The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Kreitani]

if if if if if if

 

[Salubrious]

What the fuck is this powerpoint presentation?

 

[Reluctant MC]

He's actually black, not retarded, very similar and easy to confuse but have slightly different origins and symptoms

I'm sticking to retarded out of respect for black kiwis. But... he's obviously both black and retarded.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

What the fuck is this evidence?

Throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.

 

[Nobunaga]

Is this a legit ace attorney breakdown
My fucking sides

 

[Calandrino]

what the fuck is he trying to say?

It's statistically impossible for a living person to die, I mean if they weren't immortal they'd have probably died already

 

[MusicBox32]

what the fuck is he trying to say?

He's trying to say that people live for a decent amount of time with underlying conditions that could eventually kill them, I guess?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

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I really have no idea what that was supposed to invoke.

 

[DocMorbis]

The prosecution argument boils down to Feels > Reals. Ignore facts and embrace the feels, on how a racist cop murdered a innocent drugie.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

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From the Courttv livestream.

wait a minute...



it all makes sense now...



Your honor, the jury finds the defendant, Derek Chauvin, sus!

 

[itskaon]

which dot was the day where floyd pointed and robbed a pregnant woman?

 

[4AMPudding]

if if if if if if

More if's than Yandere Simulator's code base.

 

[Special Agent Punchy]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

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This prosecutor watched RENT so many times he developed brain AIDS.

 

[Obscure Creature]

This is really one of those “I didn’t actually do the research so I’m just gonna talk out my ass” kinda speeches

 

[Salubrious]

Holy shit, are you seeing this? "Floyd lived ALL THESE DAYS with his addiction and health issues, except this one day. The day he died."

So if someone has Cancer for a year, it's unlikely that the last day of his life, he will be killed by cancer?
This might be the most insane thing I have ever seen in my life.

I've heard this two other times.

1) Anyone that tests positive for COVID at the autopsy counts as a COVID death, no matter what the actual cause was.

2) The Fat Acceptance movement claiming that nobody dies of obesity. A 40 year old man dying of a heart attack doesn't count because "thin people have heart attacks too!"

 

[Rungle]

ok this is fucking too stupid to shitpost about

 

[HARSH NOISE]

I'm at a loss for words. I've seen jr. high book reports by slow kids that are more coherent than this.

 

[glad vlad]

This black prosecutor giving the rebuttal gives off strong “I’m just a simple country hyper chicken” vibes. I can’t guarantee that I’m impartial, but he comes off, to me, as manipulative and somewhat stupid, the way he keeps saying “and that’s a TRUTH FACT” and mumbles over multi-syllable words. “Cardiopulmaryarrest”.

Also this chart of blue dots that represent the days of Floyd’s life and the prosecution is asserting that on each of those days he had hypertension and all of the other conditions Nelson claimed he had, but wasn’t dead. Am I observing this correctly? Floyd had opioid addiction and hypertension when he was a baby, die he? Okay. If this dude doesn’t get the jury’s almonds churning, America is doomed. This is how you give a presentation you didn’t prepare for.

 

[Icasaracht]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

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[Salubrious]

LOL. The CourtTV stream literally crashed listening to this stupidity.

 

[Meat Target]

Yes, the cops should have listened to a 9 year old when she told them to "get off" A fucking kid should have been able to tell the cops how to do their job. This nigga is freebasing, no, the whole prosecution is.

Summary: "Even the young girl was telling him to get off of him- it's really common sense, isn't it? You, a police officer are on top of a criminal, who doesn't want to be arrested and someone tells you to stop so it's common sense to stop. Your Honor, I'm retarded."

A 9yr old girl can understand it.

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They're the same people who think kids pouting, scowling, and saying "how dare you" makes them right.