The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[The Last Stand]

That'd be Not Guilty

The next jury should be Kiwi Farms.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

You'll be sorry when REEEEEE! ends up being the correct answer.

 

[Collections Agent]

Been marathoning Reno 911 through this entire ordeal, would highly recommend.

 

[Null]

I need a "Guilty of Manslaughter, Innocent of Murder" option please.

Oops, reset again.

 

[Headache Relief]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

He's not guilty as charged but there is no way the jury will find him not guilty.

 

[luigismanslave]

Good luck finding employment as well.

If I wear a skimask to the jury selection nobody will know it's me

 

[Garth]

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[Salubrious]

Oops, reset again.

Sweet, thanks.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

The next jury should be Kiwi Farms.

Alien that came from space found kneeing niggas to death has been sentenced to Sneed. Mandatory foreskin inspection and ten years of reading sick A & N cat party threads will be enforced.

 

[LemmeSee]

How are we feeling today mistrialcoinbros? Ready for moon lambos?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Anybody rooting for an outcome and hinging their enjoyment of the trial on that is a complete faggot. You can take it seriously and say X/Y outcome is deserved and that's fine, or just laugh at it all and spam I CANT SNEED, but trying to cross both makes you a faggot. If your laughter is predicated on whether some faggot cop walks or the authoritarian arm of the state gets its scapegoat, you're gay

Seeing over invested people sperg is half the fun of following ongoing storys like this

 

[The Last Stand]

I predict a mistrial. A non-guilty verdict with the current jury will be a challenge for a number of reasons.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I need a thneed.

 

[Rungle]

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if you only knew how bad things really are.

 

[DiabeticSP]

IF THE CAR ROCKS CHAUVIN WALKS

 

[Roybertitos]

I'm on team mistrial, either it happens now cause of jury tampering or it happens down the line on appeals. It'd be the most chaotic option, so why the hell not?

 

[TheClappening]

The next jury should be Kiwi Farms.

I weep for the justice system that puts us on a jury.

 

[Reporterward]

I've reset the poll for the last mile. Place your bets ladies and gunts.

THIS SOB IS TRYING TO WELCH ON A BET!!!

I VOTED 1992 AND I LITERALLY EXPECT THE CLOCK TO RESET TO 1992 WITH WAYNE’S WORLD STYLE FLASHBACK EFFECTS!!!

 

[Fields Of Rye]

5 minutes after mentioning null selling our info the motherfucker himself shows up.

Goddammit Null how many silver coins did it take.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

You delusional cucks!
THE JURY IS GONNA VOTE GUILTY OF SUPER MURDER.
YOU DUMB CUNTS HAVE TOO MUCH FAITH IN THE JURY JUST LIKE THE "TRUMP CAN STILL WIN" GUYS.