The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Evil Enchilada]

Do I have to wait for the jury to come back overnight or will it resume tomorrow morning?

 

[thx1138]

https://archive.md/S8UX6

Uh-oh, looks like even CNN thinks Maxine Waters went a little too far and are damage controlling for the inevitable fiery but peaceful protests.

Their main thesis of that is literally "Orange Man Bad, 'member?"

So fuckin' predictable, these guys.

 

[Peacock Angel]

Do I have to wait for the jury to come back overnight or will it resume tomorrow morning?

They will return to deliberations tomorrow. The actual verdict won't arrive for a week imo.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Gotta hit up page 666.

I think it's going to be guilty on some bullshit count, it'll get overturned on appeal, Maxine Waters will be quoted, but nothing will happen to her old wrinkly ass.

And the guilty verdict won't be enough for the North American Pavement Ape, who will go full on Planet of the Apes then whine 6 months later that everything's burned down and they can't get jobs.

Second bet: The Nasty Girlz get made to look like complete chumps, we'll have our major mass-cal incident, and Biden will be revealed to be three raccoons in a suit they stole from Men's Warehouse.

EDIT: WTF? How did this just post?

 

[DeadFish]

So you're saying IP2 streamers have an actual use in the race war? Pretty funny mental image you conjured up, with baked Alaska scooting around in an ice cream truck, mowing over a crowd (in minecraft) while the speakers play keemstar screaming NIGGER NIGGER over and over again

You know I had this idea of making those really small speakers. Then seed them at random everywhere and have them say stuff or play music or sounds to screw with people.
Nor sure how that would work or can be done.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

If post op James Brown fucks this case then this will be the 80 IQ moment to rule them all.

On a related note, I knew I should have gone with the username "Hard R Superstar"

 

[Dilate]

I'm caught up on this thread but maybe I missed it. Why did they dismiss two of the jurors and bring in backups? I heard Cahill say he wanted to speak with them privately after today's session too.

 

[Top Skink]

I'm disappointed "jury nullification" isn't one of the vote options.

because it isn't

Jury nullification occurs when a jury agrees that a person is guilty of a crime, but agree that either because the law is unjust or the punishment too harsh, they should be let off with a not guilty verdict instead. It's like a trick mechanism in the system where a jury has uncontested power as finder of fact, so they can return not guilty for (almost) any reason and there's nothing anyone can do about it. In modernity it mostly only comes up to protest 'unfair' drug criminalization laws or specific statutes/overly harsh punishments. None of this is at play here. The jury isn't asking if 2nd/3rd degree murder or manslaughter are unjust laws, they're asking if Chauvin is guilty of violating those laws. The only possible way nullification would apply is if they thought he was guilty but decided that it's ok he killed floyd, which is funny to think about but is about as likely as big floyd himself showing up to say STOP THIS MADNESS

 

[mr.moon1488]

Gotta hit up page 666.

I think it's going to be guilty on some bullshit count, it'll get overturned on appeal, Maxine Waters will be quoted, but nothing will happen to her old wrinkly ass.

And the guilty verdict won't be enough for the North American Pavement Ape, who will go full on Planet of the Apes then whine 6 months later that everything's burned down and they can't get jobs.

Second bet: The Nasty Girlz get made to look like complete chumps, we'll have our major mass-cal incident, and Biden will be revealed to be three raccoons in a suit they stole from Men's Warehouse.

EDIT: WTF? How did this just post?

Lol holy shit that's at least a two-hour delay from now to page 666

 

[Covfefe]

Lol holy shit that's at least a two-hour delay from now to page 666

Sneeding into the void.

 

[Some Kind of Monster]

I haven't been blueballed this hard since the 2020 election

 

[Vesperus]

Now they've set fire to a porta-potty. This truly is the End Times.

https://twitter.com/MN_CRIME/status/1384341918981640201

 

[Stoneheart]

You know I had this idea of making those really small speakers. Then seed them at random everywhere and have them say stuff or play music or sounds to screw with people.
Nor sure how that would work or can be done.

well there is somebody working on this in another section.



This is getting more and more fun. this time there will be no money to rebuild...

 

[Carbonation Grimace]

Now they've set fire to a porta-potty. This truly is the End Times.

https://twitter.com/MN_CRIME/status/1384341918981640201

What a shitty thing to do.



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[AnOminous]

Lmao this is going to be one of those dynamite instruction cases isn't it?

While the city is burning down around them.

 

[Meat Target]

well there is somebody working on this in another section.



This is getting more and more fun. this time there will be no money to rebuild...

....and your picturesque neighborhood will be culturally enriched over time, for reparations.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

You know I had this idea of making those really small speakers. Then seed them at random everywhere and have them say stuff or play music or sounds to screw with people.
Nor sure how that would work or can be done.

Probably could be achieved by stripping the nonessentials out of a walky talky and reducing it to the bare electricals. Then making it look like mundane items.

For example, in a coke can in the trash can. No one would look twice. You could speak into it, or hook an mp3 player up to it, though that would just be a speaker I guess.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Lmao this is going to be one of those dynamite instruction cases isn't it?

While the city is burning down around them.

If it is, it's going to come down to who has the most willpower. The jurors who don't want to see a dude get shafted versus the jurors who want a pound of white flesh.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Lmao this is going to be one of those dynamite instruction cases isn't it?

While the city is burning down around them.

What are the odds outside entities pay off jury members for a particular verdict? Is this realistic?

 

[BiggerChungus]

Times like this make me appreciate living in a pretty sparse area. Closest we had to the mostly peaceful rioting and looting were two chicks standing on a street corner with BLM shirts and a cheap cardboard sign who went home because no one interacted with them at all.