Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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On a side note, Bob, you fucking lying coward, be a leader or at the very least practice what you preach for once and relinquish that supposed .357 you got from Gramps. If you're not going to even bother then you are part of the problem, fucking halfwit.
He might need that gun though if the black people come though, because just like all New Englanders he's almost certainly terrified of brown people who don't serve him his McNugget piles. Also he might need it as a prop to show off how he is totally manly again.
 
It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Bob someday went postal himself. He’s desperately longing for mass murder on a scale he alone can’t enact, but he might go down trying. The only shock for me would be if he had the guts to pick up a gun in the first place.
The saving grace for the potential victims would be how quickly Bob would have to catch his breath.
 
It's funny to hear bob talk about mass shootings when he's the archetypal basement dwelling incel who writes mass murder fan fiction and becomes a mass shooter. The only difference between Bob and the actual mass shooters is they're willing to make their grim fantasy into a reality, Bob is too much of a pussy to actually do anything besides write his incel fanfictions on twitter. Speaking of people who shouldn't own a gun..
 
Evil does not come from ignorance. It comes having malevolent intent and carrying it out. This overrides "ignorance" on the macro and micro levels.

First, the macro:

Are the people who run mafia families and drug cartels ignorant? No. You can't be "ignorant" to run a criminal empire and be successful at it.

Were the men of Unit 731 ignorant? No. They held medical degrees and understood the complexities of the human body as well as biological and chemical agents.

Are the men running the Taliban or ISIS ignorant. No. You can't have taken on the USSR and the USA and still be a threat if you are "ignorant."

Simply put, evil enterprises (or ones thought to be evil at least) can't be run well if the leadership is unaware or not knowledgable of nature of what they doing.

Next, the micro:

Plenty of serial killers or hitmen have been diagnosed with genuis level IQs. Scamers and con artists also can't achieve their goals without some working knowledge of how humans operate in relation to economics. Serial rapists need to know the perfect time to strike and how to get away successfully.

I peppered plenty of air quotes in this post because Bob's idea of what ignorant means is embodied by the sort who resemble an extra from Idiocracy: the kind of person who subsists on a diet of paste, dances about in intersections, and claps like a seal at reruns of Barney.

In short, Bob attributes stupidity as the source of evil because everything about his worldview revolves around all-or-nothing concepts: if you're smart like him, you mist be good; if you're "ignorant," then you are not like him and must be evil.

This entire line of thinking unravels the minute you point out that anything like the examples I used or simply mention that there are real like Forest Gumps that exist and never hurt a soul.

Evil comes entirely from malice and then acting on it. It's the desire to inflict horror and harm on anything outside of yourself. Smart people can have these thoughts of malice and act on them. You can't call people like that "ignorant." I would say that Bob has the kind of desire for malice that would make historical mass murderers nod along in agreement, but he has not yet acted on it and will never do so.
Bob's understanding of evil is even below Saturday Morning Cartoon level. For some reason, Bob's got this concept that stupid people are "too stupid to be GOOD", and "Smart people are too smart to be EVIL". And then tacked on to that, "Ignorance causes stupidity which causes evil" which is silly because ignorance can be remedied via brainwashing education, since ignorance is a case of not KNOWING, not "not thinking".

Saturday Morning Cartoon/Capeshit Villains carrying the Idiot Ball on a regular basis does NOT mean that "evil = stupid". The Hero outsmarting the villain does NOT mean that "Smart = Good". My god, Bob is so exceptionally, excessively, and cartoonishly reductionist it's not even funny.

Also he clearly missed/missed the point of the scene in Spaceballs where "Evil will always triumph because Good is Dumb".
 
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It's just hilarious because even in cartoons back when Bob was raised by them, one of the most popular type of villains were the mad scientist type, who actually had the smarts and used their talents for evil purposes.

But nope, smarts are good and stupids are evil. Bob's just so stupid he thinks he's a smart.
 
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On a side note, Bob, you fucking lying coward, be a leader or at the very least practice what you preach for once and relinquish that supposed .357 you got from Gramps.
Bob will do that when Extinction Rebellion's leaders stop flying to the Alps every year and when Patrice Khan-Cullors stops buying herself nice houses.
 
On another note it made me think of what the definition of evil is, heres what I came up with.

Evil is the intentional harming of someone who is not posing an immediate harm to you or an individual.
Bob's either bought into the idea that unintentional harm is the same as intentional harm (in the context of evil), or he thinks that everybody who does things that the Woke Senpais have decreed are Evil are thus deliberately doing evil. Such as doing things that might cause a 41% An Hero. This might be where the "stupid+ignorant=irredeemably evil" formula comes in, because Bob thinks it's impossible to get people who aren't "smrt" enough to grasp that what they are doing is "harmful" (whether in reality or in theory), along with the saying "You can't fix stupid". That's probably why he wants to Wirmussen der Mayonnaise Ghoulen Ausrotten.
 
Bob's either bought into the idea that unintentional harm is the same as intentional harm (in the context of evil), or he thinks that everybody who does things that the Woke Senpais have decreed are Evil are thus deliberately doing evil. Such as doing things that might cause a 41% An Hero. This might be where the "stupid+ignorant=irredeemably evil" formula comes in, because Bob thinks it's impossible to get people who aren't "smrt" enough to grasp that what they are doing is "harmful" (whether in reality or in theory), along with the saying "You can't fix stupid". That's probably why he wants to Wirmussen der Mayonnaise Ghoulen Ausrotten.

Exacto in fact most evil perpetuated under the guise that people are unintentionally harming others.

The Jew, Kulak or Mayo Ghoul isnt intentionally trying to harm the motherland, revolution or futurism but they are still guilty there for harm is justified.

Thats why anyone who uses some variation of dog whistle aka even though people say something they mean something else is trying to justify evil.
 
Nah, Robert weasel his way out of the "intelligent people doing evil things" argument with the concept of emotional intelligence, which he deems part of the necessary to be trully one of the "smart" people.

Emotional intelligence is basically a study to show how much "empathy" and control over your emotions one has. And a lot of people called bullshit on this concept because it highly depends on the context of where a person is right now on their lives.

But when Robert talks about the stupid, he doesn't mean clever criminals, but a vast part of the populations that he deems unfit for modern society because Robert doesn't agree with their values, because he belives them to be hopelessly racists hicks.

But this is, again, Robert living in movie world logic, where this rigid categorization of people works to set a story to be told in the frame of 2 hours, but you would look stupid speaking as if the representation of such characters hold true in the real world, where people are nuanced and have complicated lives.

That is not to say we should forgive serious criminal and genuine awful people, but at the same time we don't go around saying that every Trump voter is a racist nazi.

But what is really disturbing about Robert is he seems to have this fixation on punishing and passing judgement on who is or isn't worthy to be redeemed and who "matters" to live in society. He keeps searching for news or butting in on conversations about the "garbage people" just to spew his views about how "bad things needs to happen to bad people", when its clear to anyone with eyes that Robest isn't pursuing some sort of justice, but chasing some pretty catharsis out of a deep seated resentment.

Of course we all know that is just is overwhelming impotent rage, Robert has no real power passing on who "matters" or not, but he tries to brush off this borderline psychotic behaviour with "Yeah, I know I'm not "NICE", but I am practical for the superior future :smug:" when he doesn't seem to get how creepy he comes across to people.

And when shit like what happened with Lindsay Ellis hits, he gets all "self-pity", talking about how he is unsure about who is or isn't his friend. Dude, no one wants to be around this bullshit, it isn't fun, knock it off.
 
Bob Chipman moonlights as Dan Savage. If you are misinformed about the side effect of vaccines, you deserve neither companionship nor general happiness in life.
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He's just so disgusting. The fact that he lacks the capability of looking himself in the mirror and recognize the horror that stares back at him is extraordinary.

I watched "1917" last week, and some time ago I also saw "They Shall Not Grow Old". How I would love to see Robert be subjected to the kind of atrocious warfare that these brave lads had to go through. Perhaps that would have cured some of his spoiled and rancid personality.

On second thought, perhaps not. No doubt his rampant incompetency on the battlefield would have spelled out certain doom for his fellow soliders. I imagine he would never have even gotten that far, though. It's far more likely that his skillset would have been deemed to be such that he would, at most, be considered capable of digging out latrines. Soon enough, he would accidentally fall down into his own, personal latrine, which would have been located far away from the others out of necessity, given the sheer quantity of Robert's excrement, and the particularly pungent smell of it. The depth of the ditch, combined with Robert's trademark physique, would be to the point that he would not manage to get up again. Morale would then soar into unprecedented heights, and good times would be had by all, despite the horrors of the war. Even the enemy would be happy for their adversaries being rid of Robert; not out of practicality for their own well-being, given that their foe would have lost personnel, but simply out of sympathy for the opposing faction. In this way, Robert would indeed serve his country in an at least somewhat useful manner.
 
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Nah, Robert weasel his way out of the "intelligent people doing evil things" argument with the concept of emotional intelligence, which he deems part of the necessary to be trully one of the "smart" people.

Emotional intelligence is basically a study to show how much "empathy" and control over your emotions one has. And a lot of people called bullshit on this concept because it highly depends on the context of where a person is right now on their lives.

But when Robert talks about the stupid, he doesn't mean clever criminals, but a vast part of the populations that he deems unfit for modern society because Robert doesn't agree with their values, because he belives them to be hopelessly racists hicks.

But this is, again, Robert living in movie world logic, where this rigid categorization of people works to set a story to be told in the frame of 2 hours, but you would look stupid speaking as if the representation of such characters hold true in the real world, where people are nuanced and have complicated lives.

That is not to say we should forgive serious criminal and genuine awful people, but at the same time we don't go around saying that every Trump voter is a racist nazi.

But what is really disturbing about Robert is he seems to have this fixation on punishing and passing judgement on who is or isn't worthy to be redeemed and who "matters" to live in society. He keeps searching for news or butting in on conversations about the "garbage people" just to spew his views about how "bad things needs to happen to bad people", when its clear to anyone with eyes that Robest isn't pursuing some sort of justice, but chasing some pretty catharsis out of a deep seated resentment.

Of course we all know that is just is overwhelming impotent rage, Robert has no real power passing on who "matters" or not, but he tries to brush off this borderline psychotic behaviour with "Yeah, I know I'm not "NICE", but I am practical for the superior future :smug:" when he doesn't seem to get how creepy he comes across to people.

And when shit like what happened with Lindsay Ellis hits, he gets all "self-pity", talking about how he is unsure about who is or isn't his friend. Dude, no one wants to be around this bullshit, it isn't fun, knock it off.
If Film Blob didn't have double standards, he wouldn't have any at all.

The whole emotional intelligence dodge is just as hypocritical, since Bob and his Woke Senpais are the ones who determine who deserves "empathy" (and like Dobson I believe they use the term incorrectly), despite the fact that you're supposed to have empathy for everyone. This does NOT mean that if you have empathy for someone, you do not punish their wrongdoing. I mean, Invisible Sky Daddy has empathy for every human being, but He does not withhold judgment and punishment from the wicked. Geez, Blob, what did those Jesuits DO to you, that you fundamentally misunderstand "empathy" and how it is applied or how it works?!
 
Bob Chipman moonlights as Dan Savage. If you are misinformed about the side effect of vaccines, you deserve neither companionship nor general happiness in life.
I would like to respond to this in the only way it deserves.

*Leans back in his gaming chair, sighing contentedly as he plays Bravely Default 2 on his 40 inch television, sets the difficulty to hard because he knows FAT FUCK MOVIE BOB couldn't even beat Mario 3 in a reasonable time, so an actual RPG is as out of his league as Nostalgia Chick*

I deserve this because I work a job and get paid and use that money to buy things I enjoy. I am happier working a job I hate making less that you do than you are getting money from Patreon and MattPatt because I can actually enjoy things, unlike you..because you are a Fat, Bitter..fucking asshole who would still be Miserable if Lindsey Ellis showed up and sucked your dick because you got yourself so addicted to Twitter that the only thing that can give you any level of real joy is that little blue bell popping up.
 
Nah, Robert weasel his way out of the "intelligent people doing evil things" argument with the concept of emotional intelligence, which he deems part of the necessary to be trully one of the "smart" people.

Emotional intelligence is basically a study to show how much "empathy" and control over your emotions one has. And a lot of people called bullshit on this concept because it highly depends on the context of where a person is right now on their lives.

But when Robert talks about the stupid, he doesn't mean clever criminals, but a vast part of the populations that he deems unfit for modern society because Robert doesn't agree with their values, because he belives them to be hopelessly racists hicks.

But this is, again, Robert living in movie world logic, where this rigid categorization of people works to set a story to be told in the frame of 2 hours, but you would look stupid speaking as if the representation of such characters hold true in the real world, where people are nuanced and have complicated lives.

That is not to say we should forgive serious criminal and genuine awful people, but at the same time we don't go around saying that every Trump voter is a racist nazi.

But what is really disturbing about Robert is he seems to have this fixation on punishing and passing judgement on who is or isn't worthy to be redeemed and who "matters" to live in society. He keeps searching for news or butting in on conversations about the "garbage people" just to spew his views about how "bad things needs to happen to bad people", when its clear to anyone with eyes that Robest isn't pursuing some sort of justice, but chasing some pretty catharsis out of a deep seated resentment.

Of course we all know that is just is overwhelming impotent rage, Robert has no real power passing on who "matters" or not, but he tries to brush off this borderline psychotic behaviour with "Yeah, I know I'm not "NICE", but I am practical for the superior future :smug:" when he doesn't seem to get how creepy he comes across to people.

And when shit like what happened with Lindsay Ellis hits, he gets all "self-pity", talking about how he is unsure about who is or isn't his friend. Dude, no one wants to be around this bullshit, it isn't fun, knock it off.
I mean, emotional intelligence is super useful to have a lot of. In some ways, it's more important than actually being smart and all.

But the problem is Bobby is also emotionally retarded as well. Hell, he's actually more retarded on an emotional level than he is on an intellectual level, and that's pretty bad given he was subnormal to begin with. So even by that metric Bob is a retard who should've been put into special schools and not coddled by his parents for being a tard with rage issues who just so happened to like socially maladjusted hobbies.
 
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This here is exactly why Bob will die angrily, unfulfilled, and soon.

Rational argument? Not important. Data? Fuck that. Won't change my mind. As long as I can dehumanize these people and say they're worse than I am, I never have to improve myself.

Have his videos ever gotten better? Has he lost weight? Accepted criticism? Hell no. The guy posts selfies in front of his stupid NES posters all the time. If I looked like that and lived in that basement hovel, I wouldn't dare catalog it with a picture let alone show it to the world.

Thinkers, you retard, are constantly changing their views and lifestyles based on new data and rational argument. Dogmatic adherence in the face of superior evidence because you want to justify hating something is believing. The brightest mathematicians on the planet know we're always on the verge of scrapping all Newtonian physics and starting from scratch based on new evidence, but data about the differences between biological and trans females MUST be ignored because of your religious non-religious feelings on the subject.

Bob, if you were born five years earlier, you'd be bombing abortion clinics and waving a sign that reads "God hates fags."
 
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