- Joined
- Jun 7, 2019
The fact that he couldn’t do the basic upkeep in the first. fucking. year. is mind boggling. He sexualizes literally everything EXCEPT shoving a phallic object up his amhole, which is also the only thing that would have benefited him.
I think it's a disturbing testament to how unbelievably painful the entire procedure is that even Kev's AGP saturated brain couldn't be bothered to play with his new toy for almost a year. IIRC many of his tweets early in the process detail the searing pain just doing the bare minimum of upkeep.
It would be like if you broke your arm but the doctor tells you once a day to wrench it back and forth for 30 minutes, and "a little bleeding and pain is normal"
Your body knows what is normal and has this handy thing called pain when its trying to tell you "this aint it".