The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Lol this kind of shit is why this shouldn't have even gone to trial in the first place. How could you not bias a jury when you have hordes of smelly niggers saying they're going to burn the jurors' city down if they acquit?

Questions like these are why the trial is so interesting. A few I have been asking myself: why has this case been so heavily publicized on a near-global scale? Why are several politicians (including the current president) weighing in on the case in spite of Judge Cahill's requests to the contrary? Why has the deck been stacked so heavily in favor of the prosecution? Why are the national guard surrounding Minneapolis rather than occupying it? What happens when Black Lives Matter begins to riot and there is nothing left but ashes?

 

[Grundlejungle]

Getting ready for the inevitable chimp out , as I'm in a big city where chaos went down last year. If shit really hits the fan, I'll keep you kiwi's updated.

 

[Socrates]

Guys! Guys! We're ignoring the obvious dark horse candidate, Hitler reveals himself after 70 years preparing his moon nazi space armada and uses the ensuing verdict chaos to establish his 4th reich! Wake up Sheeple, who do you think is behind all the UFO sightings???

 

[Tiggletown]

Wish we could get all the good reactions unlocked when the verdict buts.

It's going to be lit.

 

[Niggernerd]

I like how the judge made multiple comments that politicians need to shut the fuck up about it and the next day the fuckin president is attacking the integrity of it's legal proceedings.

The bidens aren't known for liking or respecting law and order just ask hunter.

 

[Dyn]

You only say that because they give you free gasoline to huff

I have a garden hose, all gasoline is free to me.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

OH MY GOD GUYS IM GONNA CHOOMPOUT

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Well I don't believe that, black people have always been friendly and respectful to me.

I thought that was because you were black too.

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

Bros, hear me out, what if Russia is influencing this trial so Chauvin walks? It makes sense with the positioning of their armies on the Ukrainian border. Chauvin gets acquitted, Russia invades Ukraine, US can't do anything because they're dealing with peaceful protests at home

 

[Rotollo 2]

Guys! Guys! We're ignoring the obvious dark horse candidate, Hitler reveals himself after 70 years preparing his moon nazi space armada and uses the ensuing verdict chaos to establish his 4th reich! Wake up Sheeple, who do you think is behind all the UFO sightings???

Will he legalize Space weed in honor of his birthday?

 

[SalmaoneSlaamper]

hmm I'd stay away from the downtown area of any mid/large city.

Unless of course you're in a lovely Orange 1969 Dodge Charger

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Bros, hear me out, what if Russia is influencing this trial so Chauvin walks? It makes sense with the positioning of their armies on the Ukrainian border. Chauvin gets acquitted, Russia invades Ukraine, US can't do anything because they're dealing with peaceful protests at home

Justice and no peace, you say?

 

[Vince McMahon]

Will he legalize Space weed in honor of his birthday?

Something else will be lit today.

Here's hoping that this will for a moment take a focus off this stupid COVID shit and gives all a respite.

 

[CWCissey]

Will he legalize Space weed in honor of his birthday?

Moon weed.

MovieBlob heard wrong.

 

[Dyn]

I thought that was because you were black too.

Yes, I really doubt they're going to burn down anything of mine.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Honestly hoping for Not Guilty because after a year of rhetoric and recent demands that he MUST be found guilty it might actually kill some people with stress based strokes.

Also I wanna watch antifa try to light cop cars on fire like last year but this time the NG opens fire.

 

[Banditotron]

I have a garden hose, all gasoline is free to me.

God I wish I could rate you semper fi right now

 

[Frofo Baggis]

Lets be honest, a chimpout will happen regardless of the result. Even if he's found guilty of murder, they won't be satisfied with the amount of years given.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Can't wait for the full acquittal so I can give the entire world a great big

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

Hold on to your assholes, the long-prophesied Random Chimp Event is nigh.