The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Vince McMahon]

Well don't you know according to science, covid disappears during a chimpout

Does this mean NIGGER CHIMPOUT = pandemic ending? Oy vey!

 

[Dark Edea]

The worst part about all this chimping out and all these BLM and Democratic leaders calling for riots is that the black community has actually become the violent thugs and felons (even more so har har) that actual white supremacists accuse us of being.

Way to go you dumb fucks. You sure showed those Neo Nazis who think we're all felons who's boss by literally saying that black people should be able to commit felonies with immunity.

It's okay, guy. I'll still get a beer with you after work.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

how do you retards manage to fill up six pages with absolutely nothing of value?

The same method used to fill the rest of the website.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

how do you retards manage to fill up six pages with absolutely nothing of value?

because much like Dragonball, George Floyd Z has to have a lot of filler episodes to keep the suspense going while filling in valuable air time for ad revenue

 

[furūtsu]

how do you retards manage to fill up six pages with absolutely nothing of value?

This is called the Autistic Thunderdome for a reason.

Can't handle the sperg, get out of the basement.

 

[tehpope]

Still waiting on the telegraph like

 

[Niggernerd]

you know what site you're posting in right? The tism reigns supreme here

Ftfy

 

[Meat Target]

It will incentivize them to continue to chimp out worse and worse to get their way. It is a really dark path and if we knew better

Precisely. A guilty-on-all verdict ensures chimpouts in the future.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Imagine asking this on the website that was created to make fun of a retard who drew a yellow sonic.

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

 

[likeacrackado]

If you have a pistol on your nightstand right now, hold it close and make sure a round is chambered.
If you have a pistol holstered right now, unholster it, make sure it's on safe, and continue reading this thread.

This is where the fun begins.
This is where the happening truly begins, for real this time.
Prepare yourselves, kameraden.

So we're doing group suicide if he's guilty?

 

[Sperghetti]

When people see no consequences for their actions, they're going to keep doing it.

When people literally firebomb federal buildings, and the DA immediately releases them without charges, you just taught people that firebombing federal buildings is acceptable.

Hell, I’d argue that’s the whole reason we’re even here in the first place. Last year at about this time, everyone learned that the only acceptable public social activity is rioting about race bait, and everything else is off-limits.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

if he gets murder charges liberals will reach new levels of insufferability because it will seem as if their chimping out is "justified"

If he gets murder charges liberals will realize that lynching still works, and riots get their pets gibs and them power and donations. It's literally the worst possible outcome for America as a whole, but pavement apes don't do planning and forward thinking, so... Don't worry guys, I'm sure if you keep burning down Target and the Auto Zone they'll keep coming back, there's no way they'll stop re-building the stores you guys rely on for jobs / to shop / etc.

 

[Chiri]

God, I haven't eagerly anticipated a verdict in a trial since Darren Wilson's back in 2014. The leadup to the announcement was pretty great, I'm getting nostalgic for lurking /pol/ and waiting for it to come out. There were plenty of fun hi-jinx going on too. I think the night before the announcement people were mass brigading an NBC poll on whether or not the shooting of Mike Brown was justified. It was successful enough to massively skew the results in favor of Wilson and was apparently notable enough that my normie sister complained to me about people rigging it. And the Chauvin trial is basically this but one hundredfold. It perfectly encapsulates how everything is much more retarded than it was only seven years ago.

If Chauvin somehow makes it out of this he deserves to be added to the pantheon for old times' sake.

 

[Super Book]

how do you retards manage to fill up six pages with absolutely nothing of value?

Political sperging is one hell of a drug

 

[Banditotron]

Hey man after last year managed not to have any earthshattering impact on my friendships with black or white people I can feel confident that none of my friendships will go down the drain no matter the verdict of this case. Not looking forward to the acceleration in the destruction of the relations between social stratas in America, though.

 

[Dyn]

The worst part about all this chimping out and all these BLM and Democratic leaders calling for riots is that the black community has actually become the violent thugs and felons (even more so har har) that actual white supremacists accuse us of being.

Way to go you dumb fucks. You sure showed those Neo Nazis who think we're all felons who's boss by literally saying that black people should be able to commit felonies with immunity.

Simping for neo-nazis isn't a good look, Uncle Ruckus.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

Bros, hear me out, what if Russia is influencing this trial so Chauvin walks? It makes sense with the positioning of their armies on the Ukrainian border. Chauvin gets acquitted, Russia invades Ukraine, US can't do anything because they're dealing with peaceful protests at home

Russians are known to be lazy and take way too many breaks on the job

Who else is lazy and takes a lot of breaks

dun dun

 

[Luigi]

Thank you Null for the highlight feature, this thread is unreadable otherwise, especially during downtime.

 

[Tiggletown]

because much like Dragonball, George Floyd Z has to have a lot of filler episodes to keep the suspense going while filling in valuable air time for ad revenue

I can't breeeeeeeeaaaaattttthhhhh!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[Niggernerd]

Sonichu is an ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG POKEMON, not a yellow sonic you FUCKER

Are his arms yellow?