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[Gone Ham]

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He likes dick because his fellow inmates force it on him

 

[Nothing To See Here]

And I don't know how to properly insert this, what with the video and everything, but damn this guy looks like a man while he's prancing around his cell:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1367951301510848516

(Googling "download [platform] video" works wonders, for future reference. Add to post by hitting the three dogs at the end of the "insert link/picture/emoji" bar in the poster, and click on the video camera to upload.)

 

[Gone Ham]

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You forgot more of the thread lmao
Also fucking go off Lisa

 

[Lord Xenu]

I want to say it's a late 2000's Toyota Matrix, but I'm not 100%. The tail end seems to be it, but it's a tad off (probably due to model year and camera angles)

I'm pretty sure it is the same Yaris (approximately 2008-2009 hatchback). You can tell by the way the tail light has a distinct pointy shape that wraps around to the side.

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm pretty sure it is the same Yaris (approximately 2008-2009 hatchback). You can tell by the way the tail light has a distinct pointy shape that wraps around to the side.
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I think you're right. I disregarded it being the same car for some reason.

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(Googling "download [platform] video" works wonders, for future reference. Add to post by hitting the three dogs at the end of the "insert link/picture/emoji" bar in the poster, and click on the video camera to upload.)

Also this door really is strange with what it is. Maybe it's a storage closet instead of the cell

 

[BScCollateral]

There is a big fucking gulf between "LOL I am calling this guy's employer to let them know he's a total spaz on social media during work hours"/"I told his boss he's a deviant furry zoophile" and "This convicted criminal (who used social media to groom children) seems very clearly to be breaking the law publicly."

Agreed. The only reason I haven't reported this myself is because I'm paraphrasing the Kantian moral imperatives.

By choosing an action, I choose it for all the spergs on the Internet. Thousands of assholes, just like me, will report this same thing. And paradoxically, if one person reports a thing, it is more likely to be taken seriously than if thousands do it.

 

[AnOminous]

That's statute to punish the person who provided the contraband tho, not the inmate who has the phone. (JFC, you really AREN'T a lawyer, are you?)

There are penalties for both:

Georgia law (O.C.G.A. 42-5-18) requires a penalty of one to five years in prison for any individual who introduces this contraband into a prison facility, and/or provides these items to an offender, as well as to any offender found with any of these items in their possession while under incarceration.

Contraband Arrests at GDC Facilities | The Georgia Department of Corrections

www.dcor.state.ga.us

So the first thing in the article is these freaks encounter a neighbor returning home and practically just start shooting at them for no reason:

The ranchers thought the headlights could be those people coming to harm them. They grabbed their guns.

Then the headlights swerved away. It was the neighbors coming home down their dirt drive, which follows the alpaca ranch’s fence line for a bit.

Utter fucking lunatics.

 

[Miss Misery]

There are penalties for both:

Contraband Arrests at GDC Facilities | The Georgia Department of Corrections

www.dcor.state.ga.us

Nice!

(Also this is why we should always check the DATE of the statute we're reading, because the 2010 Georgia code didn't have that in there and now I feel dumb. You're definitely a better fake lawyer than I'm a fake policy analyst.)

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I didn't realize that. That makes it a little more likely, but I'm still doubting they'll do it. It would be such a monumental fuck up.

But, holy shit, between this and wedge, they sure are trying to prove us wrong and earn a subforum

They’ve already made that all important first step of graduating from sperg-posting to wreaking havoc in the real world.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

A fistful of Transformers
For a few Transformers more
The Lube, the Gimp, and the Am Hole

High Plains Coomer
Am Holeino
Dilate 'em Wide
Penny's Heroes
Forgive me Clint Eastwood, please forgive me
Two 'Pacas for Brother Bonny
The Fedposter J Bean

The Twenty Thousand Dollar "Baby"

Dirty Kevryn

An Amhole Full of Fists.

 

[AnOminous]

Nice!

(Also this is why we should always check the DATE of the statute we're reading, because the 2010 Georgia code didn't have that in there and now I feel dumb. You're definitely a better fake lawyer than I'm a fake policy analyst.)

This looks like the current version. It looks like one of the more recent additions was adding a 1-10 year penalty for using a drone to smuggle contraband. That has to have been recent.

 

[ChefKiss]

"Trans folx are imprisoned at TWICE the rate.."

dumbfucks still havent worked out that pedos and associated pieces of shit troon out specifically so they dont go to mens prison and get murdered
or that the rest of the troon community is guilty of assissting them and defending them when people speak up about the pedos

 

[Gone Ham]

The tranch has tweeted out the slightly suspect article on them that doesn't fully portray them as sane over 4 times in the last 6 hours.


Also RIP the Troon Tub(x). It was unironically destroyed by their own incompetence, as iirc it worked when they go there

 

[AnOminous]

"Trans folx are imprisoned at TWICE the rate.."

dumbfucks still havent worked out that pedos and associated pieces of shit troon out specifically so they dont go to mens prison and get murdered
or that the rest of the troon community is guilty of assissting them and defending them when people speak up about the pedos

Or in the case of the current child rapist aspiring to join them, actively raise money for the child rapist.

 

[Cranky Hermit]

So... a financially struggling ranch being run by a group of lazy, fat fucks too incompetent to prioritize food over toys, guns and gaming equipment has an alpaca disappearing every few days. I think we all know where those poor things are going.

 

[AnOminous]

So... a financially struggling ranch being run by a group of lazy, fat fucks too incompetent to prioritize food over toys, guns and gaming equipment has an alpaca disappearing every few days. I think we all know where those poor things are going.

We're assuming the numbers they're giving are accurate. I wouldn't trust these one of these men to count his dick without making a mistake.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Do you think they're cooking their own alpacas because they're too stupid to prioritize food over what could be called their "hobbies" ?

 

[Cranky Hermit]

We're assuming the numbers they're giving are accurate. I wouldn't trust these one of these men to count his dick without making a mistake.

Fair enough.

Do you think they're cooking their own alpacas because they're too stupid to prioritize food over what could be called their "hobbies" ?

Yes, that would be the implication. If you look at their "business practices" it's pretty obvious that between that and the wannabe "survivalist" mindset they have it would be no shock if they were dumb enough to start eating the herd.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

You really think these fuckers are a) smart enough to kill and butcher an alpaca, and b) capable of doing so without crying because their uwu sweet baby bean queer mascot animal looked scaredy-waredy when they pulled the knife out?? Absolutely not. The pacas are dying from cold and disease and starvation, and getting fed to the lucky puppies at Project Wolf.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Do you think they're cooking their own alpacas because they're too stupid to prioritize food over what could be called their "hobbies" ?

I wish you were right, because it'd be a better death for the alpacas.

Although this would be an obvious solution to you, me and the Donner Party, I suspect that they're too incompetent to be this conniving, and are eating Hot Pockets while the alpacas die unnoticed.

AnOminous:

We're assuming the numbers they're giving are accurate. I wouldn't trust these one of these men to count his dick without making a mistake.

Why would anyone ever need to know the exact amount of animals they own and ostensibly buy every scrap of food for?