The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[HARSH NOISE]

Of course they bring on the black guy to talk to the jury.

 

[reinigen]

I keep seeing this sentiment on reddit and other places but...

Because knowingly passing a counterfeit bill is a Federal crime you stupid fucking mong. He might not have known that it was bad initially, however once the clerk came out and confronted him and he refused to do anything about it, that does shift to "Knowingly" passing.

 

[Rekkington]

DEFENSE STATUS
Feeded
Seeded
Sneeded
Formerly

 

[MusicBox32]

To add to the responses you already got Zimmerman wasn't even initially charged until proto-BLM got involved and raised up a media circus about it. The garbage fire that is American race politics today was resparked from that case.

It's crazy how you can encounter people who still think Zimzam just gunned Martin down in cold blood and faked a scuffle when this 911 call exists of him screaming for help in the background for like 45 seconds before a shot goes off.

 

[brap_connoiseur_420]

SHEIIIIIT DIS NYUKKA HAD HIS KNEE ON MY NIGGA NECC DIS IZ WUT YOU CALL COMMON SENSES AIT *kisses teeth*

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

LISTEN TO THE GRUMBLES OF YOUR BELLY, YOU KNOW THIS WHITE MAN IS GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY

NOOO DON’T LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE, DON’T LISTEN TO THE CHARMING MIDWESTERN MAN NOOOOOO

 

[Obscure Creature]

Holy shit prosecutor brought up the 9 year old girl fuck off

Edit: DISREGARD ALL THE FACTS DONT USE BRAIN PLEASE JURY reeee

 

[Throwing Romans]

We're back on the "Common Sense" argument. What the fuck does that have to do with a reasonable doubt?

 

[Rekkington]

Oh this nigga
"the real judge in this case... is YOU!"

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Ah, the professional ape. And immediately calling for common sense. Because fuck standards of law. Fuck evidence. Fuck the 45 witnesses. YA'LL HAVE A 46TH WITNESS: When ya'll saw the video before the trial!

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

I keep seeing this sentiment on reddit and other places but...

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Because knowingly passing a counterfeit bill is a Federal crime you stupid fucking mong. He might not have known that it was bad initially, however once the clerk came out and confronted him and he refused to do anything about it, that does shift to "Knowingly" passing.

It's also a crime that says a lot about you as a person. Having knowing access to a $20 bill indicates criminal connections and a certain moral disregard for the law.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Gentlemen and Ladies; I have come to make an annoucement.

Ahem.

ACQUITED

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

SHEIIIIIT DIS NYUKKA HAD HIS KNEE ON MY NIGGA NECC DIS IZ WUT YOU CALL COMMON SENSES AIT *kisses teeth*

Sounds like a Sam Hyde bit.

 

[kabbublor0r0]

You can really tell Blackwell is reading his little script for the cameras and the redditors at home more than anyone else. Incredibly evil if you ask me.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Did he just try to insinuate Chauvin was guilty because he scared a nine-year old girl?

 

[Hackallier]

HAHAHAHAHA what the fuck is this.

 

[Headache Relief]

Da troot

 

[Rekkington]

I'm not a legal guy, why the fuck are we watching this goofy shit? Is this normal?

 

[4AMPudding]

Did this guy really try to insinuate that the evidence is fake?

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Shut the fuck up about common sense holy fuck make a real argument or shut up.
Please, bring back ratings because I need tophats