Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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At this point would Movieblob even have a chance when he's a balding 40 year old virgin who is nothing more than an annoying asshole unless you're related or someone he simps for (which even then would be really annoying).
It's a reason I think he's turning more and more to Troons. One he thinks he has a better chance and two I don't think he'd know what to do with a vagina. It would be like handing a 19th Century Man a motorcycle to ride just give him a bicycle it's what he understands.
 
It's not a thing because people are going to notice that a Bumfuckistani general was found dead with a 2 kilo rock on his head and a US drone suspiciously near.

Per Wikipedia, the AGM-114R9X is a Hellfire air to ground missile with no explosive warhead. It extends a number of metal blades and kills the target by, er, "kinetic energy." The intent, naturally, is to kill an individual (often in a car) without causing a lot of collateral damage.

You're correct, however, in pointing out that people will usually guess who did it, but using missiles to take out individuals is absolutely a thing.
 
Bob really does just get an idea and runs with it. There are no second thoughts or pondering before he barfs it onto Twitter. That's rather odd for a "Thinker."
Remember he's the man that thinks that the army are a bunch of retards for not throwing money at Boston Dynamics to get robotic dogs.

Also, Bob doesn't realize the implications of the goverment glassing its own population for the hell of it with astounding lethal force while still having access to weapons. I would ask if he reaches the peak of retardation by making an enemy of his own country, who is armed to the teeth and can easily sabotage any sort of operation the government might try to pull on them if they got organized and pissed enough. Because the government can't rule shit if they don't have the infrastructure necessary to do it (power, telecomunications, roads...).

Bob is definetly the insanely idiotic brother of the guy in Starship Troopers that says "Why would we want to use knifes if we are going to nuke the enemy?" and then gets his hand sabbed by the drill sargeant. Even if the enemy has a significant technological advantage, low tech can still make a difference unless the disparity in technology is in a few several centuries.
 
It’s amazing that, even after being burned for it so many times, he just can’t stop openly fantasizing about killing people.

He 100% belongs in a mental hospital.
Bobby -- and Chris -- has been noticeably more deranged since Trump lost his re-election.

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The "melting pot" idea has worked for a long time, but then the added ingredients started to act entitled and threatened the cultural integrity of the established people.

To see what I mean, nowadays all sorts of bullshit that benefits nignogs are okay, but maintaining the traditions and dignity of white people gets you branded as a "hate group" and "Nazi" (The Hills article)
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This Lily Simpson/troon thing used to be a "pop culture communist":
Adorno wept.

Oh speaking of Marxist offshoots:
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I've never read or thought about what Marxists say about abortion; I suspect they would see pro-abortion as Capitalist false consciousness -- abortion is encouraged as "freedom" when it is really about getting women back in the workforce. No matter, such deliberation is totally lost to Bobby: to him pro-abortion is SCIENCE and anti-abortion is SKY-FRIEND SUPERSTITION.

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Brilliant. Now enjoy your $15 bags of alcoholic colored syrup like your brother did.
Oh BTW, Amazon is not exactly famous for paying their employees well.

Krystal Ball, Trumpsucker:
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Imagine Bob trying to kill someone
He will kill like John Rambo does, with mad survivalist skills and gun-fu.
(Just kidding. If Bobby were to commit murder it would be with McNuggets and "Southern cuisine")

Gun stuff. Bobby's quote-tweets are getting annoying.
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Good job. Next I need a breakdown of the race of those "obscenely irresponsible people". Put it on my desk by 1 pm.

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No. In Superior Future the Police cannot have guns. Guns are only for People Who Matter (PWM) to murder obsolete goblins. Police officers are never PWMs.

Bombs and arson are the killing methods of the meticulous planner, the intelligent; even Trumpsters and gamergaters can use a gun:
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Ha ha very funny. Toledo was pulling out a gun when he was shot.

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Bob Chipman moonlights as Dan Savage. If you are misinformed about the side effect of vaccines, you deserve neither companionship nor general happiness in life.
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Once you have ONE irredeemable thought, you are an irredeemable person:
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People Who Don't Matter can never be redeemed. You may have them kneel and recite the Nicene Creed a thousand times, but as long as you keep them alive they will sin again.
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Plenty of dumb people continue to live their dumb ways, thanks to Bobby's largess / large ass.
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Can anyone explain to me why Bobby and his eugenic "jokes" are not "CONTRIBUTING to a lack of understanding of history" and does not "hurt people TODAY", while people who call him out are and do?

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Natural Selection at work 👍:
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Capeshit. Bobby's toady is kissing his fat ass:
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Concerning a problematic character called John Walker. Of course that character cannot possibly be racist, because Bobby likes him!
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Capeshit with Chu-chu and Angels:
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Chevy Chase:
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"... a legit asshole who also never stopped being an entitled teenager and always acted like he deserved all of it". Sounds familiar?

Tits's titty business:
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Bob is definetly a deeply stupid and retarded person if he thinks that guns are the easiest thing to use. How much you wanna bet that if you handed him a glock or a revolver he wouldn't know how to shoot it? The only gun that even a dumbfuck like him can use is an AK, which is essentially the perfect weapon: light, tough, hardy and so easy to use that even a fucking monkey could use it. Also, on this topic... Would he think that Eric Harris and Dylan Clebold were geniuses for making pipebombs? Because if he does he would probably think that Tomothy McVeigh is the man of the future. But i doubt he even knows who they are since they don't appear on capeshit.

Also, from those tweets about horrible people needing to have their lives ruined... Is it me or does Bob believe that evil is some sort of genetic mumbo jumbo? Is he in the same page of Elliot Rodger in the belief that if stupid, degenerate people have kids they will be stupid and degenerate like their parents? I know there is definetly a small genetic component to behaviour but it's not 100% set in stone that X or Y trait will be inherited by children. But this doesn't matter because thankfully Bob will never breed.

And as a sidenote, i was googling some photos of Bob for a drawing i will make and i shit you not, the second recommended result was Eugenics, the third was Consoomer and the fifth was Invade Poland. I never laughed so hard.
 
Evil does not come from ignorance. It comes having malevolent intent and carrying it out. This overrides "ignorance" on the macro and micro levels.

First, the macro:

Are the people who run mafia families and drug cartels ignorant? No. You can't be "ignorant" to run a criminal empire and be successful at it.

Were the men of Unit 731 ignorant? No. They held medical degrees and understood the complexities of the human body as well as biological and chemical agents.

Are the men running the Taliban or ISIS ignorant. No. You can't have taken on the USSR and the USA and still be a threat if you are "ignorant."

Simply put, evil enterprises (or ones thought to be evil at least) can't be run well if the leadership is unaware or not knowledgable of nature of what they doing.

Next, the micro:

Plenty of serial killers or hitmen have been diagnosed with genuis level IQs. Scamers and con artists also can't achieve their goals without some working knowledge of how humans operate in relation to economics. Serial rapists need to know the perfect time to strike and how to get away successfully.

I peppered plenty of air quotes in this post because Bob's idea of what ignorant means is embodied by the sort who resemble an extra from Idiocracy: the kind of person who subsists on a diet of paste, dances about in intersections, and claps like a seal at reruns of Barney.

In short, Bob attributes stupidity as the source of evil because everything about his worldview revolves around all-or-nothing concepts: if you're smart like him, you mist be good; if you're "ignorant," then you are not like him and must be evil.

This entire line of thinking unravels the minute you point out that anything like the examples I used or simply mention that there are real like Forest Gumps that exist and never hurt a soul.

Evil comes entirely from malice and then acting on it. It's the desire to inflict horror and harm on anything outside of yourself. Smart people can have these thoughts of malice and act on them. You can't call people like that "ignorant." I would say that Bob has the kind of desire for malice that would make historical mass murderers nod along in agreement, but he has not yet acted on it and will never do so.
 
Hey now, she divorced her totes not brother and married her campaign manger
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This is why I'd pay to watch a documentary that covered the lives of these people other than Knock Down the House, which was basically an exercise in competitive arse-kissing..
she is strong with a vagina that cannot be tamed.
In fairness, who in their right mind would want to tame it?
You're correct, however, in pointing out that people will usually guess who did it, but using missiles to take out individuals is absolutely a thing.
The thing is that those are both actual missiles that can be aimed and not just rocks, and those missiles don't pretend to be anything other than missiles.
Because the government can't rule shit if they don't have the infrastructure necessary to do it (power, telecomunications, roads...).
Or food.

Bob and his ilk fail to realise that those mayo ghouls are the ones keeping them in small amounts of McDonald's for average-sized people.
Remember he's the man that thinks that the army are a bunch of retards for not throwing money at Boston Dynamics to get robotic dogs.
Bob's understanding of technology boils down to ”this looks cool, I like it”. This is also why he supports manned spaceflight and offworld colonies; he wants a city on the moon and he'll be damned if he doesn't get a city on the moon.
You can't be expelled from Congress for joining a hate group [sic]. Expelling Congresscritters because you disagree with them is a very dangerous road to go down.
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1) progress is not inherently good. Genetically modifiying the brain could create people who are programmed to be slaves. GM is an example of progress and science, but I fail to see how bringing back slavery is a good thing.
2) how is ”abortion is bad because the Pope says so” and ”abortion is good because some D list celebrity says so” any different?
3) people who work white-collar jobs for a living are not working-class. If you are on 45k of Patreon gibs a year you have no authority to call yourself working-class.
4) it is entirely possible for people who have been disadvantaged to be racist; this does not mean that they are not disadvantaged and it does not mean we shouldn't help them.
I've never read or thought about what Marxists say about abortion
Hugely depends where you are.
Soviet Russia supported abortion to try and stop peasant women raising families and being tied to their farms when they could be working, but Ceauseascu's Romania banned abortion and contraception because he wanted more workers in the fields.
abortion is encouraged as "freedom" when it is really about getting women back in the workforce.
This reminds me of a GK Chesterton quote:
”Ten thousand feminists rose up, said ”we will not be dictated to”, and promptly became stenographers.”
Bobby's quote-tweets are getting annoying.
The point of them is to make sure whoever he's quote tweeting doesn't notice his post.
If ”all evil is a manifestation of ignorance”, why did all the defendants at Nuremberg get scores of above 100 on their IQ tests, and why were the leaders of the Russian revolution all well-travelled university alumni and some of the most well-educated people in Russia?
 
Evil does not come from ignorance. It comes having malevolent intent and carrying it out. This overrides "ignorance" on the macro and micro levels.

First, the macro:

Are the people who run mafia families and drug cartels ignorant? No. You can't be "ignorant" to run a criminal empire and be successful at it.

Were the men of Unit 731 ignorant? No. They held medical degrees and understood the complexities of the human body as well as biological and chemical agents.

Are the men running the Taliban or ISIS ignorant. No. You can't have taken on the USSR and the USA and still be a threat if you are "ignorant."

Simply put, evil enterprises (or ones thought to be evil at least) can't be run well if the leadership is unaware or not knowledgable of nature of what they doing.

Next, the micro:

Plenty of serial killers or hitmen have been diagnosed with genuis level IQs. Scamers and con artists also can't achieve their goals without some working knowledge of how humans operate in relation to economics. Serial rapists need to know the perfect time to strike and how to get away successfully.

I peppered plenty of air quotes in this post because Bob's idea of what ignorant means is embodied by the sort who resemble an extra from Idiocracy: the kind of person who subsists on a diet of paste, dances about in intersections, and claps like a seal at reruns of Barney.

In short, Bob attributes stupidity as the source of evil because everything about his worldview revolves around all-or-nothing concepts: if you're smart like him, you mist be good; if you're "ignorant," then you are not like him and must be evil.

This entire line of thinking unravels the minute you point out that anything like the examples I used or simply mention that there are real like Forest Gumps that exist and never hurt a soul.

Evil comes entirely from malice and then acting on it. It's the desire to inflict horror and harm on anything outside of yourself. Smart people can have these thoughts of malice and act on them. You can't call people like that "ignorant." I would say that Bob has the kind of desire for malice that would make historical mass murderers nod along in agreement, but he has not yet acted on it and will never do so.
I hold the viewpoint (that I reached after first encountering Blobbo's retarded beliefs) that intelligence is essentially a force multiplier on the amount of good or harm one can do on society. A smart person is more capable of rising to a higher level of power or influence, and their actions can thus affect more people, in either a positive or negative way. Conversely, a dumber person likely won't be able to reach the same levels as those of greater intelligence, so their impact is lessened, for better or worse.

Bobby fetishizes intellect as the greatest morality possible, completely ignoring all the very intelligent people that have committed all manner of atrocities. It's simply a cargo cult belief that as long as all the smartest people are in charge, the Superior Future™ will be ushered in immediately, and Bobby will get his big tiddy robo-Asian waifu and his immortal robot body and his spaceship that he can use to glass the mayo ghouls out of existence. You see this same sort of belief in a lot of the transhumanist Singularity crowd, who insist that the rest of us just don't get it when we tell them that their techno-utopian dreams are likely decades away, maybe more, and it might not even be a utopia after all.

The irony of all this, that Bob himself is a fat retard who believes more than he thinks, doesn't even need to be stated.
 
Evil does not come from ignorance. It comes having malevolent intent and carrying it out. This overrides "ignorance" on the macro and micro levels.

First, the macro:

Are the people who run mafia families and drug cartels ignorant? No. You can't be "ignorant" to run a criminal empire and be successful at it.

Were the men of Unit 731 ignorant? No. They held medical degrees and understood the complexities of the human body as well as biological and chemical agents.

Are the men running the Taliban or ISIS ignorant. No. You can't have taken on the USSR and the USA and still be a threat if you are "ignorant."

Simply put, evil enterprises (or ones thought to be evil at least) can't be run well if the leadership is unaware or not knowledgable of nature of what they doing.

Next, the micro:

Plenty of serial killers or hitmen have been diagnosed with genuis level IQs. Scamers and con artists also can't achieve their goals without some working knowledge of how humans operate in relation to economics. Serial rapists need to know the perfect time to strike and how to get away successfully.

I peppered plenty of air quotes in this post because Bob's idea of what ignorant means is embodied by the sort who resemble an extra from Idiocracy: the kind of person who subsists on a diet of paste, dances about in intersections, and claps like a seal at reruns of Barney.

In short, Bob attributes stupidity as the source of evil because everything about his worldview revolves around all-or-nothing concepts: if you're smart like him, you mist be good; if you're "ignorant," then you are not like him and must be evil.

This entire line of thinking unravels the minute you point out that anything like the examples I used or simply mention that there are real like Forest Gumps that exist and never hurt a soul.

Evil comes entirely from malice and then acting on it. It's the desire to inflict horror and harm on anything outside of yourself. Smart people can have these thoughts of malice and act on them. You can't call people like that "ignorant." I would say that Bob has the kind of desire for malice that would make historical mass murderers nod along in agreement, but he has not yet acted on it and will never do so.
When he did one of his videos on Joker, he mentioned Colombine and disregarded the potential factors of mental health, and simply concluded that they were racist, that is the only reason why they did what they did.
 
When he did one of his videos on Joker, he mentioned Colombine and disregarded the potential factors of mental health, and simply concluded that they were racist, that is the only reason why they did what they did.
Really? I've heard a LOT of explanations, from reasonable to batshit insane, for why Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did what they did but racism is a completely new one. Points for originality in his retardation, I guess?

Well, I suppose there was that one paranoia merchant trying to convince people that it was video games that did it because games are evil and Doom is a game where you murder Jewish children in a concentration camp. (Think about that one for a second and try guess the 'proof' offered.)

The hanging Commander Keens in the super-secret Wolfenstein level.
 
Really? I've heard a LOT of explanations, from reasonable to batshit insane, for why Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold did what they did but racism is a completely new one. Points for originality in his retardation, I guess?

Well, I suppose there was that one paranoia merchant trying to convince people that it was video games that did it because games are evil and Doom is a game where you murder Jewish children in a concentration camp. (Think about that one for a second and try guess the 'proof' offered.)

The hanging Commander Keens in the super-secret Wolfenstein level.
It's from his "Is Joker Really 'About' Anything" video, EFAP covered it as well.
 
1) progress is not inherently good. Genetically modifiying the brain could create people who are programmed to be slaves. GM is an example of progress and science, but I fail to see how bringing back slavery is a good thing.
Bob, and those who agree with him, are perfectly fine with slavery- so long as only certain kinds of people are enslaved.
 
The thing is that those are both actual missiles that can be aimed and not just rocks, and those missiles don't pretend to be anything other than missiles.

That's correct. That said, I'm confident that IF there were a compelling reason to kill people by dropping rocks on them, we're very likely one engineering project from pulling that off. Yes, there's issues along the lines of accuracy, but there are ways around that.

The problem is it would fail as an deniable or inconspicuous method of assassination because people don't often die from having rocks dropped on them.

It's like those half-baked spy stories where someone uses an "ice bullet" designed to leave no traces in the target, as if someone's going to say "Well, there's a large hole in this guy but since we can't find a bullet we can't assume murder." Mind you, I've always wondered if this is why James Bond uses a German pistol.
 
Bob Chipman moonlights as Dan Savage. If you are misinformed about the side effect of vaccines, you deserve neither companionship nor general happiness in life.
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Curious wording from Bob "we don't need to risk making more of her". She's 45. It says so right in the heading. She's barren at this point so there is no risk of making more of her. Does he have no idea that the No Eggs thing isn't just a meme? I didn't see anyone else bring up that point so maybe they're really not ignoring facts of female biology and they're all just, willfully or not, ignorant?

Nice to see true and honest fan Arkle giving Bob some pushback. Can't wait to see how much dick sucking he has to do to make up for this.
 
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Bob someday went postal himself. He’s desperately longing for mass murder on a scale he alone can’t enact, but he might go down trying. The only shock for me would be if he had the guts to pick up a gun in the first place.
Hey now, pellet guns are really scary in the right hands.

And speaking of mass shootings, apparently Kenosha had ANOTHER mass shooting!
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According to CBS, three people are dead and two are wounded with the suspect still at large. Multiple handguns were recovered at the scene. All of this clearly has the hallmarks of a mass shooter, such as not even getting a high score of four, and NOT some drunken hoodrat shit.

On a side note, Bob, you fucking lying coward, be a leader or at the very least practice what you preach for once and relinquish that supposed .357 you got from Gramps. If you're not going to even bother then you are part of the problem, fucking halfwit.
 
I don't think you need a defense tech geek to tell you dropping rocks from a drone is an idea a chimp would come up with. Yeah bob darpa wants to know how you found out about the wile e coyote project.

Bob's knowledge about war stems entirely from Star Wars. When you take a good look at the Galactic Empire, you see it's actually impractical from a real world perspective. Their leadership are backbiting nutcases and their technology is easily defeatable. That's because the story needed to create a setting where heroes could do cool heroic things, and so it needed unecessarily nasty villains who could be easily defeatable. No one would want to tune into the story of How the Empire Reasonably Addressed the Grievances of Its Subjects and Thus Continued For Thousands of Years Unabated. No one would care about Luke if he'd come home from Ben Kenobi's to find his Uncle and Aunt captured instead of killed, and Luke wound up swapping the droids in exchange for their freedom and then Luke went back to moisture farming until he could join the academy and become a pilot for the Empire. Because if fictional Empires acted reasonably and logically the way most governments tend to do to an extent, then it would make for a messy, boring story. It would also be hard to create a story where a small, plucky band of rebels were able to bring down an evil government through a single, decisive action, because most real life totalitarian governments fall through a long, drawn out series of events caused by large, disparate groups acting independently of each other.

So yeah, only morons would base their ideas about how Real Life wars and weapons work on fictional examples. Only a true moron would think that we could make a Real Life Death Star and use it to wipe out all of the people who vote a certain political party. Partly because weapons of mass destruction aren't as foolproof as they first seem, and because any government that uses them against their own population will be treated as a pariah and ganged up on by the rest of the world.
 
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