The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sneed

I hope I'm not being a retard but what's a sneed?

 

[Account]

What are the chances of there being a trophy for those that correctly voted...

I doubt it. Nobody in the trial is a lolcow.

 

[DumbDude42]

I hope I'm not being a retard but what's a sneed?

 

[Nobunaga]

5 minutes after mentioning null selling our info the motherfucker himself shows up.

Goddammit Null how many silver coins did it take.

3.50 BAT

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Murder 2 doesn't have to have premeditation.

Thank you, I'm a Britbongistani. You still can't prove that he intended Chauvin's death which IIRC is what makes it murder.

 

[kabbublor0r0]

Reaching down to momma in hell

 

[Frost]

I hope I'm not being a retard but what's a sneed?

The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...

 

[MugolEx]

Anyone who thinks Derek will get a Full Acquittal is smoking fentanyl.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

That MOMMA soundbite just hurts my ears.

He really was just a mongoloid retard nigger.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Murder 2 doesn't have to have premeditation.

By definition it can't be premeditated. That's why there's second and third.

 

[wopirish]

So, instead of the obvious "when are we getting a verdict" I'll ask a slightly different question: What day should I start bringing my AR15 to the shop.

Probably now, and never stop bringing it at this rate we are going. Mr Bones wild ride never ends and joggers will only get bolder to commit crimes in broad daylight.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I hope I'm not being a retard but what's a sneed?

Look at the city slicker falling asleep in his fancy German car!

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Disclaimer: I want to be very wrong about this following statement:

If anyone thinks the system's going to let Chauvin walk on this...you're damn wrong.

Chauvin's life depends on whether or not the globohomo have reduced the property values in major cities enough.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Still banking on mistrial.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Look, is anyone going to buy these thneeds?

I'm getting a percentage and my rent is due.

 

[LargeChoonger]

"tHe NiNe MiNuTeSsssss"

"What about the other sixteen dumbass"

Based.

2019: MAMA AH CAYNT BREEF
2020: MAMA AH CAYNT BREEF
While standing: MAMA AH CAYNT BREEF
On the ground (which he requested): MAMA AH CAYNT BREEF
That's the issue with media. It's selective of what it shows

 

[Denmark Mafia]

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lmao he has just quoted her. Imagine the seething.

 

[Terrorist]

AFAIK, this is how you can get out of jury duty. You suggest that you cannot be impartial.

“Your honor, I’m not biased. Dats not true. Dats not true and a matter of fact... Not it's not true. No it's not true. Fuck yourself you piece of shit faggot motherfucker judge. NO IT'S NOT TRUE! Piece of shit, and if I had to guess, it’s probably YOU that’s fucking biased you motherfucking lying, cocksucking, faggot, motherfucker! You wanna holler over me, every fucking second!? Or did you just scream over you too! You piece of shit motherfucker! Keep fucking running your mouth, I'll just keep hollering! You motherfucking piece of shit! Eat a fucking cock! Go kill yourself you fucking piece of motherfucking shit! I fucking... God Damn! Oh we can just keep hollering over each other, all fucking day! AHHH WUHH YEAHH YUHH WUHHH YUHHH ARGHHH WARGHH WARGGHH”

 

[DiabeticSP]

"Why didnt EMS show up faster so Floyd was held down for a shorter amount of time?"

Nelson have mercy. Leave at least a few survivors


"People dont like to be arrested"

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Sneeds like I was wrong about Mistrial.