I am and sometimes I'm not. [voice is even more slow and slurred]
• Joe has just arrived. "So this guy... he is... oh I wont tell you about him, but he's very persistent about meeting."
• I'm okay, I'm not that high. I blew off the Moroccan. I feel like a bitchy... like a player. You don't know these people, you don't owe them. I don't know if Bibi's dating or not, haven't talked to him in at least a week. Last time I talked to him he wasn't.
• She likes to be pursued, would be pursued more if she lost weight.
• Fupa has shrunk and is smaller than ever
• Prefers spontaneous sexual encounters, that just happen, you know?
• A guy is messaging her, not sure if she will respond because he has a weird kink. "What do I sayyyy??"
• She used to hump her dolls as a kid when going through puberty
• Wants chicken parmesan right now
• Guy she is messaging said "wakey wakey what are you having for the munchies?". She takes a break to respond.
• Why are you on dating sites if you wont meet people in person? She will meet people in person just not right now. She met nicholas in person.
• She's giving up all sorts of conversation with randoms for us. Just joking!!
• Hi Bae Nation!!
• Chat says the dude doesn't exist. "Why doesn't he exist?? People must think I'm so reproachaable, is that the word, that a single other human wouldn't want to talk to me. Oh repulsive is the word. Well guess what you think that but not everybody does."
• She's kinda hungry.
• Sings "Rush, rush".
• Would she date a chubby guy? yeah, why not.
• What am I going to have to eat? This is bad, very bad. You know what I want? Cannoli. A big, juicy, italian.... teehee... super mario would be hot right now but he's so hot he can look on his phone and be like "who do I want to eff tonight?" I think he does that and picks someone he's in the mood for.
• You need to go to bed. I'm not going to bed why do I need to go to bed? [YOU NEED TO GO TO BED] It's fine, it's early, I'm not even that high.
• Super mario loves when she sends pictures of her ass. "Therefore..... I idon't know". Wouldn't mind a ride that was face down, ass up. "That sounds like a good time"
• "I talk so slow when I'm high? Sorry."
• Why can't I talk about men? Ugghhh. Are you guys for real complaining about it? I like expressing myself freely. [Most chat validates her but some say it's getting old.] "I'm a sexual being."
• What's wrong with Peetz? Nothing is wrong with him, we're not fighting, I just like having space to myself sometimes, you know what I mean? It's not anything against anybody.
• I'm trying to think if I should eat...ooh... olives...yessss
• [stares at chat, can seem to barely read or talk]
• We're going to get back to the grind on monday. we're doing this glow up thing. Another challenge is to not fall in love with a single person online dating because that will impede my travel plans. Needs to add a workout routine in to get a 6-pack. Or will the skin block the 6-pack? She really wants a 6-pack, she had a dream she had one and it was great. The stomach is a very sensual spot. Shows us where Nicholas touched her. He made her stomach feel included.
• Chastises chat for not listening to what she said. HI David!!
• Do I have hamburger eyes? I want to watch texas chainsaw massacre, part 3. What was I going to munch on?
• Ponders what her facial features will look like when she loses all the weight. She's still on the list for WLS. Doesn't know current weight. Last weight on March 25th was 372.
• Will she weight in on live? Probably. It will take insane mental strength but I ask myself what I want more. I'm becoming obsessed with my transformation, it keeps me from being obsessed over food. It's like switching the obsession but healthier than food. Do you know what I mean? I need to obsess over something. Not obsess, passionate, otherwise I'm bored and lose interest. I hate that I lose interest so quickly in things and prefer instant gratification, I'm learning to be patient. Waiting long terms is so hard you know? I want to be passionate about turning my life around because I feel it could be a whole different life. I just get so bored.
• Her anxiety is debilitating.
• It's like we're all hanging out, I love it.
• Did she ever have her eye doctor appointment? She forgot about it.
• Gets up to leave and get food. Picks another wedgie, 3rd or 4th of the night.
• [we watch an empty chair for a few minutes, mark this off on your bingo cards]
• She brings back a bunch of foods for her "muchies type deal situation". We've got brown guacamole, chips, bean dip, olives, marinara, and several string cheeses
• She understands if people don't like watching her be stoned, but she's going through something right now and she's enjoying the edibles. Chat says she looks like someone who used heroin. "Okay."
• [The eating noises are horrible and I am suffering]
• Tells mods not to time out anybody, unless, you know
• extended discussion of which mods in chat are or are not beezin
• discussion of ambien, Chantal has never done Ambien
• She has wicked munchies right now. [disgusting eating noises]
• Jabba TheHut wants a summary of the last 3 hours. Chantal says you can't get a summary if you don't hang out with us. [Sorry Chantal, actually YOU CAN get a summary. Right here.]
  
  
  
  
  [MaryRose Morgan needs to get a fucking life]
• It might be because I'm hormonal but I low key want to have sex with Jake Paul. I want to tie him down to a mattress and hump him all over.
• [incredibly repulsive eating noises]
• Who slept all day? Me? [crunch crunch] I slept pretty much all day. No, no. I don't remember. It was early enough.
• Chat asks about the dentist. Was I supposed to go to the dentist? [crunch crunch crunch] (smiles to show disgusting teeth)
• Makes orgasm face over olives
• Hurricanes are scary, she doesn't get them in canada but can "emphasize" with people who do
• Chat wants Peetz "I'll have to go unchain him" [Is this the first time i have ever heard Chantal say something actually sort of funny?!]
• When was the last time you felt jealous? I feel jealous every day at least once, I think we have passive emotions in our lies, we all have passive jealousy or envy, you're just observing it, like that girl has such amazing hair, it happens every day. [the last thing I was personally jealous of was right now, of people not watching this live]
• [still eating and eating and eating]
• "There this guy, I don't know if I should tell you this, put a 1 in the chat if I should tell you this... it's about... no no nevermind I can't tell you. " Chat is all 1s. "Why are my fingers yellow? Where have my fingers been? I'm tripping out." Giggle giggle giggle. "It's too personal." "I pickled my fingers." Alright, I was having phone sex with this guy, I wont tell you which one it was. Giggle giggle giggle. He really likes to say, I can't even say it, he likes to say this phrase a lot, he'll go "mmm, yes please" giggle giggle giggle. She's imitating the way he says "mmmm" and keeps losing her shit giggling.
• She's going to need boob surgery, her boobs are heavy and make her hunch over. Same thing happened to her mom.
• Her Bra size is 46 D or C, she can't remember.
• She has no idea who is blocking everyone [maybe your 75 mods? just a guess] There's something going on she'll have to investigate. Doesn't think it's her mods. [It's your mods]. Chat says it's her mods and they are out of control. "They aren't out of control."
• Inane responding to chat comments. Hi di Ho wants to know if Chantal still cares about her and Chantal swears she does. Hi di ho has been blocked for a while.
• She's not into BDSM.
• Extreme giggling and statements/songs about being high
• Joe wants her to get off [You and me both Joe]
• Marisa wants to play Mario Kart. Chantal is eating more olives.
• There is some drama as to whether or not KarateJoe hates Snatched Batch going on in the chat. KarateJoe neither confirms nor denies that he hates Snatched Batch.
• Chantal eats peanut butter, claims to have crazy munchies, but is done eating for the night. Her peanut butter has a foreign object in it.
• Marisa is going to bed. [Never got her Mario Kart game. Sorry Marisa.]
• KarateJoe suggests that if she wants to eat peanut butter she buys planters brand because it's owned by kraft. [Karate joe does not explain why he has an affinity for kraft peanut butter]
• You know what I want so bad? A plain hershey bar and a clean jar of peanut butter. She can workout tomorrow then go to the store and get chocolate and peanut butter. Just kidding.
• Annie P is going to bed.
• [Why are over 1,000 people watching this nonsense? The only person who has a legitimate reason to be watching this trash is me.]
• KarateJoe wants her to end the stream but she's not ready. [I'm fucking ready. It's become a battle of wills though. Me versus Chantal. David vs. Goliath.]
• She will be resuming a video schedule next week, that's the intention [lol] She can make videos, that's not the problem.
• She's going to watch The Circle tonight [Viewers have dropped to 930]
• Tomorrow is cleaning day. She's going to go lay down. [She can barely keep her head up and eyes open and is slurring slowly.] Wonders if it's midnight. [It's 2am]
• "Some of the gummies are activating right now." [she's high out of her mind] Chat reminds her not to forget her cpap.
• HI LEWIS!!!
• "Why do you guys want me to go to bed? Why is there barbecue meat in my chat? Why? I'm not making a fool of myself."
• What does Lewis call croutons? Do they have croutons or do they use scones? Lewis says they don't put scones on salad.
• Lewis thinks Chantal is a national treasure. [fuck you Lewis she was ready to go lay down until you showed up]
• "No one ate a bunny." *Giggle* She feels like shit about hitting the bunny. "Do you think it's plotting revenge?
• Chantal wonders whats going on with Hi di Ho and is this the real Hi di Ho?
• Chantal needs to lay down. Lewis wants to play mario kart.
• Says she's going to lay down but instead points the camera at sam and starts yelling Chubbyoos and singing some fucking song in cat voice. [god i want to die]
• *just stares at the screen with a blank face*
• "Why is everyone saying goodnight, did everyone decide we're getting off?"
• "I think I'm going to go to bed."
• All of chat is saying goodnight but no one is actually leaving, I fucking hate everyone and everything.
• Chantal is going to leave. Bye guys. She is going to take her earrings out now. Goodnight! Say goodnight guys!
• Sam!

If you read through all of this and hate yourself for it, that's on you, you were warned.

That was the worst 4+ hours of my entire life.

Highlights or Important Life Updates

• Neither she nor Peetz is moving out. She and Peetz are not fighting, she just wants space to herself.
• She humped dolls in her room during puberty
• Her fupa has shrunk and is smaller than ever
• BBJ's breath smells like cat food and stinks, but she likes the smell of it
• Getting back to the glow up project on Monday, the goal is to not fall in love beforehand so she doesn't impede her travel plans of having many foreign lovers and whatnot. Needs to get a workout routine going to get a 6-pack.
• Last weight on March 25th was 372. Her Bra size is 46 D or C.
• Never had her eye doctor appointment because she forgot about it.
• Email her to get unblocked: bigbeautifulme@gmail.com

As a side note, she is incredibly mistaken when she believes she'll have all sorts of romantic encounters in foreign countries. Also she's not gonna lose 200 lbs in a year. Lol.

And we have a rare moment of self awareness about needing instant gratification:

It will take insane mental strength but I ask myself what I want more. I'm becoming obsessed with my transformation, it keeps me from being obsessed over food. It's like switching the obsession but healthier than food. Do you know what I mean? I need to obsess over something. Not obsess, passionate, otherwise I'm bored and lose interest. I hate that I lose interest so quickly in things and prefer instant gratification, I'm learning to be patient. Waiting long terms is so hard you know? I want to be passionate about turning my life around because I feel it could be a whole different life. I just get so bored.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Apparently this is Taha Kellil, the Dubai-based Algerian who is into bald fat women:

She is such a nitwit. I commented earlier that he sounds like a scammer, but was puzzled when she told us he was "Armenian". Armenians tend to be a hospitable and honest people who are not especially known for running dating scams.

Figures Clotso would confuse Armenian for Algerian. Algerians are a different story...

In tonight's live, she was going on about how she decided to start swiping super-unbelievably-buff hot guys right, and was pleasantly surprised how many reciprocated. She really is a total dum dum, almost a textbook case of dating scam target.

 

[Ramona]

Holy fucking catfish, Batman.

 

[Turkey Pepperette]

She would like to travel the globe by 2022 (a glow up, including a six pack).
Will she lose the needed 200 lbs in the next 8 months? Fuck no.
Will she lose 100 lbs in the next 8 months? Fuck no.
Will she lose 20 lbs in the next 8 months? Fuck no.
Will she still be sitting in her garbage kitchen chair, wearing her piss stained pajamas, in her luxury villa, with her shitbird roommate, blasted out of her mind on edibles, fantasizing that she's a Trisha Paytas-esque "sex pot" (!)? All signs point to yes.