This is the closet to a routine we've seen her actually do. She wakes up between 2:00 to 3:00 PM still on an edible hangover. Eats massive high calorie, high carb, high fat lunch (breakfast?), then will go to Starbucks, do her walk, then go home for her Tinder Time, then dress up and come back online to eat her edibles, have another high carb, high fat, high calorie meal as she also grazes on whatever shit food she has within reach or on hand. I'm suspecting the playing dress up with the clothes and/or makeup in the evening so she's ready for any facetime with her Tinder toys.