The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[Merried Senior Comic]

Can I still Sneed during the riots?

 

[Niggernerd]

He deliberately stood on a black man's neck until he died how is this difficult for you to grasp? There was bodycam footage and everything.

Wrong! At that time of day at the exact spot the planets alligned and chauvins heart was two times smaller that day also he didn't share his green eggs and ham or something.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Aurora borealis? Spread across all of Minneapolis? At this time of the day?
It's more likely than you think

- I thought you were going to find him guilty!
- Oh, no, I said acquittal! That's what I call verdict!

 

[Leaf Wage Slave]

I've been half watching because I'm not American - your news is a fucking bloodsport compared to Leaf Land - but from what I've seen, it's a tossup between manslaughter and a mistrial.

Honestly, this entire three ring circus is probably the best recruitment the neo nazis and the klan have had in years - maybe soon they'll have more member than undercover feds again

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

Won't happen. The OGs are old or dead and their children and grandchildren are either pozzed liberals or ineffectual hapas.

Man, what a sinking ship this feels like lol

 

[Thumb Butler]

All over America, bouncing ANTIFA/BLM tards are waiting for the signal.

 

[likeacrackado]

No.
Just trying to make sure everyone's prepared for the future doctors coming in through their living room window to liberate for the workers your TV.
I've seen what it looks like.
I want you people to be ready.

I know what you meant. Just thought it was a bit melodramatic

 

[Quijibo69]

I'm glad I had the day off of work to see this... plus people from Chicago came here and I hope it's still there when they come back.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Well, it looks like the verdict is in...


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If the eyes squint then it's not my ken.

 

[Merry]

I've been half watching because I'm not American - your news is a fucking bloodsport compared to Leaf Land - but from what I've seen, it's a tossup between manslaughter and a mistrial.

Honestly, this entire three ring circus is probably the best recruitment the neo nazis and the klan have had in years - maybe soon they'll have more member than undercover feds again

Naw the Klan and NSM are dead as fuck even with their informants lmfao. They don't even have a use for Atomwaffen retards anymore

Everything that isn't controlled Far-Right/Third Position is super low to ground now

 

[aussiejinjo]

the dershowitz vs finkelstein debate on democracynow is still one of the top 5 funniest youtube vids

 

[Samson Pumpkin Jr.]

He deliberately stood on a black man's neck until he died how is this difficult for you to grasp? There was bodycam footage and everything.

as stated by Mr Nelson, aliens possessed Chauvin to grind his knee against Floyd's neck

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

I love this shit. It's like waking up for Christmas when I was a kid

Its like Christmas but every present under the tree is a bomb that will blow up your whole neighborhood.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

He deliberately stood on a black man's neck until he died how is this difficult for you to grasp? There was bodycam footage and everything.

Chauvin didn't stand on Floyd's neck, he applied a taught restraint that appears in Minneapolis Police Department materiel. Either Chauvin applied this restraint incorrectly and this resulted in negligent homicide (although I didn't see that argument appear during the trial), George Floyd did something that later resulted in his demise while in police custody, or a freak accident occurred and it resulted in Floyd's death. Do you believe in any of these? What exactly do you believe happened that constitutes a guilty verdict?

 

[mindlessobserver]

Well since we were just turbo shit posting at this point, my money is on the Jury returning a verdict of guilty for Sneeding and immediately ordering Chauvin renamed to chuck.

 

[Zirnwyb]

I voted mistrial like a retard because I thought it would be funny. The truth is the verdict will really be "SNEED" and Minneapolis burns yet again.

 

[MembersSchoolPizza]

Goodbye, Minneapolis. I'd say it was nice knowing you, but it wasn't. I hope my friend living there survives.

 

[Account]

Can I still Sneed during the riots?

Kiwi Farmers sneed till their last dying breath.

 

[Probably An Autist]

we got jebaited, the timer changed yet again

 

[thx1138]

I hope the Mall of America survives, I ordered something from a store there.