Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[StinkySnack]

Here is where he acknowledged Allison was a troll. Just re-posting this here cause I think there's actually a few people under the impression that he still believes she was real.

 

[White Devil]

Here is where he acknowledged Allison was a troll. Just re-posting this here cause I think there's actually a few people under the impression that he still believes she was real.

I can smell this picture.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Here is where he acknowledged Allison was a troll. Just re-posting this here cause I think there's actually a few people under the impression that he still believes she was real.

It's still absolutely astounding that he thought one of the world's most famous and beautiful women was going to fuck a nobody with poor hygiene.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Here is where he acknowledged Allison was a troll. Just re-posting this here cause I think there's actually a few people under the impression that he still believes she was real.

I just realized one positive about Russ having his face paralyzed. He'll never get wrinkles. He can't furrow his brow, get crows feet around his eyes or anything like that.

Sure he'll have to deal with jowls and the skin drooping but once he's rich and famous, which is any day now, he'll save a fortune on never having to get Botox injections like all famous people do.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

And let's say she did listen it, made a pained face when she heard it, and wrote back, "thanks for the song." He'd still be mad because she didn't fulfill the unchosen obligation he'd imposed on her.

I am absolutely convinced that he was aware of his potential copyright infringement claim if she actually listened to the song, from his paralegal training. "Thanks for the song" was only result he could reasonably expect, based on her reactions to previous gifts from other fans. Some part of his brain must have been aware that what he was expecting was a pie-in-the-sky fantasy.

I guarantee he reviewed Ice Ice Baby vs Under Pressure, Men at Work vs Down Under, and other copyright cases in college, hence why he was trying to outflank the "no unsolicited works" policy by calling it a gift. All he had to do was wait for Taylor to release any song with a similar beat/tempo/lyrics and threaten a lawsuit (e.g. "I gave her the song as a gift but I didn't authorize her to distribute it!"). I think the little weasel was planning to blackmail her for pity sex, which is why he blew a gasket when her agents refused to even let her listen to the song (they were also likely familiar with the pitfalls of copyright law.) It's harder to be sued for "copying" a similar sounding song if you've never listened to the song you allegedly copied.

I think the lawsuit we saw against Taylor was Plan B because Russ was too arrogant to consider that one of the largest pop stars in the world would have safeguards against potential copyright infringement. He obviously still went through with his poorly thought out "not-a-date" blackmail. Basically, I'm saying that I'm certain that he would've tried to sue Taylor for any reaction short of sucking his peen at his convenience.

 

[StinkySnack]

I can smell this picture.

Look closely at the picture, and you can see the color difference in his mustache where his nose hairs flow into it. They're much darker than his beard. They flow all the way down to his top shitlip. Gotta be some kind of world record.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

My favorite part of that whole thing was when "Allison" dropped the whole thing suddenly and told him (more or less) that he's too exhausting and "Katy" is no longer interested. And even though it turned out to be a w*een, "Allison" held fast to that which made the tard rage all the more glorious and we were blessed with that hilarious video of butternut bawling his creepy corpse eyes out.

Considering Russell was so quick to send those naked pictures of himself, and I mean there was zero hesitation, I wonder what else he would fall for. That proved he was truly gullible, I seriously want to know what else he'd be willing to do if he thought it would bring him fame and/or sex with a famous woman. Would he shave his beard? Maybe get a tattoo of Taylor or someone else he's thirsting over? Maybe travel to another continent? And considering how he keeps trying the same tactics to "woo" famous women, do you think he'd keep falling for the exact same tricks over and over? I think he would. I honestly think (and I don't encourage this but still) if someone were to pretend to be one of, for example, Ariana Grande's people saying she wanted to apologize in person for whatever he claims she did but he'd have to travel to LA first he'd go without even thinking. I'm sure we'd hear about it if someone catfished him claiming to be an attractive woman who needed money to travel to see him so I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet.

I am absolutely convinced that he was aware of his potential copyright infringement claim if she actually listened to the song, from his paralegal training. "Thanks for the song" was only result he could reasonably expect, based on her reactions to previous gifts from other fans. Some part of his brain must have been aware that what he was expecting was a pie-in-the-sky fantasy.

I guarantee he reviewed Ice Ice Baby vs Under Pressure, Men at Work vs Down Under, and other copyright cases in college, hence why he was trying to outflank the "no unsolicited works" policy by calling it a gift. All he had to do was wait for Taylor to release any song with a similar beat/tempo/lyrics and threaten a lawsuit (e.g. "I gave her the song as a gift but I didn't authorize her to distribute it!"). I think the little weasel was planning to blackmail her for pity sex, which is why he blew a gasket when her agents refused to even let her listen to the song (they were also likely familiar with the pitfalls of copyright law.) It's harder to be sued for "copying" a similar sounding song if you've never listened to the song you allegedly copied.

I think the lawsuit we saw against Taylor was Plan B because Russ was too arrogant to consider that one of the largest pop stars in the world would have safeguards against potential copyright infringement. He obviously still went through with his poorly thought out "not-a-date" blackmail. Basically, I'm saying that I'm certain that he would've tried to sue Taylor for any reaction short of sucking his peen at his convenience.

You are giving Russell WAY too much credit. He was 100% expecting to go on a date with Taylor and become her songwriter, he specifically mentions wanting this. It's possible he may have planned to sue for copyright infringement but he never doubted for a second that his plan to "win her over" would work. I honestly don't think of Russell as someone who makes a lot of Plan Bs. He sort of flies by the seat of his pants through life believing he's infallible despite a lifetime of failure.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I am absolutely convinced that he was aware of his potential copyright infringement claim if she actually listened to the song, from his paralegal training. "Thanks for the song" was only result he could reasonably expect, based on her reactions to previous gifts from other fans. Some part of his brain must have been aware that what he was expecting was a pie-in-the-sky fantasy.

I guarantee he reviewed Ice Ice Baby vs Under Pressure, Men at Work vs Down Under, and other copyright cases in college, hence why he was trying to outflank the "no unsolicited works" policy by calling it a gift. All he had to do was wait for Taylor to release any song with a similar beat/tempo/lyrics and threaten a lawsuit (e.g. "I gave her the song as a gift but I didn't authorize her to distribute it!"). I think the little weasel was planning to blackmail her for pity sex, which is why he blew a gasket when her agents refused to even let her listen to the song (they were also likely familiar with the pitfalls of copyright law.) It's harder to be sued for "copying" a similar sounding song if you've never listened to the song you allegedly copied.

I think the lawsuit we saw against Taylor was Plan B because Russ was too arrogant to consider that one of the largest pop stars in the world would have safeguards against potential copyright infringement. He obviously still went through with his poorly thought out "not-a-date" blackmail. Basically, I'm saying that I'm certain that he would've tried to sue Taylor for any reaction short of sucking his peen at his convenience.

He was aware of the "no unsolicited works" policy, he just thought it shouldn't apply to him because he didn't want it to. He asks for exceptions to hard and fast rules for no other reason than he thinks he's entitled because he's disabled. He did the same thing when asking Null to remove the thread. He acknowledged he didn't meet the criteria for removal, but expected it to be removed anyway. He misunderstands disability law. He thinks he's entitled to special treatment, when the law ensures equal treatment. He's living proof of the adage: "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

 

[The Un-Clit]

Okay, I have to correct something here, a lot of people are calling XYrichard a ween. This is incorrect. A ween is a low-effort failtroll. It's also no longer word-filtered, people can stop with the we*n shit, it's been unfiltered for ages now.

XYRichard put a lot of effort into his trolling attempt, and he succeeded beyond all measure. He got the best milk anyone has ever seen on this thread from Russ. He might well have gotten more except he violated the same rule twice in a row, first by taking credit for the trolling here, and secondly planning a new one here. Both violated the 'no trolling plans' rule, and there may have been something previous as well, but that's why he was banned.

Please don't call Richard a ween, folks. He deserves better.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Okay, I have to correct something here, a lot of people are calling XYrichard a ween. This is incorrect. A ween is a low-effort failtroll. It's also no longer word-filtered, people can stop with the we*n shit, it's been unfiltered for ages now.

XYRichard put a lot of effort into his trolling attempt, and he succeeded beyond all measure. He got the best milk anyone has ever seen on this thread from Russ. He might well have gotten more except he violated the same rule twice in a row, first by taking credit for the trolling here, and secondly planning a new one here. Both violated the 'no trolling plans' rule, and there may have been something previous as well, but that's why he was banned.

Please don't call Richard a ween, folks. He deserves better.

Had he not tried to get accolades for it, he could have kept the con going on indefinitely. I mean, he got Russ to send a covered nude pic for no reason other than he asked. He had Russ blubbering because he thought one of the world's most famous women both knew who he was, and didn't like him. RichardXY was especially masterful in introducing the black guy in the wheelchair to the story, because even then, everyone knew Russ was racist. It was especially hilarious that he thought it was real at all. He has poor critical thinking skills, as evidenced by the fact he thought the assistant for Katy Perry of all people would contact some random dude for a hookup.

 

[Cilleystring]

Yeah he is lucky that kiwi culture values not contacting cows and people associated with them. Russ is gullible, arrogant, and dumb enough that he could have become Chris 2.0 if it were a free for all to see who could make him make a fool out of himself the most. He has had very little troll interactions aside from xyrichard (god bless his soul), a couple people making Moebius Lipschitz/ Crusty Shitlips Rusty facebook accounts, and a few phantom gigglers which isn't even trolling. His biggest trolls will always be himself, and God.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah he is lucky that kiwi culture values not contacting cows and people associated with them. Russ is gullible, arrogant, and dumb enough that he could have become Chris 2.0 if it were a free for all to see who could make him make a fool out of himself the most. He has had very little troll interactions aside from xyrichard (god bless his soul), a couple people making Moebius Lipschitz/ Crusty Shitlips Rusty facebook accounts, and a few phantom gigglers which isn't even trolling. His biggest trolls will always be himself, and God.

He's lucky trolling is discouraged. I'm sure he could have been bilked out whatever money he has if someone was unscrupulous enough. Hell, I bet you could get him to do something illegal if he thought it would get him sex. He's broken the law on his own at least twice, so it wouldn't take much to nudge him into it.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

He was aware of the "no unsolicited works" policy, he just thought it shouldn't apply to him because he didn't want it to. He asks for exceptions to hard and fast rules for no other reason than he thinks he's entitled because he's disabled. He did the same thing when asking Null to remove the thread. He acknowledged he didn't meet the criteria for removal, but expected it to be removed anyway. He misunderstands disability law. He thinks he's entitled to special treatment, when the law ensures equal treatment. He's living proof of the adage: "A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

Fully agree. I might not have articulated what I was trying to say very well. I think Greer was either gonna get his peen sucked by Taylor Swift for his two year and $400 investment, or he was going to sue her:

Scenario 0) Taylor refuses to listen to his song. Russ sues her for false representation that she accepts all gifts and failing include a disclaimer on her tweets that he was wasting his time.
Scenario 1) Taylor listens to the song and says "nice song." Russ sues her for copyright infringement because a new song she released "sounded too similar to his work."
Scenario 2) Taylor listens to the song and offers him free concert tickets. Russ sues for copyright infringement and discrimination against the disabled because the free concert tickets don't include a backstage pass for a BJ from Taylor.
Scenario 3) Taylor offers him an all expense paid trip to see her. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination since the meet-and-greet was just a glorified photo shoot and didn't include a trip to Olive Garden, followed by some peen sucking.
Scenario 4) Against all odds, Taylor finds him hot and wants to fuck him as a groupie. Russ proceeds to fuck things up with his astronomical amount of entitlement. Things fall through. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination, and failing to honor the contractual agreement to meet up and screw.
Scenario 5) God himself intervenes and orchestrates Russ's fantasy exactly the way he originally pictured it. Taylor doesn't return his calls or their relationship falls through. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination, and alimony for their "common law marriage."
Scenario 6) Russ gets his fantasy, as imagined. Taylor becomes his trad wife and bears him many mobius goblins to continue his line. Taylor acquiesces his every request, completely supports him financially, and lets him fuck Katy Perry whenever he wants (even if he wants to fuck them both at the same time). Russ still visits the Las Vegas brothels whenever he wants. No lawsuit in this scenario.

I don't think there was a reasonable, realistic way for her to react to the song without being sued by that litigious pipsqueak.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

You guys should be sending your song lyrics to Russ, it entitles you for a tunnel ride in the crusty Rusty.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I think what I love most about Russ, (stay with me, because I do not love Russ) is that I think for most of us, when we click off of russ' thread, we forget about him. I'm certainly not out and about thinking "gosh I wonder what that studly stud Russell Greer is up to". For all of his shit, hes forgettable, and I think that pains him the most

And that makes me happy.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You guys should be sending your song lyrics to Russ, it entitles you for a tunnel ride in the crusty Rusty.

That's precisely why I'm not sending them.

 

[cuddle striker]

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I think what I love most about Russ, (stay with me, because I do not love Russ) is that I think for most of us, when we click off of russ' thread, we forget about him. I'm certainly not out and about thinking "gosh I wonder what that studly stud Russell Greer is up to". For all of his shit, hes forgettable, and I think that pains him the most

And that makes me happy.

I forget about this thread for months then rediscover it with total joy.

I'm looking forward to Skordas laying the hammer down.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Fully agree. I might not have articulated what I was trying to say very well. I think Greer was either gonna get his peen sucked by Taylor Swift for his two year and $400 investment, or he was going to sue her:

Scenario 0) Taylor refuses to listen to his song. Russ sues her for false representation that she accepts all gifts and failing include a disclaimer on her tweets that he was wasting his time.
Scenario 1) Taylor listens to the song and says "nice song." Russ sues her for copyright infringement because a new song she released "sounded too similar to his work."
Scenario 2) Taylor listens to the song and offers him free concert tickets. Russ sues for copyright infringement and discrimination against the disabled because the free concert tickets don't include a backstage pass for a BJ from Taylor.
Scenario 3) Taylor offers him an all expense paid trip to see her. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination since the meet-and-greet was just a glorified photo shoot and didn't include a trip to Olive Garden, followed by some peen sucking.
Scenario 4) Against all odds, Taylor finds him hot and wants to fuck him as a groupie. Russ proceeds to fuck things up with his astronomical amount of entitlement. Things fall through. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination, and failing to honor the contractual agreement to meet up and screw.
Scenario 5) God himself intervenes and orchestrates Russ's fantasy exactly the way he originally pictured it. Taylor doesn't return his calls or their relationship falls through. Russ sues for copyright infringement, disability discrimination, and alimony for their "common law marriage."
Scenario 6) Russ gets his fantasy, as imagined. Taylor becomes his trad wife and bears him many mobius goblins to continue his line. Taylor acquiesces his every request, completely supports him financially, and lets him fuck Katy Perry whenever he wants (even if he wants to fuck them both at the same time). Russ still visits the Las Vegas brothels whenever he wants. No lawsuit in this scenario.

I don't think there was a reasonable, realistic way for her to react to the song without being sued by that litigious pipsqueak.

Scenario 5 had me giggling. But I spoke to God, and he reluctantly admitted Russ was one of his failures. He keeps trying to smite the little shit, but Satan must be taking delight in keeping him alive to torment the Almighty. I think we should have a lengthy theological discussion on how Russ fits into the divine plan. Or we could just keep making fun of him for embarrassing himself.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Scenario 5 had me giggling. But I spoke to God, and he reluctantly admitted Russ was one of his failures.

I think my favorite part about that scenario is even that wouldn't be enough for Russ. He has a long history of stalking, harassing, and litigating the hookers who have already sucked his peen. There's no reason he wouldn't treat his celebrity crush the same way.

 

[DumbDude42]

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