Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[DrJonesHat]

I think this is Russ's theme song:
Verse 1
Fame, money, lies, discipline her new boyfriend
Fame, money, lies, discipline her new boyfriend
A broken doll was throwing diamonds at me
When I had no fortune or fame

Pre-Chorus
Lately I really try
To to separate the real from the fake

Chorus
For money or for fame
For money or for fame
You promised me fame and fortune
Like a fool, I believed in you

Verse 2
Look, I got shooters on the bike
All different colors, all they want is fame
You n***as not me, you n***as full of pee
Some like the money, some like the fame

Pre-Chorus
Could you write it all in ice?
And avoid the shot of fame?

Chorus
For money or for fame
For money or for fame
You promised me fame and fortune
Like a fool, I believed in you

Bridge
But I need the fame
I push it to the side

Chorus
For money or for fame
For money or for fame
You promised me fame and fortune
Like a fool, I believed in you

 

[TurdFondler]

He has a sweet tooth and mochas are more sophisticated than Pepsi.

If you were a studly 10/10 gym rat, cracking an ice cold Pepsi after leaving the gym would be a way cooler thing to do than getting a mocha.

 

[ConSluttant]

Yeah but where has Pipsqueak ever gone that would have been easier to fly but instead he said, "no thank you. I'll take (enter different way of traveling)." Seriously the furthest he's gone is from Salt Lake City to Las Vegas. A whole six hour drive. He'll never need to get on a plane because he's never going to go far enough when taking a plane would be the more logical step.


I'm betting he heard the life hack of hanging up your suit in the bathroom when you take a steamy shower to loosen the wrinkles out of it and thought that if steaming it was good then getting it wet was even better. But you know, the steam thing only works if you're dealing with some nice Italian wool. That poly-blend he got at that Men's Wearhouse outlet store is not quite the same thing.

More like utterly destroys it. One exposure to a washing machine and it's fucked for good. This is especially true for wool and other high quality fabrics, but anything that says "dry clean only" means it. Even if you're a poorfag and can't afford professional dry cleaning, you can get pretty cheap home dry cleaning kits that are actually used in the dryer.

You can limit your exposure to dry cleaning needs, and the need for ironing much, by buying things like Brooks Brothers' fairly extensive lines of no-iron shirts and slacks, but generally, jackets are always dry clean only, as are ties. Then the main thing you need to is jackets.

If you have matching slacks and jackets, though, of the same material, and clean them different ways, they'll degrade at different rates and eventually look different, and basically like shit. This is why if you take your jacket off, you should generally change slacks, too, because again, wearing one of them more than the other will age them at different rates.

But this is like giving tennis advice to someone who thinks you play it by chewing on the ball and hitting yourself in the face with the racket.

And you can get a cheap hand steamer for literally something like $10. They're not expensive and greatly extend the period before you need an actual full dry cleaning. Russ is an idiot. Learn to Bed, Bath and Beyond, bitch.

The main reasons why you need to dry clean suits are because of the materials that are used for both the outside and the structure. Many of the interior bits that you will never see lose their shaping ability when exposed to water such as beetled linen, Tarlatan, and many of the horse hair canvases. The wool of the outside will felt inappropriately if washed in the wrong temperature of water or agitation. In the inexpensive suits the interior materials are even worse when exposed to water and will disintegrate instead of just losing their shaping integrity. Cardboard tends to do that.

Taking care of suits is easy. You can spritz with vodka and water to eliminate odor. Use steamers to get our wrinkles. And dry clean for stains. If you can't do that then you don't need a suit. You can still look put together without wearing one.

 

[AnOminous]

I got this gem from the AI generator:

My eyes stay wide and my lips tremble short
My mouth is cursed with the wicked worm

Bamboon Bop

Spoiler

Verse 1
Why does every ratface being kill other ratface being?
Because their f**king desire to have something to destroy
Why am I such a f**king disgrace?
I am a sinner with a good intent

Pre-Chorus
Wishing to destroy all ratface being
Feel pain and agony

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to

Verse 2
The time has come to consume
The amount and the amount is the measure of a God
I lust for hate, no ratface thing am I
I hate the most the ratface race

Pre-Chorus
Oh, maybe we try be a little ratface
Oh, oh, way oh, oh

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to

Bridge
What a wasteland this will leave behind
One last choice for the ratface ages

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to[/quote]

 

[Murgeruni]

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MOCHA!
LATTE!
MOCHA!
LATTE!

The #musingsofadisabledman is what gets me. How thoughtful for him to announce that he is a bumbling short bus enthusiast as a courtesy to anyone who was about to pay attention to what he was about to say.

 

[cuddle striker]

The main reasons why you need to dry clean suits are because of the materials that are used for both the outside and the structure. Many of the interior bits that you will never see lose their shaping ability when exposed to water such as beetled linen, Tarlatan, and many of the horse hair canvases. The wool of the outside will felt inappropriately if washed in the wrong temperature of water or agitation. In the inexpensive suits the interior materials are even worse when exposed to water and will disintegrate instead of just losing their shaping integrity. Cardboard tends to do that.

Taking care of suits is easy. You can spritz with vodka and water to eliminate odor. Use steamers to get our wrinkles. And dry clean for stains. If you can't do that then you don't need a suit. You can still look put together without wearing one.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is offended by his horrid dressage.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

You Kiwis are utterly deluded, idiotic fatty mcpatties. I am a time traveler from couple years in the future, as a proof I bring you this picture of award-winning songwriter Russell Greer doing an extermination camp tour in order to promote the upcoming Hollywood blockbuster 'October's Uprising', which is based on his first ever screenplay. Seethe, Kiwiaiures.

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(oh how I wish I read on until someone posted the cut-out, instead of doing the work myself)

I need to thank you, this is the funniest pic I've seen all day. I wouldn't put it past him to pose like this when visiting Auschwitz to post on IG.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Bamboon Bop

Spoiler

Verse 1
Why does every ratface being kill other ratface being?
Because their f**king desire to have something to destroy
Why am I such a f**king disgrace?
I am a sinner with a good intent

Pre-Chorus
Wishing to destroy all ratface being
Feel pain and agony

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to

Verse 2
The time has come to consume
The amount and the amount is the measure of a God
I lust for hate, no ratface thing am I
I hate the most the ratface race

Pre-Chorus
Oh, maybe we try be a little ratface
Oh, oh, way oh, oh

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to

Bridge
What a wasteland this will leave behind
One last choice for the ratface ages

Chorus
My skin is replaced with stone
I have no feeling of ratface need
Victim of ratface desire
What kills the ratface being is so easy to

[/QUOTE]
I pictured John Goodman singing this with a tortured look on his face. I refused to believe you don't look like John Goodman.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

The main reasons why you need to dry clean suits are because of the materials that are used for both the outside and the structure. Many of the interior bits that you will never see lose their shaping ability when exposed to water such as beetled linen, Tarlatan, and many of the horse hair canvases. The wool of the outside will felt inappropriately if washed in the wrong temperature of water or agitation. In the inexpensive suits the interior materials are even worse when exposed to water and will disintegrate instead of just losing their shaping integrity. Cardboard tends to do that.

Taking care of suits is easy. You can spritz with vodka and water to eliminate odor. Use steamers to get our wrinkles. And dry clean for stains. If you can't do that then you don't need a suit. You can still look put together without wearing one.

Some suits have linings made of rayon, which can shrink dramatically, it can tear armholes and hems. If you can salvage the jacket, the lining and interfacing will have to be replaced.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The #musingsofadisabledman is what gets me. How thoughtful for him to announce that he is a bumbling short bus enthusiast as a courtesy to anyone who was about to pay attention to what he was about to say.

But he's sure kicked his disability's ass! That's why he constantly brings it up! To show he's beaten it!

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[StinkySnack]

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He sure knows how to pick the classy ones.

 

[Picklechu]

Spoiler: "Plights"

Verse 1
Wanna give you my whole heart was something else
Just another plight, girl
I got a bad living plight
If she find the time

Pre-Chorus
I had a dream where we were free
No rule no plight no judge

Chorus
I wish you no plight
As a right plight
Some days I really wonder
What f**ked up plight made this house so damn cold?

Verse 2
Look on my plight
You giving me the third degree
Remember my body was in good plight
But I brought it this crow

Pre-Chorus
Making jokes about my own plight
Well, you have to realize

Chorus
I wish you no plight
As a right plight
Some days I really wonder
What f**ked up plight made this house so damn cold?

Bridge
Look into your mirror, the baddest mamma in it
I was bound to be there since I joined it, nothing was different

Chorus
I wish you no plight
As a right plight
Some days I really wonder
What f**ked up plight made this house so damn cold?

Spoiler: "Yovanna"

Verse 1
I never tell her how I feel
Yovanna only knows what Yovanna wants to hear
Then Yovanna did the same thing for me
You can let your mind take control

Pre-Chorus
I hope Yovanna bought you something decent
But some dude to just poke a hole in your chest

Chorus
I just want you please voice the phone
So I call you on the other line
Yovanna screaming oh oh oh oh oh oh
But if Yovanna did well, Yovanna could always get him

Verse 2
I could handle a handful
Yovanna supposed to been a wife
Wonder if Yovanna wants me anymore
I wish I could only reach you

Pre-Chorus
Well I, I get in trouble cause I, I, I sing
Because Yovanna is a word I circles around

Chorus
I just want you please voice the phone
So I call you on the other line
Yovanna screaming oh oh oh oh oh oh
But if Yovanna did well, Yovanna could always get him

Bridge
But how can dreams come true if Yovanna is dead inside
If there is no beautiful one then there must be a good old song

Chorus
I just want you please voice the phone
So I call you on the other line
Yovanna screaming oh oh oh oh oh oh
But if Yovanna did well, Yovanna could always get him

Spoiler: "Suck Me My Penis"

Verse 1
Save me, please, save me
Save me, please, save me, whoaoh
Save me, please, save me
Save me, please, save me, whoaoh

Pre-Chorus
But all these regrets keep ringing in my head
Come over here baby, tell me what you want

Chorus
You lost, yeah, you lost me
To tell me to make it
What started with a little bit of time
Watch me fade, I lost it all except my name

Verse 2
Got me going junk junk
Going, baby girl
Got me going junk junk
Going, baby girl

Pre-Chorus
Tell me, tell me, tell me, whatcha here for
Somebody told me rebellion

Chorus
You lost, yeah, you lost me
To tell me to make it
What started with a little bit of time
Watch me fade, I lost it all except my name

Bridge
Oh, that you would be so good to me
Is something that I never, never had

Chorus
You lost, yeah, you lost me
To tell me to make it
What started with a little bit of time
Watch me fade, I lost it all except my name

 

[The Un-Clit]

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At least a hot looking sleazy chick this time. I'd venmo her a dollar!


The song generator kicked out a great one for 'Trauma Lumps'

Spoiler: Phat Beatz

Verse 1
This I know coz you used too much sex appeal
To get next to me, its such a trauma state of mind
I got fire in my head, eyes on the book of the prophet
And a lump in my throat

Pre-Chorus
In fact, every time I see you
I get angry, I get trauma

Chorus
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The children came, the cars came, the smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
If your trauma now

Verse 2
In school if you was real trauma about it
You could practice with a bong or light it up
And what I tell you might be hard to swallow
The homie killa bee got life for bulls**t

Pre-Chorus
Money is mentality
The bigger the rejection

Chorus
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The children came, the cars came, the smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
If your trauma now

Bridge
Magic supply to the party
Not an idle threat, but a trauma question

Chorus
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
The children came, the cars came, the smoke came and they took that lump from my throat
If your trauma now

 

[TractorGirl]

 

[DrJonesHat]

It is my deep regret that I cannot send you actual money for this.

 

[TractorGirl]

It is my deep regret that I cannot send you actual money for this.

This makes it so much better better not start giving Rusty any ideas for new songs though!

 

[Easy Peasy]

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"This song deserves to be in the charts, perhaps with a music video depicting a legal professional dancing on the moon"

When I tell you I laughed so hard...

I'm literally begging anyone with photoshopping autism, PLEASE make a picture of russ bashing his keytar on the moon. I'm begging!!!

 

[Cilleystring]

It is my deep regret that I cannot send you actual money for this.

Can't venmo a dollar?

 

[Pip Squeak]

Titled "Plights of a Pipsqueak"

Spoiler

verse 1
Girl, I'm so flipping fine
I'm studly, at least a nine
Waiting here for you to holler
I venmoed you a dollar

pre-chorus
They saw the writing on the wall
It was the start of my downfall

chorus 1
You're an insta thot
Looking really hot
Hope you're not a bot
Cuz I like you a lot

verse 2
You're the least that I deserve
Cuz my missing facial nerve
So if you just return my mail
Drop him, come to me, upscale

pre chorus
They saw the writing on the wall
It was the start of my downfall

chorus 2
You're an insta thot
Looking really hot
Please give me a shot
I won't stop 'til I got

Bridge
Trust me, I know your sort
And I'll have my day in court
I won't listen to your lies
You just gotta close your eyes

chorus 1+2
You're an insta thot
Looking really hot
Hope you're not a bot
Cuz I like you a lot
You're an insta thot
Looking really hot
Please give me a shot
I won't stop 'til I got