Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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That's wonderful but...what if your aging parents don't think "transwomen are women"?

rapist looking retard motherfucker

 

[Jarolleon]

trench warfare hasnt been a thing since 1918 bob you fucking inbred mongoloid why the fuck would you need a bayonet you retard

When you're fighting a foe that's culturally stuck in the medieval era, it comes in handy.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Krystal Ball, Trumpsucker:
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It's ironic because Krystal Ball is originally famous for being a Democratic candidate for Congress and having a "sexy photos" scandal. Robert showing off his male feminist credentials in spades with this one. (He probably casts her out of "the Left" for being a Bernie supporter.)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

That's a fucking bold stance for someone who used to wax lyrical about eugenics.

What’s with the “used to” qualifier? He’s still at it and never stopped. He’s just been more careful about invoking the E-word.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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That's wonderful but...what if your aging parents don't think "transwomen are women"?

If you have mantits, you probably shouldn't be sporting a T-shirt that says "Mooby's".

 

[Positron]

If you have mantits, you probably shouldn't be sporting a T-shirt that says "Mooby's".

You've given Christy the sads.



Angelic tidbit: Nyphomachy worries about being canceled by other trannies because... he is intersex!

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Bob's knowledge about war stems entirely from Star Wars. When you take a good look at the Galactic Empire, you see it's actually impractical from a real world perspective. Their leadership are backbiting nutcases and their technology is easily defeatable. That's because the story needed to create a setting where heroes could do cool heroic things, and so it needed unecessarily nasty villains who could be easily defeatable. No one would want to tune into the story of How the Empire Reasonably Addressed the Grievances of Its Subjects and Thus Continued For Thousands of Years Unabated. No one would care about Luke if he'd come home from Ben Kenobi's to find his Uncle and Aunt captured instead of killed, and Luke wound up swapping the droids in exchange for their freedom and then Luke went back to moisture farming until he could join the academy and become a pilot for the Empire. Because if fictional Empires acted reasonably and logically the way most governments tend to do to an extent, then it would make for a messy, boring story. It would also be hard to create a story where a small, plucky band of rebels were able to bring down an evil government through a single, decisive action, because most real life totalitarian governments fall through a long, drawn out series of events caused by large, disparate groups acting independently of each other.

So yeah, only morons would base their ideas about how Real Life wars and weapons work on fictional examples. Only a true moron would think that we could make a Real Life Death Star and use it to wipe out all of the people who vote a certain political party. Partly because weapons of mass destruction aren't as foolproof as they first seem, and because any government that uses them against their own population will be treated as a pariah and ganged up on by the rest of the world.

Exactly.

That’s one of the reasons why I believe Bob and his kind are idiotic losers. Their views on fiction and reality are skewed. They believe in all those fictional concepts and rules they show on TV.

You know, stuff like:

1) The good guy always wins,

2) the power of friendship/love conquers all,

3) the nerdy, unpopular kid that nobody likes gets their crush.

4) being quirky’(autistic) makes you special

But anyone with a rational brain knows that’s all bullshit. Real life doesn’t work that way.

 

[Positron]

But anyone with a rational brain knows that’s all bullshit. Real life doesn’t work that way.

Anyone with more than a few brain cells knows entertainment is escapism, and escapism is almost by definition contrary to reality.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There’s a seat for every ass, so I started pondering if any female lolcows might consider dating Bob. At my most optimistic, I think Bob might have a shot with Amy Ramadan (if he can get her green card Egyptian husband out of the way). But I’d pay good money for the livestream of Bob’s wedding to this Mario fan:

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I don't think you need a defense tech geek to tell you dropping rocks from a drone is an idea a chimp would come up with. Yeah bob darpa wants to know how you found out about the wile e coyote project.

Yeah but it is funny how Mr. Superior Future thinks a hot new dazzly way to win wars is to kill your enemies with rocks.
Literal stone age tier shit.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Amy Ramadan

This is massively off-topic but can I just point out that a convert to Islam calling herself Amy Ramadan is about as retarded as an Arab convert to Christianity calling herself ”Rashida Christmas”.

 

[ChampFantana]

I swear, if this porcine imbecile suffered a massive stroke and turned into a vegetable, nobody here would be able to discern any difference based on his Twitter output.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is massively off-topic but can I just point out that a convert to Islam calling herself Amy Ramadan is about as retarded as an Arab convert to Christianity calling herself ”Rashida Christmas”.

She married a man named Ali (she pronounces it “Ollie”) Ramadan and retardation is very on-brand for her. She’s so dumb she might just be awed by Bob’s “intellect,” such as it is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

She married a man named Ali (she pronounces it “Ollie”) Ramadan and retardation is very on-brand for her. She’s so dumb she might just be awed by Bob’s “intellect,” such as it is.

To be fair to her, everyone commenting in this thread is awed by Bob's intellect, but for very different reasons.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Anyone with more than a few brain cells knows entertainment is escapism, and escapism is almost by definition contrary to reality.

I find it ironic that people like Bob a) can't seem to separate reality from fantasy/fiction and then b) demand that fantasy/fiction be "realistic".

 

[RockVolnutt]

Yeah but it is funny how Mr. Superior Future thinks a hot new dazzly way to win wars is to kill your enemies with rocks.
Literal stone age tier shit.

I think the funniest part is not just the Looney Tunes level idea but this is him restraining himself. No idea who exactly he needs to convince state murders are accidents when he also believes the majority is okay with his ideology but this is the best idea he has.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I think the funniest part is not just the Looney Tunes level idea but this is him restraining himself. No idea who exactly he needs to convince state murders are accidents when he also believes the majority is okay with his ideology but this is the best idea he has.

If he thinks this shit will fly in like, say, any other country where stoning is a form of capital punishment, he has another thing coming. Nobody would confuse falling rocks from nowhere with an "accident".

Also, lol. Low-tech stoning people. Ironic given that stoning is a method of capital punishment in the Bible (because the community participates). Using Believer tactics, eh, bob?

 

[Positron]

I think the funniest part is not just the Looney Tunes level idea but this is him restraining himself. No idea who exactly he needs to convince state murders are accidents when he also believes the majority is okay with his ideology but this is the best idea he has.

For someone who believes "there is (almost) no such thing as bad tactics", he sure deliberate about tactics a lot.

That hairy business about which country owes which:


The Indianapolis FedEx shooter is a brony with a special attachment to the "traditional value" Applejack. The internet exploded with glee.


Bobby admits MCU is religion, and that he sees getting out of bed as a grand sacrifice. Other than that, I have no fucking idea what he's yammering about:


Finally, one incomprehensible "hipster filmmaker joke":

 

[Adamska]

Bobby admits MCU is religion, and that he sees getting out of bed as a grand sacrifice. Other than that, I have no fucking idea what he's yammering about:
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Emotional and intellectual retard tries to smash several talking points at once, proves that he needed a dunce cap and should've been in sped classes in the process.

Seriously, the best I got was Bob wanted to do the following:

1. Reinforce his lie about being a total fan of Star Trek by referencing Wrath of Khan and old RLM talking points he heard years ago. This is literally the surface tier skimming of that movie, and further proof he just trawls others thoughts and steals them as his own.

2. Trying to bury the pre-Stage 4 characters by calling them old, tired, and needing to be retired. Cull the old so that the new woke horseshit can shine. A bit of proselytizing for the oncoming birth of a new age for his cargo cult.

3. Contradictory to point two, then emphasize and put himself as the Avengers himself without realizing what this means. This is more vicarious living and fantasizing himself as a smart-smart like Tony Stark rather than the retard in every single way he is. Note he mainly references Robert Downey jr. in that, hence he wants to be Tony.

4. Make up horseshit to explain why the brainless block-buster movie he barely understands is on par with something like Citizen Kane or the Great Dictator. This is because he knows he should be gassed by his own standards, since he flunks both the mental and emotional take on intelligence, meaning he's worthless.

Basically Bob drunkenly tried mashing a lot of points and accidentally let slip he wants to die and is roiling in misery given his repeated references to Tony Stark's fate in the MCU.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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It's hard to tell because he seems to have added a filter like some sort of woman, but is this motherfucker wearing a three-piece suit with a pair of jeans?

That offends me more than anything else Bob has ever said or done.

This is an example of brutalist architecture:
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I've spent most of my adult life calling this 'Thatcherite architecture' but now I learn it's been around since the 50s. Every day's a school day.

Evil comes entirely from malice and then acting on it. It's the desire to inflict horror and harm on anything outside of yourself. Smart people can have these thoughts of malice and act on them. You can't call people like that "ignorant." I would say that Bob has the kind of desire for malice that would make historical mass murderers nod along in agreement, but he has not yet acted on it and will never do so.

We should all be eternally grateful for the fact Bob is nowhere near as intelligent as he is malicious. So should Lindsey Ellis, for that matter.