The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Without A Gout]

It feels good that he's calling out all this single frame and "5 second clip with 20 pauses" bullshit. Too bad that the people who'd need to hear this aren't even listening (minus the jury, hopefully). 300 ug of LSD and these people would be so ashamed of themselves they'd have to find God to ever look into a mirror again.

Everyone's already made their opinion on the case, even the faggots like us that lurk this thread.

 

[Corette]

Short Answer? No.

Does longer answer go "no, he can't" or "no, that would be bad idea"?

 

[reinigen]

Yeah but 9 minutes and 29 seconds, did we mention he can't sneed? 9 minutes and 29 seconds.

EXHIBIT 17.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

HE BOUGHT A BANANA

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Fed nothing but carbs as children

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> The experts I watch on CNN >:^)

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Banana mention

 

[Meat Target]

Does longer answer go "no, he can't" or "no, that would be bad idea"?

He most likely can't afford it, unless Nelson wants to represent him pro bono.

 

[MugolEx]

HES BRINGING UP THE BANANA!

 

[MoeChotto]

I was really hoping Nelson would bring one hell of a closing argument, and so far I have not been disappointed. I'm still behind, but I'm still pretty impressed. Much better reasoned than Prosecution's strategy of disingenuously appealing to emotion that comes off with the authenticity of a da Vinci photocopy. I can see the argument being built up piece by piece, and the mad lad is front-loading his argument with state witness testimony. This is quite a show.

 

[Elbe]

Death by banana.

Literally the most racist death.

 

[Pizza Munch]

Short Answer? No.

Like no he doesn't have a case? I'm just curious cuz I'm sure anyone can find some clips of the media being questionable talking about this. I just really don't know how all that works

 

[furūtsu]

If DOGE has taught me anything, it's that retard strats are the most viable ones in Clown World. I'm going all in, baby.

 

[Salubrious]

Does longer answer go "no, he can't" or "no, that would be bad idea"?

Suing for Damages: Malicious Prosecution in a Criminal Case

Prosecutors who bring criminal cases without adequate justification may be sued for doing so, and may not be protected by prosecutorial immunity if the prosecutors' actions were egregious enough.

www.criminaldefenselawyer.com

TL;DR - It's basically the reason why you can almost never sue someone for defamation. Chauvin would have to prove that the prosecution was illegal and not just political or incompetent.

One of the biggest challenges in malicious prosecution cases based on the filing of criminal charges is prosecutor immunity. State and federal laws give prosecutors and other law enforcement employees immunity from liability for malicious prosecution. This immunity is meant to protect prosecutors and law enforcement so they can do their job without constantly having to defend against accusations of malicious prosecution. The concern is that every person who claims innocence might try to sue the prosecutor for wrongful prosecution.

 

[Meat Target]

I was really hoping Nelson would bring one hell of a closing argument, and so far I have not been disappointed. I'm still behind, but I'm still pretty impressed. Much better reasoned than Prosecution's strategy of disingenuously appealing to emotion that comes off with the authenticity of a da Vinci photocopy. I can see the argument being built up piece by piece, and the mad lad is front-loading his argument with state witness testimony. This is quite a show.

We may get the full desired yield of wailing and gnashing of teeth from ReddiTwittroons after all.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This is what the dirty cops took away from us; our future president.

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[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

From what I gather, Mr. Nelson is a somewhat prominent lawyer in the Minneapolis area. Does anybody know who's paying his fee? and about how much he's getting paid to represent Chauvin?

 

[Nobunaga]

>this thing started wars and dictatoships
>fucked south america so bad they still havent recovered
>was the cause of the riots last year
Banana? More like CHADnana

 

[Pizza Munch]

From what I gather, Mr. Nelson is a somewhat prominent lawyer in the Minneapolis area. Does anybody know who's paying his fee? and about how much he's getting paid to represent Chauvin?

The police union or something is paying for this. I'm not sure what the rate is.

I'm wondering if the union would cover appeals as well?

Most Police Officers Can Draw From Law Enforcement Legal Defense Funds For Court Fees

The Minnesota Police and Peace Officers Association is paying Derek Chauvin's legal fees. NPR's Ari Shapiro talks to Samantha Michaels of Mother Jones about how officers use these legal defense funds.

www.npr.org

 

[Loosey Goosey]

Rebuttal: "Yea just to reiterate, none of that shit matters, just remember how you felt the first time you saw the worst part of the vid and sentence this nigga to fry"

 

[MrJokerRager]

BLM was gonna chimp out one way or the other. There is no placating them if the jury has sense.