Spoon fucked up his chances of an academic career and had nowhere else to go, so he went on to make funny videos on the Net to delay the inevitable mental breakdown.
It'll never penetrate her thick skull. Too much fat.
Actually YES. Not because he wanted the child, But because it gives reason to sulk. Its a reason as good as any other.
I just noticed "aspiring pro-wrestler". Well he have needed a modern-day Bastion Booger.
It's been all but confirmed by some people behind the scenes that the TGWTG crew had shall we say, a couple of overly promiscuous people, but I do not think Spoony was one of them mainly since I don't think the timelines really match up. But, I could be wrong on that. It would be more probably she fucked a camera man or someone that was not an on screen talent.
Rachel having "pro-wrestler" as a "career choice" is slightly more absurd that Chris Chan having CPU goddess and protector of the dimension as his
Chris actually has people enabling his god complex but not at no point in time has a single soul on Earth believed that Rachel could be a pro wrestler. Which, if you think about it, actually makes Chris's delusional fantasies more legitimate.
What a bum then lol. Spoonys gotta be the only fallen content creator that's been getting handed free springboards back into semi-relevance and he just doesn't do it. Chris fucking Bores came back into relevance before Spoony did.
Brad Jones literally throwing a movie role on to his lap is always going to be the most absurd of these. Think about how many small-time actors spend years or or even their whole lives waiting tables and sucking dick for any gig they can get and this bacon grease-coloured fatty turned down the last casting offer he'll get (from a close friend, no less) because he was too lazy and would rather shitpost on Twitter. And then he lied that Brad never contacted him about it.
Paul Morgan Stetler trying to contact Spoony reminds me of the scene in that Troll 2 documentary where the two male lead actors try to invite the actress who played the Mom to a convention, only to find out that she's....not all there mentally.
Something happened between her and ThatAussieGuy that got him fired. Dunno if they actually boned or not, but he was making jokes about how promiscuous she was.
He probably hit on her but she found him too pathetic since he had to bring his daddy along to the brawl for moral support, so he tried to talk shit about her.
Technically not true. Diamond Dallas Page debuted at like 35 or 36 and had an amazing wrestling career.
I don't know wrestling but I'd also imagine Diamond Dallas Page had extensive training and was in strong physical shape when he went pro.
