The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Rekkington]

We are now being told that Floyd being arrested is pretty much enough to convict Chauvin.

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

Can he just literally lie about the witness testimony? Can you just lie about the "homicide" part and get away with it?

 

[Calandrino]

"verdict is a latin word that means the truth, and in this essay I will be proving..."
literal amateur hour

"Sex!! Now that I have your attention, Webster's dictionary defines 'nigger' as 'the comparative form of nig'..."

 

[Top Skink]

Your Honor, I'm retarded."

He's actually black, not retarded, very similar and easy to confuse but have slightly different origins and symptoms

 

[Kreitani]

He was breeven he was livin'

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Which one of those dots corresponds to the day he put a gun to a pregnant woman's stomach?

 

[Salubrious]

IT'S NOT THE LAW THAT THE STATE NEEDS TO PROVE REASONABLE DOUBT THAT THERE WERE NO OTHER FACTORS!

This motherfucker is claiming that with a straight face.

 

[Rekkington]

Can he just literally lie about the witness testimony? Can you just lie about the "homicide" part and get away with it?

Nelson went on for 10 minutes about the definition of Homicide and how it is used, and this guy just comes up there with "yeah but I talked to the guy who wrote it later on and he agrees with me that Chauvin was a murderer! Just trust me on this."

 

[Trianon]

"He lived so many more days than days that he died. How does that make sense?"
bro wut

 

[Top Skink]

Can he just literally lie about the witness testimony? Can you just lie about the "homicide" part and get away with it?

Yes. Witnesses are under oath to tell the truth, attorneys are not; otherwise there'd be a stunning amount of lightning strikes in courthouses on a daily basis

 

[reinigen]

"He just happened to die on that exact time at that exact day?"

YES YOU DUMB IDIOT THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT THE WORD "SUDDEN" MEANS. HE HAD A BLOOD PRESSURE OF 216/160. WHERE IS MY DAMN TOP HAT BECAUSE JESUS FUCK.

EDIT: HOLY FUCK THIS DOT THING IS SO FUCKING DISINGENUOUS IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

 

[kabbublor0r0]

So to anyone with an IQ over 85 this dude is just standing there, saying nothing. Redditors are hearing "burn loot murder", got it. Disgusting Democrat pet coon. This doesn't belong in a court room, this is CNN

 

[itskaon]

what the fuck is he trying to say?

 

[murdered meat bag]

Which one of those dots corresponds to the day he put a gun to woman's stomach?

Objection foundation

 

[Gypsymagic]

There's also one day where he took an increased drug dose to hide them from police, and it was the day he died too.

 

[Without A Gout]

The defense attorney really talking about him having high-blood pressure, an opioid addiction and heart issues by the time he was born, except the day he died?

We all die, asshole. That's the truth.

 

[4AMPudding]

Is this just a chewbacca defense?

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

What in the flying fuck is this dot shit

 

[Rekkington]

Holy shit, are you seeing this? "Floyd lived ALL THESE DAYS with his addiction and health issues, except this one day. The day he died."

So if someone has Cancer for a year, it's unlikely that the last day of his life, he will be killed by cancer?
This might be the most insane thing I have ever seen in my life.

 

[Hackallier]

What the fuck is this evidence?